rayyani-49029
One of the worst movies I've ever seen , the story of the movie was reported
p-m-p-o13
Let me say I loved the first XXX, is this movie a masterpiece that will challenge the great movies of the ages? NO! It's not meant to be. It's a mindless movie with a decent story that is entertaining as hell! So stop being so snooty and just sit back and enjoy.
Filmbufftwerp
The solo Dominic Torreto movie nobody asked for, with even less to care about than the FF movies and loads more of VIn Diesel hitting us over the head with how cool he is. The movie plays like a two hour Mountain Dew commercial with Xander Cage, a too cool for school hero straight out of a mentos advertisement.The action is full of senseless cgi where practical effects would have worked, and laughably bad loony tunes caliber stunt physics. But what really hinders the movie is that the hero Xander Cage faces no real drama or obstacles, because the movie is more interested in constantly flattering Vin Diesel.Do yourself a favor and don't waste your time on this lazy vanity project schlock. There's no story here (hence the lack of a plot breakdown). This is a paint by numbers movie star ego boost and nothing more.
darthbalzzz
I like terrible movies that I can laugh at, but this is something else entirely. I laughed one time and that's when Xander basically performs a roundhouse with a dirt bike to a persons face.
I could list things that are better, but it would take 10 years to complete that list so all opt to list the things I enjoy less
1. Gay porn
2. Twilight
The end.