Citizen Khan

2012
Citizen Khan

Seasons & Episodes

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EP1 Cricket Nov 04, 2016

Having been made to sleep in the car by Mrs Khan after forgetting their wedding anniversary, Mr Khan is on a mission to make amends. But his boast to Dave that he knows local boy Moeen Ali backfires when Amjad suggests he could get the famous England all-rounder to make a celebrity appearance at the fundraiser that Mrs Khan and Shazia are helping organise. Mr Khan has no option but to get to the cricket match to find Moeen and do whatever it takes.

EP2 Bullies Nov 11, 2016

Mr Khan buys a drone camera to keep an eye on the local neighbourhood and finds out that his grandson Mo is being bullied at nursery. However, when he decides to take Amjad in hand and teach him how to be a better dad, he gets a lot more than he bargained for during a trip to the local pool and later when re-enacting a scene from gangster drama Peaky Blinders. Meanwhile, Shazia and Amjad are getting ready to go on their first family holiday together, except Mrs Khan thinks she's going along too.

EP3 Funeral Nov 25, 2016

Tragedy strikes the Khan household, as Amjad's bewigged father, Mr Malik, is knocked down and killed by the number 37 bus. The real tragedy for Mr Khan is that the grief-stricken Mrs Malik is staying with them and comfort eating him out of house and home. But when Mr Khan discovers he might be able to find an investor for his new invention amongst the funeral mourners, he throws himself into the burial arrangements.

EP4 Scab's Parents Dec 02, 2016

Mr Khan has been spending quality time with Alia's 'friend who is a boy' Scab. They are getting on famously and, after a one-to-one chat with Alia, Mr Khan suspects it won't be long before there is another Khan family wedding on the horizon. But then Scab takes fright at the prospect of the Khans meeting his parents. The Khans believe it is because they are a bit snooty and object to the idea of having a Pakistani daughter-in-law. So Mr Khan and Amjad hotfoot it to the posh country club to confront Scab's father in a sweaty sauna and give him a piece of their minds.

EP5 Alia's University Dec 09, 2016

Mr Khan has to drop his daughter Alia off for her first day at university - in Scotland. Mrs Khan wants the whole family to come, so Mr Khan has to find a way to get all of them from Sparkhill to Glasgow. When the car breaks down, he is forced to improvise alternative travel arrangements, which gives them all plenty of time to reminisce about Alia's early years.

EP6 Mr. Khan's Niece Dec 16, 2016

Mr Khan and Mosque manager Dave organise rival Muslim Days at the community centre. Mr Khan is convinced his fun day with a bouncy Mosque and 'pin the beard on the Imam' stall will be far more popular than Dave's Women in Islam event. But he forgets that he'd agreed to look after his wayward niece Shabana. Mr Khan is forced to take the stroppy teenager to Muslim Day with him and, to top it all off, Dave has managed to invite Baroness Sayeeda Warsi, whom Khan is desperate to impress.

EP7 It's a Khanderful Life Dec 23, 2016

Mr Khan faces up to the fact that his life hasn't turned out the way he planned it.
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Released: 27 August 2012 Ended
Producted By: BBC
Country: United Kingdom
Budget: 0
Revenue: 0
Official Website: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b03c8nd8
Synopsis

Family-based sitcom set in the capital of British Pakistan - Sparkhill, Birmingham. Citizen Khan follows the trials and tribulations of loud-mouthed, tight-fisted, self-appointed community leader Mr Khan and his long suffering family, wife Mrs Khan and daughters Shazia and Alia.

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amirx-08113 I saw a few episodes over the last few weeks, hoping that the show would get better, but I have just seen the first episode of season 4 and have to admit...it's absolute tripe. I can't imagine how anyone would find this funny.I can't relate to any of the characters or any of the story lines. It seems that the writers have one or two potential gags and are trying to stretch them out over a whole episode. The build up to each joke is slow and arduous and you can see punchline coming a mile away.I finally give up! I won't be watching any more of these episodes. I can't believe that the BBC are actually funding this as it doesn't do anything to portray the reality of British Pakistanis.
Elliotb-butler18 Citizen Khan is one of the best and brilliant comedies the BBC come up with. Along with not going out and other such BBC comedies Citizen Khan is a brilliant new comedy show. The people who rate this show 1 star are the type of people who have no sense of humour what so ever and hate all comedy shows when everybody else loves them as they are brilliant. I myself are from Birmingham so i love the fact that for once there is a comedy show set in Birmingham as i can relate to it, rather than being set in London (Although they are still brilliant) i can relate myself to this show. I hope there are many series to come of this magnificent comedy gold and i will not miss a second.Brilliant comedy gold.
lemonandgoatpie Citizen Khan is so awful it angers me so i felt i had to write something; Its so insulting. Even as an Englishman i can understand how people from Muslim countries - who take morality seriously - would be intensely offended by this Bile.From story lines where the slutty teenage daughter dresses up like a prostitute to go clubbing and has to hide it from her parents, to bulk buying lightbulbs to make an irrelevant saving.. Its all just attacking their religion and way of life, and creating division within the families who follow this religion in the UK.It is shameful, truly shameful.I have no idea why such a respected establishment as the BBC appears to be trying to belittle the Muslim faith. But it certainly seems the case.. They knew the show wouldn't be a success which is why they needed a laugh track, so i struggle to think of any other reason they would continue to produce such tosh other than in an attempt to provoke anger in the Middle East, in timing with all the other media attacks recently.It is truly a mind-boggling situation.As an Englishman i am embarrassed by it, and i can only apologise as a member of the public for not doing my part to make it clear to the BBC that this is not acceptable.
Mouth Box Whether you are a Muslim or a Christian, a Jew or a Jedi, Citizen Khan is not funny. Let's go further. Citizen Khan is the opposite of funny. After watching it I actually felt angry. It ruined my evening. I was insulted by it. It made me unhappy and depressed that a public service broadcaster like the BBC would consider commissioning anything that so utterly insults the intelligence of its license paying viewing public. The people who wrote and produced this series know nothing of comedy. Even in the 1970′s this show would have been lucky to make it onto the air.If you were lucky enough to miss the first few episodes, the BBC's first Pakistani-Muslim comedy came much hyped, and with high hopes. We thought maybe that the racial stereotyping the show called for might somehow be delivered in a post-modern or witty style – that the series might unexpectedly break new ground. But it doesn't. Far from it. Citizen Khan sets television comedy back 30 years, Maybe more. In the first episode there were actually mother-in-law jokes – that most hated of gag, dubbed un-transmittable as far back as the early eighties and, we thought, laid to rest forever along with the remains of Bernard Manning.Mr Khan (played by Adil Ray, who also wrote the show) is mean, a bit dodgy and unfunny. Mrs Khan is house-proud, obsessed with status and unfunny. The two Khan daughters are moody, bored, caught between two cultures and unfunny. Even the "English" Muslim Dave – played by brilliantly funny actor Kris Marshall, is not funny. Not this time. If his career survives Citizen Khan it will be a minor miracle. Most astonishing of all, the Pakistani-Muslim cast seem to be struggling to deliver convincing or consistent Pakistani-Muslim accents. They all sound like actor Michael Bates playing Bearer Rangi Ram in "It Ain't Half Hot Mum." There's something called the comedy corridor at the BBC. This holy place has created some of the finest television and radio sitcoms of all time. There are now clearly a number of people working in that corridor who should this week be clearing out their desks and taking up new careers as mini-cab drivers.For daily TV reviews visit Mouthbox.co.uk.