Bless This House

1995
Bless This House

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EP1 Pilot Sep 11, 1995

In the pilot episode,The Clayton's consider buying a house to move out of their dinky little apartment. Meanwhile,Danny's best friend Jane is staying over (a lot),because as it is soon revealed,her mother is sleeping around.

EP2 A Woman's Work is Never Done Sep 13, 1995

Alice applies for a job as a legal secretary,then is fired from her head cashier's position when her boss learns of the interview. Meanwhile,Danny brings home Matthew,her first boyfriend (who is 14,two years older than her),and then is crushed when her school mates spread lewd accusations about her and Matthew.

EP3 Company Loves Misery Sep 20, 1995

Ever-bickering Lenny and Phyllis hope to inject some romance into their marriage by tagging along for Burt and Alice's anniversary celebration.

EP4 A Date Which Will Live in Infamy Sep 27, 1995

Alice and Burt are divided over whether to let 12-year-old Danny go to the movies alone with Matthew. Meanwhile, everyone's plans are stalled when the family car is stolen while Alice is at the an ATM.

EP5 I Am Not My Sister's Keeper Oct 11, 1995

Burt has never been fond of his sister's boyfriend, and the latest one is no exception.

EP6 Where There's Smoke, You're Fired Oct 18, 1995

Frustrated by her jerk of a teenage boss at her temporary job, Alice starts smoking again -- and catches Danny in the mall washroom with a pack of cigarettes; Burt tries to resist Vicki's amorous advances.

EP7 The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intentions Oct 25, 1995

Burt's dogged by a guilty conscience when he forgets to pick up Sean from school, so he tries to make amends by getting him a puppy.

EP8 A Fight a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Nov 01, 1995

The Claytons resume their house hunting and also decide to get a new life-insurance policy, but Burt fears he won't pass the required physical exam.

EP9 Fish and Guests Stink After Three Days Nov 08, 1995

As the Claytons prepared to move into their new home, Lenny -- still feuding with his wife -- assumes he's coming along.

EP10 The Postman Always Moves Twice Nov 15, 1995

Before moving into their new home, the Claytons trash their apartment to get back at their landlord.But unforunately the new house isn't ready and their stuck in their old apartment,while the heat is on full blast and the water's cut off.

EP11 Neither a Borrower Nor a Landlord Be Nov 22, 1995

Forced to choose between having a deranged neighbor of having ""our house foreclosed on before we even make the first mortgage payment,"" the Claytons decide to rent out their new home.

EP12 If It Ain't Broke, Break It Dec 13, 1995

Burt buys an expensive reclining chair from an obnoxious salesman.

EP13 Misery on 34th Street Dec 20, 1995

It's a joyless Christmas at the Claytons' when Alice's mother Sheila arrives with unwanted advice on how to discipline Danny, leaving Burt to play referee for the feuding females.

EP14 The Bowling Method Jan 03, 1996

After one pregnancy scare too many, Burt and Alice decide that one of them will have to undergo surgery.

EP15 One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Stereo Jan 10, 1996

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EP16 Natural Born Parents Jan 17, 1996

When Danny gets an A in English, Burt and Alice are understandably proud, but then they discover it was because of her school project -- corresponding with a pen pal who happens to be a mass murderer.
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Released: 11 September 1995 Ended
Producted By: Warner Bros. Television
Country: United States of America
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Bless This House is an American CBS sitcom which starred Andrew Dice Clay and Cathy Moriarty.

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Gourry Gabriev The network shafted Dice big time, because of how they killed the show off. The sad part is that the entire show was basically recast and repackaged as The King Of Queens. The parallels are to close for it not to be that.Just compare the characters and you can see they are all basically the same characters repackaged for the new show. OK IMDb is forcing me to stretch this comment out, I already spoke my piece about the show but it doesn't seem to meet their ridiculous 10 lines of text minimum. A suggestion to the powers that be at IMDb. Drop or reduce the minimum lines of text. It may be fine for those who write books about their opinions, but for those of us who are quick and straight to the point it screws us over.
WalletGuy Much-bleeped comic Andrew Dice Clay (need I really go on?) headed the cast of the borderline abusive Honeymooners rip-off. Bless This House seemed determined to show that love means always having to say you are sorry. Watching this series which co-starred Cathy Moriarty as long-suffering wife Alice (blasphemy!) was like overhearing your neighbors arguing. If only we could have called 911.
hillari I believe that Andrew Dice Clay has the potential to be a good actor, but this so-so sitcom was not the place to display his talents. This was a 1990's version of The Honeymooners, with Clay and Cathy Moriarty as a working class couple trying to get ahead. This wasn't a totally horrible show, but it wasn't all that good, either. Clay's talents are better than what was shown in this bland sitcom.
MisterWhiplash When I say what I saidc in that one-line-summary, I don't mean what happened to Dice in the sense that his comedy is gone and is now a full blown dramatic actor that makes Marlon Brando look like Jerry Lewis. I know he is still the cool man that smokes and makes fun of ladies. I mean, where has his name gone? For this show, he has dropped his name and is now Andrew Clay. Andrew became famous by being known as Dice, not as Andrew Clay or Andtrew Silverstein. He shouldn't change. He's been known as dice since 1984's Making the Grade. Still, the show he acts in here is good, and Clay makes sure he gets his acting down pat by doing this, and it works, but Andrew shouldn't forget where his came from. DICE! A-