Showtime2345 I know I will get lots of hate for this review, but I am going to post it anyway. So, because of Disney's horrible live action shows, I thought this show would be no exception, but boy this show reached a new low for Disney that I didn't expect!1) The cast/acting: The acting is ''wooden''! Tim, the one that plays Wyatt, cannot act at all! He does not show any emotions, and also uses the same monotone voice. And the girl who plays Amanda, please stop with that annoying accent! And the actor of Pesto is annoying too! Anyway, the worst acting and cast of a Disney live-action show! The cast/acting: 0.5/102) Humor: The humor is gross, because it is all about farts, and p**p, I know some Disney shows had toilet humor, but this one reaches the max! The humor is gross even for the target audience! It's not even funny! Humor: 0.5/103) The plots: The plots are the most stupid for Disney show, and are also uninteresting. Like: Crash falls in love with an egg, they lose internet and they act like it's the end of the world, and, just to add, that episode with internet was WAY too boring. Plots: 1/104) The last but not the least, the characters! Wyatt: I don't like him at all, he is selfish, and also treats his friends horribly. Crash: He is an annoying jerk, if I had a guy like Crash in my house, I would kick him out! The only character that is good is the mom, I can relate to her hate for Crash. The characters: 3.5/10When is Disney going to stop putting out garbage shows like this? I mean, Crash had a scary dream about a mustache, are you serious?And that theme song makes me wanna destroy my TV!Also, unlike other Disney live-action shows, there is no saving grace for this show.Try better next time, Disney XD!Total: 0.5/10If you want to watch quality TV shows, watch: Doctor Who(2005) Johnny Bravo, Dexter's Lab, Mickey Mouse(2013), Gravity Falls, Wonder over Yonder, Ducktales, Darkwing Duck, Kid vs. Kat, TMNT(2003 and 2012) and Phineas and Ferb(Season 1 only!)

Kozzy995 Anyone else remember a few years back when Disney Channel actually had quality? There was Even Stevens...wait, that was the only show that had quality. The cartoons are good too, but the sitcoms are awful! They're pointless, have no effort, and lack humor. Sure, there's one or two smirks per show at least, but the popular slapstick random humor doesn't cut it. Crash & Bernstein is an example of these shows. We have all seen Disney do better on the big screen, but their TV shows are to children as Michael Bay is to teenagers- and you know what he's like.I see my brother watching this show and I don't see why he finds it amusing. I know he Knows what good comedy is, but obviously, the bad puns and sometimes unnecessarily crude humor has already pulled him into this incredibly hyperbolic show about family(the sisters don't even have similar hair color. The age composition between the siblings is also off. And WHERE IS THE FATHER?????). Sadly, my brother is lost. Dear viewers, do yourselves a favor and block this channel from the sons and daughters, or siblings, that you love. Let them watch Leave It to Beaver.Lets break this down. I won't even mention the acting or cast, which is already bad. First- as I mentioned before, there is no father. Half the shows they got have at least one parent MIA, and it's a bad impression on the viewers. It makes kids think that it's too normal to be divorced and only have one parent. And it's not! Second, the show is from the perspective of a boy with two older sisters. Ideally, the viewers should be in the protagonist's mindset, and he sees two older sisters who bring a lot of feminine things to his environment. They are too far apart in age to really have any effect. They don't team as well. Thirdly, a puppet is a nice change, but he isn't funny. Period. He's a jerk. Kids see him as the perfect brother for Wyatt (Remember to think Leave It to Beaver). Again, this is an unhealthy encouragement. this is only a sliver of many other problems. I hate to be a pessimist, but if they keep throwing these movies out, Why should I do nothing?

patsandheat126 First things first. All of the actors have as much acting talent as the Kardashians! It's not even funny. This show is meant for kids 5-14. Crash looks more like a rejected muppet. Where I come from its BAD if you're best friend is your puppet. Disney XD has gone down the toilet and into the sewage. Like Lab Rats. I tried to like it, but I just couldn't. But that's a different show. All of the shows have gone down the drain. I even watched some other shows and compared to today's shows. It's a scientific fact that Kid shows have gotten worse. Now it's all about farts, getting punched, calling people stupid, etc. I even sat through an ENTIRE episode (I get really bored during the summer) and I dd not laugh once. This was an episode on wrestling. It was so stupid, I completely blocked it, so no one could see it.

ZZZqq1 Disney is a repulsive company overall, but when the daily options for my two under-6 boys in the touchy-feely, female-dominated children's culture in which we live are shows like "Ni Hao Kai Lan" and "Princess Sofia the First," this is a very - very - welcome change. As the previous reviewer said, it's not for you, it's for them. It may be difficult to understand unless you've experienced it firsthand, but to 4 or 5 year old boys, a purple puppet throwing himself through walls and blowing things up is the funniest thing they've ever seen in their young lives. You've never heard laughter like this. I imagine liberal educators everywhere will be horrified, which only makes this show more appealing.