The Pitts

2003
The Pitts

Seasons & Episodes

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EP1 Pilot Mar 30, 2003

In the pilot, Bob hires a nanny for the kids who just so happens to be the woman he stood up at the prom. Meanwhile, Faith doesn't have a date for the homecoming dance.

EP2 A Bug's Wife Apr 06, 2003

Bob and Liz buy Faith a haunted car which convinces her to ditch school.

EP3 Squarewolves Apr 13, 2003

Faith and Petey try to keep their werewolf parents out of trouble until they end up in an animal shelter.

EP4 Dummy and Dummier Apr 20, 2003

It's nearing time for Petey's birthday party, and he wants to go to Birthdays, Inc. to have more fun, convinced that any party Bob and Liz throw will suck. It does. Laser tag with flashlights, Dirt Bikes: The Board Game, and Liz won't let them watch a bootlegged copy of Spider-Man 2. When all the guests try to leave, Bob goes downstairs to the basement and retreives Morty, an old living, talking dummy who's holding a grudge against Bob for leaving him there in the basement for 30 years. Later he takes over the Pitts house and throws them out, and it's up to them (and a beaver) to get their home back.

EP5 Miss American Pipe Apr 20, 2003

During a water heater explosion, Faith gets a large pipe stuck through her head, as this interferes with big plans to dance in a rock video. Public humiliation leads her to runaway form home and join a freak show, as her family must track her down.

EP6 Ticket to Riot Jan 01, 0001

After his car is ticketed and towed, Bob takes a bus to fight the parking ticket. No officer shows up, so he wins by default and leaves to take the bus home. But he boards the wrong bus--his bus is going to the prison. The family manages to get him out, but before they can leave, the prisoners riot and take the family hostage.

EP7 Bob's New Heart Jan 01, 0001

The Pitts join a square-dancing club suggested to them by two people who come to Liz and Bob's new store, which turns out to be a cover for a satanic cult.
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Released: 30 March 2003 Ended
Producted By: 20th Century Fox Television
Country: United States of America
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Synopsis

The Pitts is a short-lived FOX sitcom that aired 7 half-hour episodes between March and April 2003. It is about a family and their bad luck. It was a satire on typical American sitcoms with over-the-top sight gags.

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Adam Lewis This is quite simply the most appalling piece of television I have ever seen.There really are too many reasons to list for why this show is so unfunny, and so I will just say that the format of weird family has been done to death, and that this adds nothing to the genre. In fact, it probably sets it back about a thousand years. Moreover, the sets are so cringe-makingly fake that you wonder why the producers even went to the effort and expense of finding backdrops, when it would have been just as believable for all of the action to take place in front of a blue screen.Suffice it to say that should you ever find yourself in a position where you have to make the choice between watching this show or cutting your eyeballs with razorblades, I strongly recommend that you take the latter option.
thetornado this show is so stupid the acting the setting and they say that there family has the worst huh huh huh and the episode last week was stupid when they bought the daughter a talking car and they went to las vegas to get marred its not the actors fault its the person who made the shows fault thankfully it will be cancelled june 2003
dadedo13 This is so stupid. I mean, it is one of the dumbest shows ever. I shouldn't have to try this hard to laugh. Why make a show that is purposely trying to not be funny. Did the FOX executives think that people would lower their IQs for this crap. Even worse, it replaced Andy Richter Controls the Universe, which was actually a funny show. What were they thinking?The writing is sooooo bad. I just saw an episode where a beaver killed a doll that had stolen The Pitts' home. What's sad is that some of these plots could be funny, but they then turn into complete crapola. To conclude, this show should be on UPN.
reaper1800 Okay, maybe I'm just not smart enough or maybe nobody has let me in on the joke yet. I understand that they are purposefully making a bad t.v. show; it's that stupid on purpose. I get that. But why?Remember Yes, Dear? Did you love that one? Did you love Small Wonder? The Pitts is much similar to both in the fact that they all three are incredibly, mind-boggingly stupid. What a great premise that doesn't need the gimmick of being purposefully stupid. But it just doesn't work. The shame of it is, they could be reaching a far greater demographic by keeping the quirkiness and doing away with the moronic, vaudvillesque humor.With such a talented cast and crew it's obvious that this has the potential for being a hilarious, groundbreaking comedy show. Instead I believe some poor decisions were made in the writing department. Also, it maintains that it was filmed with a live studio audience; that leads me to wonder whether or not the audience is in the studio but watching something funny like Andy Richter Rules the Universe(which The Pitts replaced). It seems the only thing The Pitts has achieved in doing is dared some poor reviewer out there to look like an idiot by saying, "The Pitts is The Pitts." Then again, maybe somebody at Fox lost a bet. Either way, The Pitts is............................crap.