ultrahornetchaser
This is one of my favorite shows. Ever. It only gets 9 points because of how scripted it seems, but good LORD, it is funny. This show is about a towing company and all of the craziness that they go through. My favorite tow operator is by far Bernice, she adds a lot to the show.Bernice: Extinguish yo cigarette or I'ma extinguish it fo ya Some random lady: *proceeds to exhale smoke into Bernice's face* Bernice: *takes off sunglasses and walks away* Dave: Bernice, keep your cool! Bernice: *sprays lady with a fire extinguisher*It's a lot funnier when you watch it on TV.Seriously though, go watch this show. It's funny!
Paul Levine
Yes, its fake. Yes, its staged. But at the end of the day, who cares? Almost all reality shows are staged, yet very few are entertaining. I can easily say this show is part of that minority. The show centers around a very colorful cast of characters whose job is to repo vehicles. Even though these people try to get in and out as fast as possible, the owner of the repossessed car/truck seems to appear and stuff goes down. I have to give props to TRUTv. I enjoy watching this show, thats the simple fact. I also would like to commend "Bernice" who is easily a show stealer. All in all, this show is entertaining, has a very nice cast, has various subplots, and even takes you into the lives of those who work as the company. I normally don't write reviews, but I feel this needed to be done.
Kevin Barbella
Obviously it's scripted but it's so funny I don't even care. Just watching Bernice say ma-n is more then pure bliss. Breaking Bad can pick up some pointers from this one also I need more lines of text ma-n. So now what I am doing is just gonna keep typing so I have text. This is probably not gonna go through if it doesn't then I will just not even bother Ma-n I wish i was Bernice or J money they the coolest people I know. OK now I only need three more lines or yeah no just three i wonder if they review my review before my review can review. Hot day um that was good stuff font know how I'm gonna make it up with this one that stuff is nerd right UN now yep yup nope yes no maybe so just right left up yes.
moonlightlady339
South Beach Tow goes beyond bad taste and illiteracy. There is nothing entertaining about crooks taking a poor woman's dog for collateral. There is nothing entertaining about questionable business practices simply for the shock value of upsetting owners of property. Anyone with half a brain can see that these situations have been contrived and if the truth be known,the towing companies are the real dishonest ones. This show should not only be canceled, anyone connected with the show should seriously do "time" and be committed to "intellectual rehabilitation". Nothing even remotely funny about this show, just jerks who never got a proper education who are obviously out to get their fifteen minutes. Do yourself and your family a favor and simply do not watch, you'll seriously lose IQ Points. If I ever came across these questionable business people, I'd simply call my lawyer and not even bother to speak with them.