fedor8
I just saw about ten minutes of this garbage, and couldn't believe the cretinous premise: which boy or gal will (supposedly) get to screw a porn midget named Tina - a Vietnamese equivalent of a Barbie doll, I guess.Tina Nguyen is your typical fake-nose, crooked-legged Playboy/stripper/porn bimbo, so if you're into that kind of mangy/syphilitic look, then have a ball watching this semi-staged nonsense. MTV has become something of a symbol for a world knee-deep in reveling in its own dumbing-down, but "who's gonna screw Tina?" surprised even me with its banality, laughably obvious phoniness, and cringe-worthiness. (Germans call it "Fremdscham"; the strange feeling of shame you get from watching others make utter idiots of themselves.) MTV has almost single-handedly destroyed music, and now seems to be hell-bent on finishing off what little there is left in the heads of already brainwashed teenagers. That channel almost makes me believe in conspiracy theories.Besides, Tina is not only not cute, she is repulsive. One would think that the producers would at least make a semblance of an effort in finding an "object of desire" that resembles a beauty... There are fat and bald truck-driving serial-killers who would refuse to pull over to pay 5 bucks to have this woman perform her sexual services in their vehicles on them.I can only guess what's next. A reality show about fellatio? Or maybe a show about cannibalism, perhaps? The winner gets to eat the host who gets sexually excited at the thought of being cooked and devoured. Or perhaps the next premise will be to have 12 volunteers from which the winner will get to fulfil his/her lifelong dream of eating the poop that exists the derriere of Paris Hilton's favourite mutt. It may sound as if I'm ranting and raving, but the rate at which average intelligence is slipping in the Western world, nothing cretinous seems impossible anymore. It's just a matter of time...Ms.Nguyen must have picked out her winner very early on. So what's the point...?"A strange creature she is. Why an MTV show a clone of mine uses in order money to make, know not do I. A sister perhaps separated from birth with me she is? Hmm, think about this mystery have to I shall..." (Master Yoda Nguyen)Speaking of MTV...: http://rapidshare.com/files/438088396/RW_Women.rar (A comprehensive list of all of MTV's Real World Women.)
aussiefilmlover
This show is great watched drunk with a pack of girlfriends in one sitting. If you didn't think all men are tools this show will do the trick. The "star" Tila is a gay for pay stripper looking girl who is a soft porn girl. From the get go it's clear that her biggest fan base for her website is frat boys and other assorted frequent whank boys who have more internet girlfriends than real ones and the spectrum of loser boys are here from dumb country boy, odd hip hop model boy, a selection of flavours of frat boys with the small time boy as well as the jersey rich boy making an appearance. The fact that straight girls find them attractive is proof why breeding still occurs and the gene pool keeps on getting dumber. It's pretty clear that she will pick a boy or lose her dollars and that girl and her horribly fake boobs are all about the dollars.The girls on the other had are mostly the same, bisexual ex and current strippers with a handful of real lesbians thrown in. Most the girls that don't have faces full of caked on makeup are eliminated quick and with the exception of the one girl who is almost butch but still wears eyeliner they are all butterface who are happy to get drunk and flirt with everyone. The premise that these are gold star lesbian soon abandoned. I only wonder if they went with bi girls because real lesbians had higher standards or if they wanted to keep up the myth that any girl can be turned by pene.The show is horribly fake but Tila is a damn good actress because it is clear that all these poor suckers fall for her or at least get obsessed with making her their possession. The show makes for excellent drinking games with shots for every time a frat boy makes a homophobic comment or someone says how much they like Tila. chug it when there is any kind of stir-up between drunken or stupid contestants.it get a star for the only lesbian on the show, Dani, a star for managing to get you drunk in 30 minutes and a star as an other example of American culture.
CylonBaseship-1
Tila's real last name is Nguyen. Talk about a confused individual with a bizarre life so far- Nguyen was born in Singapore, after her family emigrated from Vietnam, after the Vietnam War. When Nguyen was age one, she and her family moved to Alief, a suburb of Houston, where they lived until they were admitted to a gated community run by a strict Buddhist temple. The family left the community when Nguyen was eight. As soon as she entered middle school, Nguyen developed a tomboy attitude (from strict Buddhist teachings to tomboy?) and got in fights (what a sweetheart!). Her behavior eventually got her sent to a boarding school for six months (not hardly enough) before being transferred to another school. As soon as she reached high school, she used her sister's identification card (theft, Tila, or with sister dear's encouragement?) to enter nightclubs, where she began recreational drug use (oh, yummy, yummy- here's a good role model for all you teeny-boppers watching MiniBrainTv)and joined a gang (oh how innocent she is...). In an interview with Import Tuner, Nguyen said she had been searching for a sense of identity: "I was really confused then, 'cause at first I thought I was black, then I thought I was Hispanic and joined a cholo gang". (A Vietnamese born in Singapore, in a Buddhist-run gated community in Texas of all places, thinking she's black, then Hispanic, then joins a gang? Real intelligence here...especially joining a gang to "find herself".) Later she made some friends outside the gang who briefly helped turn her life around, however her past caught up with her, and she fled to Queens, New York at the age of sixteen.********* Now, this was from Wikipedia, not me, but you get enough of the drift. The show sucks, not only because it is yet another overdose of angst, failure, tears, fights, all about another "who cares?" subject matter, but imagine all the idiots who are deadening their gray matter by repeatedly sitting thru this charade. The house looks like it's Hef's old party room, the "contestants" are largely sorry individuals, made to look even more pathetic than they already were, & Tila Nguyen (Tequila, yeah, right!) is full of smiles, false hopes, short, cute but dumber than the show, & if you look around the internet you can easily find naughty photos of her as Nguyen, apparently before somebody decided to hide her sorry (already, even though short) past. Her "concern" for the guy who went for the ambulance ride was a hoot. Ditto her standing idly by when various fights broke out. (Oh me, oh my- whatever could have caused this!) I confess to seeing 2 sorry episodes, not knowing it was a ratings sweep month "Miniseries", apparently. MTV has long been known to me by its real designation for all its loyal viewers- MiniBrainTv, 'cause that's what's required to watch the garbage spewed from it- this is a prime example of current rotten excuse for American TV. Makes Gilligan's Island & The Beverly Hillbillies look like Nature & Nova. Tila, I wouldn't want you for anything. See a shrink if you're still confused. "Contestants", leave now, never admit having been there- find a real person to find true love with. Show creators/writers/et al, give it up. You're probably the same morons who gave us those swimming images on what became called "music videos". Ruined movies, TV series... look at a John Ford film sometime- he would tell you to never move the camera. You idiots did the exact opposite, like maybe you were/are on drugs. Speaking of drugs- recreational, Tila? Try softball, volleyball, badminton, swimming... that's recreation. Love, by the way, is something a totally mixed-up person such as yourself could never hope to find. It isn't found thru grotesque contests involving lame sorry individuals on TV. Certainly not by yo-yos eating testicles or whatever the idiots were upchucking! Congrats to MiniBrainTv execs for pulling a new low in shows- you've sunk lower than the Titanic with this sub-teen tripe! Jerry Springer must have thought this one up.
