My Mother the Car

1965
My Mother the Car

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EP1 Come Honk Your Horn Sep 14, 1965

Lawyer Dave Crabtree's troubles begin with the purchase of a decrepit 1928 Porter that claims through the radio to be his mother. Wife, Barbara doesn't want the old wreck but it has an overwhelming appeal for Captain Manzini, a very persistent antique car collector.

EP2 The De-Fenders Sep 21, 1965

Dave fears for his mother's safety when car strippers are reported in the neighborhood.

EP3 What Makes Auntie Freeze Sep 28, 1965

As Dave drives up the mountains, Mother gets higher and higher from the alcohol in her antifreeze.

EP4 Lassie, I Mean Mother, Come Home Oct 05, 1965

When Dave neglects to set the parking break after parking on a hill, Mother rolls into an open van that is bound for Mexico.

EP5 Burned at the Steak Oct 12, 1965

Dave's mother badgers him into patching up the quarrel between the battling newlywed couple who lives next door.

EP6 I'm Through Being a Nice Guy Oct 19, 1965

In a desperate effort to get the car away from Dave, Captain Manzini resorts to: Operation Unscrupulous, replacing the car with an exact replica.

EP7 Lights, Camera, Mother Oct 26, 1965

Dave gets back at his neighbors who are petitioning him to get rid of his antique eyesore by starring the car in a TV commercial.

EP8 The Captain Manzini Grand Prix Nov 02, 1965

Captain Manzini goads Dave into racing the car against England's foremost distance walker with Mother as the stakes.

EP9 TV or Not TV Nov 09, 1965

Dave's mother is tired of spending night after night in a dark garage so she tries to get Dave to by her a TV set.

EP10 My Son, the Ventriloquist Nov 16, 1965

Dave's mother and the rest of his family all want air conditioners. So to handle the expense, Dave must land the account of high living Franklyn Hotchkiss.

EP11 My Son, the Judge Nov 23, 1965

Mother tells Dave how to impress two stiffnecked council members who are interviewing prospects for judgeship in the domestic relations court.

EP12 And Leave the Drive-In to Us Nov 30, 1965

Dave's mother wants to celebrate her birthday by seeing a surf movie featuring her favorite actor, at a chilly open-air theater.

EP13 For Whom the Horn Honks Dec 07, 1965

Dave hears that Captain Manzini is dying but Mother warns him that Captain Manzini is up to something.

EP14 Hey Lady, Your Slip Isn't Showing Dec 14, 1965

Dave's mother in-law arrives for a visit and it's soon apparent that there is one mother too many on the scene.

EP15 Many Happy No-Returns Dec 21, 1965

Mother is furious when she learns that Dave intends to let Barbara choose her own Christmas present.

EP16 Shine On, Shine On, Honeymoon Dec 28, 1965

After being married for 8 years, Barbara and Dave decide to go on a honeymoon. However, Barbara's mother, an astrology nut, warns them of impending danger.

EP17 I Remember Mama, Why Can't You Remember Me? Jan 04, 1966

A collision with a truck leaves Mother with amnesia and Dave with a problem, how to bring back a car's memory.

EP18 Goldporter Jan 11, 1966

Captain Manzini's uncle Louie, the head of a secret organization called DURC, says his hypnotic drug will make Dave agreeable to any request such as selling Mother.

EP19 The Incredible Shrinking Car Jan 18, 1966

Captain Manzini offers Dave one last chance to sell his antique car before using a molecular compressor to shrink it to the size of a small toy.

EP20 I'd Rather Do it Myself, Mother Jan 25, 1966

When the housework gets Barbara down, Dave surprises her by hiring a maid who's unbearably efficient.

EP21 You Can't Get There From Here Feb 01, 1966

While driving the kids to camp, Dave is stopped by a sheriff who asks him for his driver's license and discovers that it has expired.

EP22 A Riddler on the Roof Feb 08, 1966

How can a car prevent a murder? That's what Mother has to figure out after she overhears three thugs plot the assassination of a visiting dignitary.

EP23 My Son, the Criminal Feb 15, 1966

Mr. Kroot, the postman, know two thing about Dave. He saw Dave cementing the garage floor and also heard him say something about his mother not complaining anymore. So Kroot concludes that Dave has done his old lady in.

EP24 An Unreasonable Facsimile Feb 22, 1966

Captain Manzini transforms a Swedish sailor into a lookalike, talkalike replica of Dave and smuggles him into the Crabtree household.

EP25 Over the Hill to the Junkyard Mar 01, 1966

The future looks mighty bleak for Dave's mother when Barbara wins a new limousine in a supermarket drawing.

EP26 It Might as Well Be Spring as Not Mar 08, 1966

It's mutual love at first sight for Mother and wealthy Conrad Byron who offers to trade him limousine and chauffeur for Dave's car.

EP27 Absorba the Greek Mar 15, 1966

Prudish building owner, Henry Heckendorn asks Dave to help him try to close the Greek Grotto, a notorious night club but Dave's mother suspects Heckendorn's motives.

EP28 The Blabbermouth Mar 22, 1966

Dave returns from work too exhausted to think straight and he accidentally lets it slip that the car is really his mother.

