Lucy discovers that not only is she an orphan but she is also not a princess.
EP2 Do Orphans Dream of Electric ParentsJul 03, 2006
After Brian Brain is rejected by like-minded Adopters, he creates robotic parents to fill the void.
EP3 An Orphans' Life IndeedJul 10, 2006
Princess Lucy accidentally clones herself in an effort to find the perfect BFF.
EP4 The Perfect LessonJul 17, 2006
The Orphans put on a play to prospective Adopters, with disastrous results.
EP5 The Poster ChildJul 24, 2006
Aldous has a chance to avoid a deadly curse by being adopted by Corporate Executives.
EP6 Fire the ReverendJul 31, 2006
Reverend Gamble mistakes Charlie for the Devil, until the real Satan shows up looking for his son.
EP7 Red, White and OrphanageAug 07, 2006
After a shiny, new orphanage appears overnight, Brian Brain realizes he wouldn't give up being a free-thinker for all the power and possessions in the world.
EP8 Sammy's EpisodeAug 14, 2006
Sammy is convinced he's being watched by a TV audience, and is consequently diagnosed by Brian Brain as being a megalomaniac.
EP9 A Tale of Almost Unbearable SadnessAug 21, 2006
After a bad day, the Orphans try to find true happiness in the hapless forest.
EP10 Lucky Lucy/You Got to Know When to Hold'emAug 28, 2006
Princess Lucy obsesses over the high she gets from gambling, resulting in dire consequences.
EP11 Armie Loves CigarettesSep 04, 2006
Armie takes up smoking after idolizing Cool Carl, the only Orphan ever to be adopted from the Gurney.
EP12 The Frightful FluSep 11, 2006
After all the Orphans come down with the flu, a reformed wicked witch, Karen, is hired to get them under control.
EP13 Silver Screen LucySep 18, 2006
Famed A-list Director, Steven Franchise, has the Orphans compete by making films to impress him into adopting them.