sonicthehedgehog-56947
The reason I didn't give Jessie a one star rating is because of Bertram(Kevin Chamberlin), Bertram's emotions towards the kids in the show relate to mine except mine are much much darker. ever since Suite Life on Deck ended it seemed like Debby Ryan's acting career was dying she didn't really fit that violent role she played in the show but my main problem is how annoying and stereotypical the kids are(Zuri is the one I have the most problem with) Emma: A blonde who is not surprisingly unintelligent, the only things her brain is thinking of is Clothes, Cute Boys, and Makeup and it sickens me. Ravi: isn't as bad as the others but that's another stereotype, Ravi is an Asian and Asians at my school always do the best and Ravi just happens to be the smartest kid in the cast. Zuri: My personal least favorite character and actor in Disney Channel, Zuri is so stereotypical acting all sassy and bossy and I am black BTW and I don't act like that at all, Zuri is the most annoying character in the cast in my opinion and I can't stand to watch her in any of the shows anymore, she even got the chance to reprise her role in Disney's Bunk'd (like that's even better) it sickens me to see that the new female Iron Man (I never liked Riri Williams even before I knew she was based off of Skai Jackson) is based off of her. Luke: Luke is supposed to be the cool one emphasis on "supposed" all Luke cares about is fooling around and that's another stereotype, the fact that the coolest one in the cast is always inexplicably immature(Farts everywhere and doesn't care who smells, or notices)
josiew2
This is the worst show I've seen and trust me I've seen bad ones. Oh I hate these crummy characters.Jessie: so annoying. I mean get a life. You're not gonna become famous and the whole " I'm a military chick" act is not funny and it's cliché. She can't control the kids and Morgan and Christina should fire her. Plus Debby Ryan is the worst Disney actress in history and her hair is annoying and she's not pretty people OK?!Zuri: what a jerk! She is lazy, rude, selfish, not funny, unnecessary, and just makes me want to scream. The whole sassy backbreaking " I'm tough and black" vibe is just sickening. It doesn't work. I hope this girl falls in a pit of vipers. Ravi: he's OK. Like the accent is so darn fake and I hate the " I'm Indian and you're all idiots" thing is getting old, but I like how he's smart and gets bullied instead of bullying. Luke: hatred of him is essential. Like he is vomit inducing. The kid hits on girls in a vulgar disgusting manner and doesn't do any work, yet thinks he's all that. Go die in a hole or I'll do it rather than watch Luke do his " hi I'm a bully but I hit on girls rudely so like me" mannerisms. Emma: what the heck is wrong with this childs brain y'all? She's so mega stupid and cares about nothing except clothes, lip gloss, and her own wants. Like get a life and go through therapy to gain a few brain cells. Her whole act of " I'm pretty so don't care that I'm an idiot" is awful. Overall, this show stinks of stereotypes, ugliness, bad acting, rude scripts, bad manners, idiocy, lazy meanies, and gross punch lines. It depends on hoping kids are as brain dead as the characters. Not a chance Disney. Not a chance
Otis Crazypants
Is it just me or when people watch this show, they'd yell "Someone turn that sh*t off!" when watching it? That's something I would say when watching this garbage. Ravi's accent is so annoying, but not as annoying as the ugly Ariana Grande's Cat Valentine accent, which is a billion times more annoying. Zuri is an annoying little brat who's always apeshit about anything. This show is so stupid, it deserves all the hate it gets. Why does this have a 6/10 like Austin & Ally?! These two shows should both have a 1.3/10. I think Disney Channel should make more cartoons as long as they're like GOOD shows they've had like Fish Hooks, Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil, Gravity Falls, Wander Over Yonder, or Phineas and Ferb. I haven't watched The 7D, but my friends at school say it seems good.
Beenie Everwood
*My review may contain Spoilers; Please read at your own risk!* I'm really sorry, but I don't enjoy this show. I'll start out with why and continue from there. 1 - Stereotypes. I, personally, don't like the stereotypes featured in Jessie. For example, Emma (the blonde), is rather unintelligent; Zuri, who has darker skin and hails from Africa, has pretty much inherited the stereotypes Disney forced upon the character; I don't know if I should continue - I have limited space to write, so I'll go onto the next reason. 2 - Ill-Mannered Characters. I was astonished when I saw the horrible manners of the characters. Bertram, the waiter, always get's picked on by the children of the Ross family. I wish their' parents (which are barely even there, hence the reason of a nanny) could teach them to respect their Elders'. 3 - Mediocre Acting. The actors that play the roles of he characters are mediocre at the best. Sometimes it's so bad that it's laughable. 4 - Bad Role Models. Snobbiness, always being careless, needing someone to wait on you, and insulting people aren't very good traits of the characters in this show. I'm really sorry if I got anyone mad, or if I was being to harsh. Best wishes, Beenie Everwood