Quintuplets

2004
Quintuplets

Seasons & Episodes

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EP1 Pilot Jun 16, 2004

When Bob takes Carol to see Bruce Springsteen in concert, the kids throw a party to boost their images at school. At the party, Parker worries that his less popular siblings will embarrass him in front of a hot girl. Patton's attempt to woo a girl ends in disaster, while Penny meets her soul mate.

EP2 Quintagious Jun 23, 2004

When Penny falls ill with the flu, the others force her to the basement to save themselves. It doesn't work though, and one by one they all fall ill, messing up all of their plans. Bob and Pearce are the last two standing and take some time to bond. Penny and Paige also bond over an unlikely activity. Pearce makes a fashion statement, and creates a new language- "mathlish".

EP3 Little Man on Campus Jun 30, 2004

When Patton fails to make the basketball team at school, he joins the cheerleading squad to score, with cheerleader Haley in particular. Patton runs into difficulty following through with the cheer routines however, when he gets overly aroused in public. After Paige fails to make the cheerleading squad, Penny gives her a lesson in thickening her skin. Bob is obsessed about wanting Parker and Patton to win scholarships.

EP4 Lord of the Cell Jul 07, 2004

Bob wins a cell phone, and then, realizing how much the kids want the phone, creates a little competition for all of them. Whoever does the most chores, wins the phone. Unfortunately, the plan backfires, when the Quints join together, and go on a strike.

EP5 (Disdainfully) The Helbergs Jul 14, 2004

The Chases compete to be the stars of a commercial for a minivan, which they will get to keep if they win. They are up against the Helbergs, their ultimate quint family rivals.

EP6 Get a Job Jul 21, 2004

The Quints get jobs! Paige and Patton wind up selling shoes, but their different ways of working retail conflict. Pearce gets a job at the pet store, but he buys most of the pets himself. Parker works the food court, but ends up hating the job, when he gets a monstrous zit on his nose. Meanwhile, Bob recklessly spends the money that him and Carol were supposed to use for a gift for both of them.

EP7 Swing, Swing, Swing Jul 28, 2004

When Pearce takes Penny's date away she's horrfied and mad. Paige decides she wants to be homecoming queen but Bob's lack of money and support ends up making her look like a freak. Meanwhile Patton can't get a date so he lies to a porn star to get her to be his date. And Parker is bullied into taking the toughest girl in school while he still has a date with a girl he likes.

EP8 Shakespeare in Lust Aug 04, 2004

When Penny is chosen to direct ""Romeo and Juliet"" in the school play, all the quints sign on to help out. Patton lands the role of Romeo and has to kiss Parker's girlfriend, Paige becomes the prop master, and Pearce hijacks Penny's play. Meanwhile, Bob and Carol wangle an invitation to dinner at their neighbors' house.

EP9 The Sixth Quint Sep 08, 2004

The beautiful Alayna Collins has just gotten back from a five-year long trip to Africa, a fantastic surprise for the quints. Paige throws a slumber party to introduce Alayna to the jungle of High School, while Bob and Carol spend a wild night at the Nutley Motor Inn. On the boy's side of the house, Patton spies on the slumber then gets in an interesting predicament. Then, Parker wants Pearce's help in becoming more than friends with Alayna. Pearce talks to Alayna but, a huge misunderstanding may make Pearce question his loyalty to his brother.

EP10 Love, Lies and Lullabies Sep 15, 2004

The science projects are here! Pearce and Parker use the project as a last-ditch effort to find out who Alayna likes better. Elsewhere, Patton finally gets a girl, the hottest girl in school. Unfortunately, when Patton learns of her fetish he gets too disturbed to even kiss her. Meanwhile, Carol, feeling that she hasn't done anything really charitable, decides to help the elderly but, her charity marks the end of the road for some.

EP11 Quint Con Sep 22, 2004

The Chase Family attend the multiples convention. Patton pretends to be a twin to get under a girl's shirt...again. Penny and Paige woo two identical twins. Also, the parents take another Quintuplet family as their proteges.

EP12 Battle of the Bands Sep 29, 2004

It's the school's Battle of the Bands! Paige asks Patton to help the other ladies in her dance routine but, as it turns out, Paige is the one who needs help. Bob, feeling left out after missing his Battle of the Bands due to having premarital sex, worms his way into Parker's band. Parker gets royally pissed and walks out. Meanwhile, Pearce uses an unusual instrument for his one-man band.

EP13 Working It Oct 06, 2004

Bob has to close a deal with a big executive wishing to buy. Bob, trying to be as likable to the man as possible, tries to pass off Patton as a ten-year old since, the buyer has a ten-year old. Patton realizes that the undercover job might not be that bad when he gets a peak at the kid's babysitter. Parker and Pearce once again fight about Alayna, while Penny tries to sabotage Paige's tips.

