Red vs. Blue

2003
Red vs. Blue

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EP1 Shatter Squad Needs a Pet Oct 20, 2021

Agents Raymond and One call the team together for a very important meeting to discuss bringing in Shatter Squad’s newest member: a pet.

EP2 Night of the Living Dad Oct 27, 2021

The Squad stages an intervention with spooky results.

EP3 Walk & Talk Nov 03, 2021

Remember when this show was about a bunch of ragtag misfits walking and talking about life's greatest mysteries?

EP4 Beach Episode Nov 10, 2021

Raymond cooks up a budget-conscious outing for the entire family.

EP5 Freaky Friday Nov 17, 2021

The ever-bickering Phase and East are forced to spend some time in each other’s shoes, literally. Spoiler alert: they hate it.

EP6 The One With the Escape Room Nov 24, 2021

It's exactly what we said it is.

EP7 Phase's Reputation Dec 01, 2021

Please don't start rumors.

EP8 The Unbearable Lightness of Zero Dec 08, 2021

How does a power-hungry megalomaniac start his day? Shatter Squad has a plan to take down Viper, the only question is when to strike!

EP9 Buzz-Kill Dec 15, 2021

Close the door! You're lettin' in bugs!

EP10 Special Guestmas Dec 22, 2021

We wish you a special guestmas!

EP11 Hard Boiled Dec 29, 2021

Murder! Suspense! Intrigue! Breakfast for dinner...
8.4| 0h30m| TV-MA| en| More Info
Released: 01 April 2003 Canceled
Producted By: Rooster Teeth Productions
Country: United States of America
Budget: 0
Revenue: 0
Official Website: https://roosterteeth.com/series/red-vs-blue
Synopsis

In the distant future, two groups of soldiers battle for control of the least desirable piece of real estate in the known universe: a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.

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Miyamoto 2: Return of Miyamoto Funniest machismo (sp?) I have EVER seen. Donut is the best character ever, the gags are braille, and the general lunacy of it makes it superb! I DEMAND MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you are a die hard Halo fan you may not like it, but most Halo-fanatics should. I think this is a must have for any comedy-lover as it has great plots, and memorable one-liners you will be saying forever! The movements in the characters are fantastically well done, and going perfect with the vocals, and actually, the vocalising is much better than most things I've seen... even if some is ad-libbed! It does get confusing at times, but stick with it and you wont care! The ridiculousness makes it even funnier! All I can say is... WATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
neon47 Red vs. Blue deserves the attention it's been getting lately. The ever growing internet series now on DVD is zany, vulgar, and gut-busting funny. From Caboose's random spits of non-sense to the illogical decisions of Sarge, who seems very similar to Dilbert's pointy-haired boss, Red vs. Blue is a kick in the gut. Most Halo fans should be pleased (especially with Season 3's "coarpse hump" scene); although I have crossed one who didn't like this but then I was reminded that he didn't have a sense of humor (maybe because he sucks?). I can't help but be reminded of the great Monty Python every time I watch this because it's easy to see a group like that write something like this. If you like laughing don't miss this, if you don't like laughing then crawl back in your hole and wait for sweet death.
Zac Cupp The series Red Vs Blue, created by Rooster Teeth, is an online parody, if you will, of Halo. the characters consist of a wimpy pacifist, a smart-ass, two morons, two sarcastic slackers, an unrelenting kiss-ass, and a crazy bounty hunter. one of the great things is that all of the jokes are funny, the one liners ("You watch everything? even what we did at our rocks?" "Yes, and you should be ashamed."), the story-like ones ("What was all that stuff about God?"), the subtle ones ("Find... -ok for- ...Ucker." "Okay... do you spell that with a T of an F?"), all of them. It is also a large joke to the military life style, if you could call it that. The basic story line is two teams fighting over a canyon in the middle of nowhere, which suddenly changes when an insane schizo in the wimpy pacifist attacks and leaves the area. Hilarity ensues in this great series. Seasons one through three are out on DVD now, and season four will be out this March. I highly recommend you to get them, if you don't get the episodes from the rooster teeth website.
NineteenLettersLong Apart from being hilarious solely for the fact that it is filmed using the Halo game engine, Red Vs Blue is incredibly fresh and original. There's simply nothing else on the internet or otherwise to match Red Vs Blue's wit and creativity. Starting with simple premise of two small outposts of enemy factions stationed in a boxed canyon, the story quickly explodes into a web-work of brilliant plot twists and hilarious situations. The dialog is incredible. In few places will you find such smart, well written, and realistic comedic scripting. All the characters do is bicker with each other, which is funny to begin with, but like i said, what makes it funnier is the fact that they are all spartans from Halo; people who are supposed to be, and usually are when you see them, shooting and blowing each other up in a heated battle are standing around arguing about what nickname to give the jeep. Many comedies have two or three lines that stand out after the credits roll, but Red Vs Blue has memorable quotes virtually beyond count. If you watch RvB with a group of people, at the end everyone will have a different favorite line. Red Vs Blue features some of the most memorable characters of any movie I've seen. Between Caboose's constant team-killing, Church's raging temper, Griff's "monkeying about", Donut's lightish-red armor, Doc's "pussyfism", Sarge's firm leadership, Simmons' relentless ***-kissing, and Tucker's unending quest for ladies, Red Vs Blue is sure to be a comedic romp you will never forget.I was looking at the quotes page and thought there were several great quotes missing. i was thinking of submitting them until i realized that pretty much every quote is memorable and it's much more time efficient to just tell you to go watch it. now. from the beginning. Besides, by watching it, you will here the ACTUAL quotes. not the poor misquotes in most of the reviews.