The Gastineau Girls

2005
The Gastineau Girls

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EP1 Gastineau Girls Powers Activate Nov 29, 2005

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EP2 I'm OK, You're Not OK Dec 06, 2005

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EP3 Working Girls Dec 13, 2005

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EP4 Shake Your Groove Thang (a.k.a. Two Spinning Divas) Dec 20, 2005

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EP5 Hitting the Road (a.k.a. Trouble in Paradise) Dec 27, 2005

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EP6 Witch Way Will She Go? Jan 10, 2006

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EP7 Sweet Sixteen Something Jan 24, 2006

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EP8 Episode 208 Jan 31, 2006

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EP9 Something Borrowed, Something Blue Feb 07, 2006

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EP10 Hindsight Isn't Always 20/20 Feb 07, 2006

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Released: 15 February 2005 Ended
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Country: United States of America
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Gastineau Girls is an American reality series that made its debut on the E! cable channel in 2005. The show followed the daily exploits of Lisa Gastineau and Brittny Gastineau, respectively the ex-wife and only daughter of former NFL player Mark Gastineau.

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charlesnapier-1 The Ghastly-No-Girls!!!! Having seen the 1st series on TV, I must agree with the vast majority of criticism of this series...Here are two women (albeit good-looking), who only manage to make themselves look consistently worse by simply just being 'themselves'... They have no talent, no concept of professionalism in any capacity, and chillingly... no personality AT ALL!!! There is nothing about them that can sustain any interest at all and I actually agree that the only emotion a viewer can feel is one of profound embarrassment and well-intentioned pity...they look superficial, talentless, easily bored and distracted by the world around them, whilst being sickeningly intolerant of the normal people who try ironically to help them put this excuse of a reality TV show together.
Kris Well, the episode I just watched had the older "Gastineau Girl" whining about why people keep mentioning her husband (Mr Gastineau, a famous American Football player apparently). She seems unwilling to accept that he's the only reason she isn't flipping burgers, she married someone famous and that's why she has cameras pointed at her.When challenged by an interviewer to explain what she actually does, she gave a wonderfully circular reason for why people should pay attention to her: "I work really hard on my reality TV show". Then she said "I'm not a celebrity... I'm a personality."I'm not quite sure who this series is meant to appeal to, except people who've had all their intelligence removed. It's certainly no role model to anyone except gold-diggers as the two stars do nothing but spend money, and all it tells you about rich people is that they have no money problems.
romanceproject Wow. Just watched this for the first and only time. They are two of the most horrifying women I've been exposed to and I live in New York, where horrifying people are everywhere. They agreed to teach a "class" for the Learning Annex? Did they move to New York yesterday? No one teaches at the Learning Annex if they know better. They're desperate and talentless and it would be fun to watch the roadkill of their lives if it wasn't real - if it was fiction it would be funny - but these women actually exist. The producers should be ashamed of themselves - they are making asses out of these women and ensuring them a place in the Talentless and Vile Hall of Fame. Hey Gastineau Girls - get out, if you can, with whatever dignity you might be able to scrape up. I'm so sorry. I'm sure this seemed like a good idea. I'm sure you're not bad people - but this show makes you look desperate, pathetic, talentless, and just a bit disgusting. I would love to laugh at you but it's just too totally sad.
OHBOY of anything except how not to be in this world and certainly not how real US woman are, these two represent the worst - superficially surgically enhanced money hungry air heads who destroy the value of beauty. My hope is that E! TV is trying to show how not to be and Lisa is too stupid to realize we are disgusted with her not jealous, disgusted at her bleached stringy hair, attitude of entitlement and the emotional damage done to those who are unfortunate enough to cross her path - the recent assistant is so much more beautiful inside and out than she or her lazy ignorant daughter will ever be. Give it up and stay in your Moroccan dug out in shame.