The Osbournes

2002
The Osbournes

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EP1 Sleepless in Beverly Hills Jan 17, 2005

Ozzy begins suffering from insomnia. He eventually undergoes testing with a sleep disorder expert to determine the cause. Jack gets a tattoo of a cross on his chest, but Ozzy and Sharon do not like it.

EP2 Have Ozz Will Travel (1) Jan 24, 2005

The family tries to decide where to go on vacation. Sharon turns down Fiji because none of the hotels meet her standards, while Ozzy nixes a number of other locations for various reasons. Sharon ultimately decides on Hawaii, although Ozzy is still reluctant to go. Meanwhile, Kelly wins a major role in a television pilot. She must miss out on the family's vacation to go to Vancouver for filming.

EP3 Hawaii Five Ozz (2) Jan 31, 2005

Ozzy, Sharon and Jack head to Hawaii for their vacation. Ozzy continues to be miserable for a while, but cheers up following a private luau. Jack goes diving in a shark cage. His friends invite strippers to the luau, and behave in ways that embarrass him. The traveling party winds up leaving without Jack's friends when they fail to show up on time for their flight.

EP4 Kelly Interrupted Feb 07, 2005

Kelly irritates her mother by getting a lip ring. Ozzy and Jack are convinced that Kelly's erratic behavior and chronic illness are the result of drug use, but Sharon refuses to hear of it. Kelly eventually admits the truth to Sharon and enters rehab. Ozzy and Sharon don't believe she will stay at the facility for long.

EP5 28 Days Later Feb 14, 2005

Kelly struggles to adjust to life in rehab, and frequently calls home requesting various personal belongings. She wants to leave, but Jack urges her to tough it out. Jack celebrates both his birthday and a year of sobriety. Kelly arrives home and becomes frustrated by the curfew and other rules she must follow. She clashes with her mother often, and accuses Sharon of messing with her head when she expresses her concerns.

EP6 Charity Case Feb 21, 2005

Sharon and Kelly plan a trip to Kenya on behalf of a charity organization. Ozzy doesn't want them to go, as he fears they will be kidnapped or contract malaria. Sharon also has second thoughts after hearing more details about the trip. The family receives a visit from Sir Elton John, who gives Ozzy an expensive necklace that leaves him feeling a bit embarrassed; and goes on a shopping spree with Sharon, Jack and Kelly. Ozzy, Sharon and Kelly later attend an event in honor of Covenant House, where Sharon receives an award and Kelly bids on a puppy.

EP7 Number One Fan Feb 28, 2005

A 25-year-old fan wins a charity auction for the right to spend the day with Sharon. Sharon is touched by the woman's generosity and invites her to spend the night at the Osbourne home. Meanwhile, Jack must attend an online traffic school after getting a speeding ticket.

EP8 Lozt in Translation Mar 07, 2005

The family travels to Japan, where Ozzy is to receive the Legend Award at the Video Music Awards. Kelly also makes several personal appearances. One of the employees, Sam, meets with some family members whom he hasn't seen in years, but can only communicate with them through a translator.

EP9 The Show Must Go Off! Mar 14, 2005

Sharon's talk show tapes its final episodes. Feeling mistreated, Sharon clashes with her bosses to the very end, showing up late on purpose and demanding money upfront. She takes her mind off of things by shopping, including the purchase of a state-of-the-art toilet. Kelly feels hurt when Sharon repeatedly criticizes her wardrobe. Ozzy pays another visit to the dentist.

EP10 A Farewell to Ozz Mar 21, 2005

Dr. Phil McGraw pays a visit to the house, where he holds a frank discussion with the Osbournes about drug abuse and other issues that have affected the family's relationships with one another. Examples are given through clips from previous episodes.
5.6| 0h30m| TV-PG| en| More Info
Released: 05 March 2002 Ended
Producted By: MTV Networks
Country: United States of America
Budget: 0
Revenue: 0
Official Website: http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/osbournes/series.jhtml
Synopsis

The Osbournes is an American reality television program featuring the domestic life of heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family. The series premiered on MTV on March 5, 2002, and in its first season, was cited as the most-viewed series ever on MTV. The final episode of the series aired March 21, 2005.

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jennyfrog2000 How ironic. Someone who dislikes the Osbournes so much has nothing but reams of opinions based on the fact that they WATCH the show. What's the matter? Is your remote broken? You must have either a crush on Kelly that can never been quenched because you don't have the stuff to love such a strong woman or you're jealous of the wealth produced by talent regardless of the obvious drug problem Ozzy's been plagued with. Nobody's perfect. This family is close, loving and real. They have real problems and work through them. The previous writer was probably just upset that the show wasn't about snorting coke off prostitutes or partying with Van Halen.Let's all keep in mind also that hate is very close to love.
ozzy_fan666 The Osbournes. A typical American family IF you are a multimillion dollar rockstar. Ozzy Osboune, the once troubled youth from the backroads of Aston, England, now middle-aged, recovering drug-addict rockstar. In 1995 he took a break for six years. But now he's back, bringing his family with him, along with a new album, Down to Earth. When this was shown on CTV in Canada, there was no bleeps and an age warning. I ignored the warning and was greeted with a yogurt machine spewing soft-icecream. Oh wait! That's Lola. Many swears and cuss's from all four members and the friends spewed on for 23 minutes. After hearing Ozzy's garbled speech for about three episodes, I started understanding what he was saying. While Season 1 was the best, 2 wasn't as good and 2.5 sucked more than Michael Jackson. Finally, the show made a comeback nearly a year later with 3 and that season was fresher than Lola's turds. .:SPOILERS:.Less swearing, Ozzy being able to walk and less slurring made this a better season. Though fans who were attached to the constant curses might be a little more spaced from this season, it still has genuine outbursts of rushed f-words and -words and the whole damn alphabet of swearing. :.NO MORE SPOILERS.: Overall, if you get it Uncensored, enjoy. Censored, don't bother.
mecleroux Anyone that watches this show for more than five minutes must be brain dead or a complete moron It is stupid, dumb and moronic. How anyone can watch a bunch of people that display absolutely no sign of intelligence is beyond me. This family of lunatics redefined the meaning of dysfunctional. In my opinion it is pure non adulterated Crap with a big C.
BlackJack_B With all this hype about how great The Osbournes T.V. show is, I just had to take a look at it. Fortunately, I didn't have to buy Digital Cable to see this show. One of my channels is MusiquePlus; which is the Quebec version of MuchMusic, and they have a version with no edits (read: the swearing is heard loud and clear) and subtitles in French.On the basis of two episodes (The Christmas episode and one where Jack's stoner friend is lving with them), all I can say is "Why?" What's so great about this show? It's a dysfunctional family to the extreme much like taking The Simpsons and making them even more bizarre. Is it funny to see these people being used as pawns by MTV? That Ozzy, who I consider a legend, making a fool of himself will help him? Granted, it's funny to see him struggle opening a CD or playing a slot machine in his home, but the show goes too far with its antics. The swearing is way out of hand and the show doesn't convince me that this is "reality at The Osbournes"; it's just so fake.Sadly, this another reason why I loathe T.V. There's so much of this "reality T.V." garbage out there. When will this dumb "T.V. fad" end? Oh well, at least my T.V. still has other uses like videogames and watching classic films on DVD.