EP29 When You Wish Upon a Car Mar 29, 1966

Dave's mother allows the children to think that she like, Aladdin's lamp, can grant any wish.

EP30 Desperate Minutes Apr 05, 1966

A gun totting jewel thief and his moll are using the Crabtree house as a hideout.
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Released: 14 September 1965 Ended
Producted By: United Artists Television
Country: United States of America
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The story of the relationship between a man and his mother, the latter having been reincarnated as a 1928 Porter automobile.

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tarnower I was about 10 when this show was on, and I watched as many episodes as I could.That said, I ROTFL in a "Get Smart" rerun I saw a while back. The bad guy is dying and:Max (reassuringly): "Help is on the way." Bad guy (in great pain): "I'll never make it, but do one thing for me." Max (compassionately): "What?"Bad guy: "Tell me 'My Mother the Car' is coming back on TV." Max (with a puzzled look): "Why?" Bad guy: "Then I won't mind going so much."That pretty much summed up the opinions from the rest of my family when I tried to watch this show.
rcj5365 "My Mother The Car" was without a doubt one of the worst TV shows of all time,but it was not the shortest running TV show of all time. In fact the series ran a full season--30 episodes,all in color,which is much more than most shows give us in a year these days. Now,this wasn't the stupidest concept for a TV-series,but I can think of several that are far off worst than "My Mother The Car". Its amazing that the network which ran this series,NBC-TV,gave it the green light for its one season on the air,from September of 1965 to May of 1966. Lets face facts: This was originally to be titled The Jerry Van Dyke Show,since his older brother,Dick Van Dyke had his own series which was on a rival network. But here is the scenario: A family man is surprised by the reincarnation of his departed mother(voiced by Ann Sothern)into a form of a mid-1920's Porter automobile that talks to him whenever his family isn't around. Sounds familiar? The show was created by the writing team of Chris Heyward and Allan Burns,whom after this would go on to write and create for the shows "Get Smart", "The Mary Tyler Moore Show","Barney Miller","All In The Family",and so much more. Also produced by legendary producer/director Rod Amateau,whom was behind classic 1950's-early 1960's shows "Burns and Allen","Love That Bob","Dobie Gillis","Mister Ed",and so much more.Was "My Mother The Car" one of the strangest concepts ever devised for a TV show? Not exactly given some of the scenarios that came before it: (1) A sister in a covenant in Puerto Rico,who flies around,weighs 90 pounds and befriends a casino playboy;(2) A gorgeous female genie lives with her astronaut "master";(3)a sexy female witch with super magical powers lives with her advertising executive husband and is being meddled into affairs by the female's mother,who is a witch too; (4)a family of ghouls and their Frankenstein monster of a father live in a middle class neighborhood;(5)a owner who has a talking horse takes over a suburban household and basically wrecks havoc too;(6)two beautiful ladies bring in a man into their house and makes them their roommate;(7)several castaways are shipwrecked on a uncharted island where they make the best of things in order to get along;(8)three gorgeous models are detectives working for a playboy millionaire named Charlie? THESE ARE THE STRANGEST CONCEPTS EVER DEVISED FOR TELEVISION. Not to mention comedies based on dead people,and a world full of talking chimps,horses,dogs,cats,robotic cops,superheroes,secret agents and variety shows. They had a lot of that during the mid-1960's and 1970's.....From "Topper" to "F-Troop","The Ghost and Mrs.Muir","Mister Terrific", not to mention in the same category Ann Jillian's one time sitcom "Jennifer Slept Home" to "Manimal"..now those are strange concepts? Who remembers the variety series "Pink Lady and Jeff" not to mention "The Brady Bunch Variety Hour",and "Howard Cosell's Variety Hour",or "Donnie and Marie" and to an lesser extent,"Me And The Chimp?" Now these were the worst variety shows of all time!!!!Most recently,for those who have never seen My Mother The Car,the series,cable channel TRIO has resurrected this series from the graveyard of bad TV shows and part of its biggest FLOPS of all time. It also gives those who have never got a chance to see a great comedic talent like Jerry Van Dyke,which in my opinion was at his best here. A grand showcase of brilliant talent as only Jerry Van Dyke can deliver on cue along with Ann Sothern who is perfect as the voice of the mother. Catch this lost series on TRIO,pop culture TV!
jenni-norville I have always remembered the song words appearing under the picture on the TV in white and a small white ball bouncing across the words in time to the music so that you could sing along. As my mother was born in 1928 she used to say 'that's me' so I can always remember her age as I thought she meant she was a 1928 porter. I don't remember the program title at all or the fact that the car was really meant to be a mother, just that as a kid I liked the show but couldn't often watch it all for some reason, maybe a paper round or something. I must have been 12 then though I thought I was younger, oh well. I remember Mr.Ed and shows like that being on around then. Of course the car looked black to me as our 'telly' was black and white, no colour. If anyone has a copy of a show I would love to watch just one for old times sake!
yenlo VERY far from the worst TV show of all time. Granted that the ideas for stories probably would have grown thin had this series lasted any longer than three years or so. It did have it's moments of humor and it did last for 30 episodes which is a lot more than a lot of other real Turkeys!