The Bernie Mac Show

2001
The Bernie Mac Show

Seasons & Episodes

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EP1 Father Knows Best Sep 23, 2005

Bryan, Bryanna's father, shows up to spend more time with his daughter-and ends up spoiling her.

EP2 Wrestling with a Sticky Situation Sep 23, 2005

When Jordan makes the wrestling team, Bernie turns to Stone Cold Steve Austin for advice.

EP3 Marathon Mac Sep 30, 2005

Berine better put his money where his mouth is when he agrees to Charles Barkley's bet that he will beat Bernie's time in a 10K charity race.

EP4 The Big Payback Oct 07, 2005

Upset that Vanessa is living the free life, Bernie Mac has Vanessa work for him. Shortly, after wards Vanessa learns that his co-workers get all this free stuff because they mention they work for Bernie Mac. Vanessa takes big advantage of this, until Bernie Mac finds out. Later on, Vanessa has to bring one of his precious statues home but it breaks in a car accident. Jordan offers to fix it, with of course a price (some of the free stuff Vanessa got).

EP5 Car Wars Oct 21, 2005

Jordan turns 13, but still acts like a monster fighting with Bryana. Eventually Jordan lets Bryana walk all over him to avoid further punishment. When he gets his gifts back, Bernie holds back an R-rated movie. Later when Bernie asks Jordan to babysit Bryana one night, Jordan accepts just so he can watch the R-rated movie behind his back.

EP6 Night of Terror Oct 28, 2005

Jordan turns 13, but still acts like a monster fighting with Bryana. Eventually Jordan lets Bryana walk all over him to avoid further punishment. When he gets his gifts back, Bernie holds back an R-rated movie. Later when Bernie asks Jordan to babysit Bryana one night, Jordan accepts just so he can watch the R-rated movie behind his back.

EP7 For Whom the Belt Tolls Nov 04, 2005

The kids finally cross Aunt Wanda's line while Bernie's away. Bernie gives Aunt Wanda "Big Mama's Belt" to keep them in line. The kids wind up fearing her even more than Bernie Mac.

EP8 Pop Pop Goes the Weasel Nov 11, 2005

When Bryana's father, Bryan (Anthony Anderson), visits, he threatens Bernie's relationship with Jordan and undermines Bernie's barbecuing techniques.

EP9 Prison Break Nov 18, 2005

After misbehaving yet again, Bernie punishes Bryana and Jordan severely. Yet again Wanda thinks he's being too hard on them. But in the end, she catches on. Vanessa turns out to be the sneakiest of them all.

EP10 Some Church Bull Dec 02, 2005

In an effort to bring family members closer together, Wanda insists they participate in the annual parish retreat.

EP11 Sorely Missed Dec 16, 2005

Bernie thinks that he and Wanda need some time alone. Bryana has trouble remembering her mother.

EP12 Fumes of Detente Jan 06, 2006

When Wanda invites Tasha, Vanessa's best friend from Chicago, to stay with them, Bernie is worried he will have another difficult teen in his house.

EP13 Exercise in Fertility: Part 1 Jan 13, 2006

After several failed attempts, Bernie and Wanda realize that making a baby is harder than they thought, and Wanda begins to question their fertility.

EP14 Exercise in Fertility: Part 2 Jan 20, 2006

Bernie and Wanda have undertaken fertility treatments. Wanda suffers from mood swings due to hormonal issues. Distracted with the idea of having a child the couple neglect to stay on top of the kids they already have. Vanessa shares her experience with babies joining a family. She explains the baby will be Bernie's own baby girl, or his son. Everyone will have to adjust, and one will be replaced. Bernie and Wanda adjust to ups and downs with treatment, having to ride out extreme highs, lows, hopes, fears, and consider how committed they have to be to the process, rife...

EP15 Fantasy Football Jan 27, 2006

Jordan and Bernie Mac start a fantasy football league but do poor; and Bernie Mac won't really listen to Jordan. With that, Jordan eventually goes to a different league secretly behind Bernie Mac's back. Vanessa primps herself up with make-up for her senior photo. Bryana wants some of the make up too, so Vanessa gives her some of her old makeup. But Bryana gets caught with it at school.

EP16 Bar Mitzvah Crashers Feb 03, 2006

After a Jewish family arrive in the neighborhood, Bernie urges Jordan to befriending the son, David. Though hesitant at first Jordan begins to develop a friendship with his new neighbor. Not long after-wards David invites Jordan to attend his cousin's bar mitzvahs with him. After receiving various expensive parting gifts Jordan and David decide to crash bar mitzvahs of people to whom they do not know in order to receive more gifts. Before long it's time for David's bar mitzvahs but Jordan comes to a dilemma because this happens to be the same day of a very wealthy boy's bar mitzvahs. So Jordan must beside between friendship or material possessions.

