Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul— his own.
EP2 Xavier's ManeuverFeb 19, 2009
Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection.
EP3 El TornadadorFeb 26, 2009
When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.
EP4 Haunted TonkMar 05, 2009
Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.
EP5 Free Range ManibalismMar 12, 2009
Xavier lifts homeless vererans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.
EP6 Damnesia VuMar 19, 2009
When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme.
EP7 Going NormalMar 26, 2009
Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin’ pie of limits.
EP8 Kharmarabionic LotionApr 02, 2009
A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?
EP9 Damnesia YouApr 09, 2009
Xavier has amnesia.
EP10 Braingea's Final CrannyApr 16, 2009
When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.