kim_015 Def worth either a 10, or a 1... because you either love or hate this movie. I really wonder if the directors/actors/sound effects guy were actually trying to make a god-awful movie or not, but if they did they succeeded cause its just sooo bad its good. I rented it for my boyfriend and his roommates, and we all sat around laughing hysterically and drinking for every fake "whoosh" added in... They just couldn't get over the impaling/"its OK, i'm fine" scene or the scene where a guy gets shot and does a back somersault into a boat. Def had the best "oh-my-god,-did-they-just-really-do-that" ending ever in the history of movies. Bottome line-- don't watch if you actually wanna watch a good movie, but watch if you feel like a good laugh.

eddie-dunn It's the worst movie I've seen. Ever.I'm not kidding.It starts off okay (meaning it's just slightly below par in terms of action movie plots), but quickly descends down the road of Suck. The story was so bad it went beyond ridiculous.The only thing I could appreciate about the movie was some of the martial arts scenes. But the last fight scene broke that for me too, owing to the ludicrous way they kill the bad guy.Stay.Away.

athersgeo When you buy a film purely because you like one of the actors in the film, you're taking a risk.When the film is a movie where no-one apparently has a good word to say about it...well that's the point when you have to wonder if what you're getting is going to be worth it - even for that one actor.Such was my position with US Seals II. Everything I'd heard about it prior to my copy arriving had been less than positive and I was seriously starting to doubt my sanity when the tape finally arrived... ...And I was consequently very pleasantly surprised with what I found when I watched the movie. The plot was actually surprisingly workable; the acting wasn't bad and the martial arts action was outstanding - in short, it was everything I hadn't dared to hope for.Does it have bad points? Yes it does - I was disappointed in the way a couple of the characters were dismissed so quickly and the opening five minutes of action (which was not martial arts) had me rolling around laughing, and yes there are plot holes right left and center...but overall, it's entertaining.And at the end of the day, that's what a film is supposed to be.

salty_the_bear This movie was unbelieveably bad. It had quite possibly the most cliche and inconsistent plot ever, and they never had any idea what they were talking about.*SPOILERS, as if you CAN'T SEE ALL OF THIS COMING FROM A MILE AWAY.*Obviously the most stereotypical part of the plot: evil madman, ex-US soldier... nuclear missle... hostages... wants money... But! Besides there are unique plot inconsistencies that aren't so cliche.The dialogue was utterly atrocious. Bad grammar, stupid phrases, and tough 'slang' plagued this film and would haunt any English teacher 'til the end of their days. The actors obviously had no expirience whatsoever, and everything that they said and did was far too easy to make fun of.Every time someone would turn their head, or move their arm, there would be a really annoying whooshing noise. By the end of the movie you will either have killed yourself to spare you the stupidity, or wished you had.The entire movie is basically set on this island. It was an old Soviet weapons testing facility. According to the plot, it had been contaminated with methane gas around the year 1989, around the time of the collapse of the Soviet Union. Anyway, this methane contamination prevented the use of guns, or sparks of any kind, for that matter. -_-;; Well. WHY, then, are they launching ballistic misslies from the island?Also throughout the whole movie, the bad guy is smoking a cigar. The relentless sword fighting SURELY would have made a spark at some point...? 'Why, of course they wouldn't, and don't call me Shirley'. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think bthat there IS such a thing as a 'Red 7 Ballistic Series' Missile, that happens to look just like the Saturn 7 rockets used by the Apollo space missions...But if you're judging the movie by how many laughs you'll get out of it... this is a good movie for you. Terrible fight scenes, exaggerated deaths, and US soldiers that say 'G'day' and speak with Australian accents are only a few of the laughable things in this movie, although it gets REALLY slow and boring at times.Some nudity, but not anything really extreme, or anything particularly meaningful for that matter. Meaningless fighing, sex, dialouge at all times' is an accurate way to describe this movie, though maybe without the sex so much. The ending is cliche and disgusting as to how the bad guy dies, and the special effects are terrible. All in all, a terrible movie, but in a good way (kind of). If you're looking for laughs, here's where to find 'em. G'day!