EP17 Who's Your Mama? Mar 31, 2006

Bryana's daddy Bryan helps out around the house and the kids start preferring him over their Uncle Bernie causing Bernie Mac to take offense. Baby Girl gets called flat-chested at school and Bryan and Bernie fight over who gets to buy her a new bra. Jordan competes for "best smile" at school.

EP18 What Would Jason Do? Mar 31, 2006

Vanessa's school prom is coming up so Bernie Mac picks a boy friend out for her (after doing his usual protective background check). Even after he chooses, he has all these worried fantasies. Bryana injures her ankle so Jordan has to be her servant, but in the end after Bryana took it a bit far Jordan gets some redemption.

EP19 It's Never as Bad as the First Time Apr 07, 2006

Jordan dates Erica, one of the cheerleaders at school. Bernie is delighted, but when Jordan and Erica break up, he tries to remedy the situation.

EP20 Spinning Wheels Apr 07, 2006

Wanda's sister visits and wants to throw a roller-disco party for Wanda's birthday.

EP21 Growing Pains Apr 14, 2006

Bernie makes Vanessa prove she can manage her money.

EP22 Bernie's Angels Apr 14, 2006

The kids' carelessness causes Bernie to have a near-death experience.
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Released: 14 November 2001 Ended
Producted By: New Regency Productions
Country: United States of America
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Synopsis

The Bernie Mac Show is an American sitcom that aired on Fox for five seasons from November 14, 2001 to April 14, 2006. The series featured comic actor Bernie Mac and his wife Wanda raising his sister's three kids: Jordan, Bryana, and Vanessa.

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fortionat1 This was a great series and the particular episode Easy Rider was very good as well. As in most episodes Bernie's ego gets in his way as he rides his motorcycle trying to get approval of other bikers all the while missing commitments to his kids. Funny enough as he wrecks and what follows.The best part of this episode and the entire series was the use of Earth Wind and Fire's song Fantasy when Bernie thought he was dead. As I watch it now its kinda sad as Bernie passed on way too early and as in life and the show things changed. Here he finds all his (adopted) kids have turned for the worse. A good portion of the song is played as he walks through the house. Its cool. We miss Bernie.
JulieJack I didn't watch the BM show till just recently now that it's in reruns and I LOVE it. Soooooooooo cute. Very well done. Much better than The Cosby Show, more real for sure. I love the boy's devilish laugh and I love the way the little girl (baby girl) says: " Uncle Bernie"??? So sweet and innocent. The oldest child's problems as a teenager are done very well too. So glad I found out about this show. Won't miss an episode. Does anyone know where I can write BM to tell him how much I love his show? I also get a kick out of how protective he is of the kids. That's true love. And they always seem to try to out smart Bernie but not without a fight from Bernie. Bravo Bernie on a great show. Too bad it's gone but at least we have it in reruns.
ozrealestate I will like to make a comment about Putting Bernie Mac Show on The Internet So I can Watch Bernie Mac On Line. If You Could Put All Of the Show on line. My Boy Jorden He A very good actor. Wanda Remind me of my younger sister Trace, She Act just like her. I like the show when the air condition broke and ya had fun with the water hose out side, I like the way Jordon say stud pion. And then you had Jorden fake an as ma tack too see the cipher game and Jorden chop down the cherry tree. So far I know you play in House Party, and Friday. By any chance do you happen to know when was Jorden born and where he was born at,and baby girl too, and Verneser. Thats the goldest girl. I Watch your Show Monday through Saturday at 7;00. they playing repeat. Its on channel 2 here in Monroe Michigan. tell Jorden when you see him that he a good Actor and keep up the good work. what state is the show is from? PS I like to see Bernie Mac show on line. How tall is Jorden and how much he weigh? Tell Jorden and baby girl to write back or email me. You can write me at Richard Osborne, Post Office Box 2504 Monroe Michigan 48161. or email me. Give them th Information. see you on the show. peace and I'm out here.
damone46 Honestly, this is like one of the funniest programs FOX has produced, but they treat it like sh*t. Constant time changes and like no promotion. This show is hilarious, and non-offensive. Doesn't anyone else feel me on this? A lot of network whitewashing... Besides UPN, there are no other shows on broadcast with black leads. And UPN will be obsolete once it merges with the WB, and I'm pretty sure a lot of "color" shows are out the door. I've seen more ads for that piece of sh*t "The Loop" and that other new FOX show where the kid move back in with his parents. Seriously, they've got a real quality show with Bernie Mac and they're wasting it.