EP14 Boobs On The Run Nov 03, 2004

When the boys decide that they're going to a frat party, the meet an idiot known as Luskin. After infiltrating Luskin's life by joining him on an ice run, Luskin quickly takes the trip to new heights, much to Parker's dismay. Meanwhile, Carol has put-up with the girls' lies and decides she wants to hear every lie they've ever told her.

EP15 Teacher's Pet Nov 10, 2004

Patton wants the attention of Ms. Foley, his English teacher, so, he pretends to be bad at English even though, it's his best subject. Unfortunately, Parker's basketball coach also wants the attention of Ms. Foley. When Patton gets in the way of Coach's attempts to woo Foley, he takes it out on the basketball team. The teacher fiascoes' continue when Paige converts Penny's favorite teacher from dull to ditz. Meanwhile, Pearce helps Bob write Pearce's English essay.

EP16 Thanksgiving Day Charade Nov 24, 2004

It's Thanksgiving and Bob Chase's womanizing brother and Carol's overachieving sister come to visit. Siblings clash when Carol competes with her sister. While Bob's Brother tries to seal a deal with Amanda Beard, a woman inadvertently swallows Bob's wedding ring. At that same moment, Patton tries to woo a French girl and Penny tries to cook the turkey but, Pearce's animal-rights mumbo-jumbo gets in the way.

EP17 Date Night Dec 01, 2004

When Bob and Carol crash Parker's date, Carol becomes best friends with Parker's girlfriend, which makes Parker very uncomfortable. Meanwhile, Penny convinces Paige that she's dating a guy because of his money and Patton and Pearce double-date with a girl and her dog.

EP18 Bob and Carol Save Christmas Dec 15, 2004

Christmas is disrupted in the Chase household when the quints decide they want to break with tradition and get real Christmas gifts - not pictures of what they would like to get. Carol and Bob head to Atlantic City, hoping to win big so that they can return home with lots of presents. Meanwhile, Patton and Parker, both cast in a live nativity scene, vie for Mary's affections. (thefutoncritic)

EP19 Where Are They Now? Dec 22, 2004

Chaos ensues when a camera crew invades the Chase household for a television special and on-air anchor Heather Daniels (Jillian Barberie) must find out how and if the Chases have changed since her last visit. Meanwhile, Pearce decides to finally tell Alayna how he feels about her.

EP20 Shall We Fight Dec 29, 2004

When Matt offers to give Carol and Bob dance lessons, Carol is overjoyed but Bob doesn't seem quite as joyful. But as always Carol convinces Bob....Or threatens him. Meanwhile Patton has a date with Julie and Penny has her own date but when they find run into each other Penny and Patton's dates suggest they double date...Which turns out to become more of a miserable time for Patton and Penny and a ""flirtatous"" time for their dates. Pearce is outraged when he finds out that Alayna has agreed to going for a mani-pedi with Paige instead of going out with him. He finds it hard to cope without Alayna and begins to stalk her. Meanwhile Bob and Carol are taking their dance lesson when Carol hurts her ankle. After Bob is forced to take the dance lessons alone, Matt tells him that Bob isn't excatly ""a pleasure to teach"". Bob then gets a new instructor, a female one, named Sophia. When Bob tries to go to his next dance lesson, Carol quickly figures out that he now has a female instructor and acc

EP21 Chutes and Letters Jan 05, 2005

Carol's mean great aunt Sylvia visits and dies falling down a garbage chute, and she soon worries that Bob has replaced her Aunt in unpopularity with the quints. Meanwhile, Parker and Patton persuade Pearce to take his relationship with Alayna to the next level,While Patton meets the love of his life when he decides to scam the nerds at school but he ends up getting scammed himself.

EP22 The Coconut Kapow Jan 12, 2005

Patton joins the wrestling team and is happy to have found a hobby that does not involve girls, until he has to wrestle one. Paige decides to finally clean out her closet while Penny and Parker take the car out for a little joyride.
6.8| 0h30m| TV-PG| en| More Info
Released: 16 June 2004 Ended
Producted By: Imagine Television Studios
Country: United States of America
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Quintuplets is a quirky ensemble comedy about the trials and tribulations of two parents raising 15-year-old quintuplets in a three-bedroom home.

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k-cameron I'm not a huge fan of American comedies, but this was just the pits. The very worst of the worst. The casting is terrible - I realise the whole quintuplets concept is not supposed to be realistic, but this is just too far fetched. They've gone too far with the stereotyping of the quintuplets. The actors all deliver their lines in the same unremarkable manner that is typical of bad comedies. The jokes and one-liners are neither original nor funny. Every single attempt at a joke has been ripped off some other show. The whole thing was very predictable. Don't waste your time watching it - this show will only make you want to bash your head against a wall. I'd like my thirty minutes back please.
pomellamy I was disappointed by this show. A sitcom about quintuplets and the trials and tribulations between them and their parents. With most new sitcoms i decided to give this one a chance. I watched a few episodes and found that a lot of the episodes were left open ended, but not for dramatic effect, it was almost like everything was rushed because they ran out of airtime.Most teen programmes have morals as well almost like "learning curves" but this one doesn't, its almost as if anything goes, such as bigamy, as their next door neighbour has two partners! This becomes quite frustrating after a while. I appreciate that this show is handling something totally different and trying a different approach but to what expense? Yes, its funny at times but not brilliant.
liquidcelluloid-1 Network: Fox; Genre: Family Sitcom; Content Rating: TV-PG; Classification: Contemporary (star range 1 - 4); Season Reviewed: Complete Series (2 seasons) The Fox network, widely known amongst those paying attention as a network that takes a sadistic delight in strapping their own viewers to a rack and torturing them as often as possible, seems to be making a slow turn back toward sanity. It is going to be like turning around a cruise ship to win back the fans it has disgusted over the years, but if Fox is willing to put the years of commitment in, they might just get back on our good side. Their first breakthrough: the implementation of a "year round season", by which shows debut in the spring, summer and fall so there is a constant oscillation of new product, and with it a realization that sweeps periods have become utterly irrelevant. I like it. This, along with the impending return of the canceled "Family Guy" is as close to an admission of wrongdoing as we will ever get. It is refreshing and welcome. Plus, now that Gail Berman has moved on, Fox has a chance to undo all of her damage (as some of the decade's best show's have been killed off under her watch) and might get its footing back. The first show out of the pipe in this new summer season is creator Mark Reisman ("The In-Laws") and Imagine Television's "Quintuplets" and it is just the height of irony that a format so ground-breaking is used to roll out a show so unremarkable. The premise sounds interesting. Remember those "Primetime Live" yearly specials celebrating In Vitro fertilization by checking in with the hectic life of the McCaughey septuplets or the Dilly sextuplets? We don't see those anymore do we? "Quintuplets" is a comedy about two parents (Andy Richter and Rebecca Creskoff) who raising their 5 twins who have now grown up beyond the age of being cute bundles of joy and into wild teenagers. But from minute one the show plays exactly like any other family sitcom - except with 5 kids.The real disappointment is Brian Grazer's Imagine - a company who has plowed a name for itself with such innovative delights as "24" and "Arrested Development". If "Quintuplets" is Imagine's attempt to inject some spunk into the traditional single camera, studio-audience family sitcom it is hard to tell much of a difference between it and, say, "Still Standing" (which, thanks to the comic skill of its stars, can be much funnier).The show is light and inoffensive, the story lines a good tick above the norm. All 5 young actors look like they are having fun and are the stars of the series. There is an enthusiasm about the show (the show runners try their best in an uphill battle) and amongst the young cast that isn't in most of this by-the-numbers genre. It is a good thing that they don't seem to know that these characters aren't entirely original. My eyes can't help but roll at the outlandish goof-ball act of Johnny Lewis ("Undressed"), Jake McDorman plays the high school stud, Parker, we've seen a thousand times and the dynamic between sisters Paige (Sarah Wright) and Penny (April Matson) is a carbon copy of Bridget and Kerry in "8 Simple Rules". On the other hand it is kind of fun to watch Ryan Pinkston ("Punk'd") chew up the scenery as pint-sized womanizer Payton.Creskoff is passable as a sitcom mom with a sense of humor, but it is almost unbearable watching Andy Richter in this thing. After waiting so long to find his perfect star vehicle in the brilliant, inspired and ignore "Andy Richter Controls the Universe", Richter deserves so much better than to have a hit in a thankless bumbling father role.On a side note, while I'm not going to rally for its return, "Quintuplets" was canceled by Fox despite solid ratings - actually a hit in its first season. I guess the strategy at Fox is to just put something on hiatus long enough that hopefully people will forget about it. Its more evidence that it is network suits, not ratings, that are determining what viewers watch now. Some things never change. * * / 4
Anarchy_chique People are completely missing the point of this show. All of you who find it funny I commend you. Everyone else, you are definitely missing something. Maybe you consider yourself too "mature" to understand the subtle humour that is being a teenager. Okay, so the humour is not exactly subtle, but the characters are played-up versions of typical people that one sees everyday. Although the characters can be somewhat obvious with their speech and actions, you need to remember one thing: This is a SITCOM! It is supposed to be over-acted, over-used and over-played on television stations. I prefer shows in which ones intellect is challenged, but isn't it nice to let your IQ drop a few points every once in a while? Of course, one should follow this closely with a challenging game or a good book, if the intention is not to allow one's self to become ensnared in this sort of program. Although, that is just one fifteen year old's opinion. I only find that being the same age as the proposed characters in this show, I feel that I am more able to understand why going to the prom without ones hair done up properly is a certain type of teenage offense. To know for certain, I encourage you all to sit down in front of the TV without a judgemental thought in your head, and get ready to laugh.