Edgar Allan Pooh . . . says the lead character of Warner Bros.' Looney Tune short, TORTILLA FLAPS, one in a continuing program to share Mexican Culture with America. Most Mexican food, according to Warner's Food Stylists, is put together using three main ingredients: Flatbread (or "tortillas"), cheese, and rodent morsels. Since the latter are so much cheaper to come by than Prime Beef, Taco Bell is able to undercut McDonalds' prices by a little and Mickey D's profit margin by a lot. According to this week's USA Today, Texas is the main victim of this Mexican rodent meat incursion, having seen the Lone Star Cattle Census drop by one million head in the past decade. FLAPS' Mouseburger aficionado Blue Vulture also gets the last word here--"Ouch!"--regarding the main Mexican way of dealing with losing contestants. It's balls to the face and shafts to the rump, as phallic dart after dart are buried in Blue's butt. (Something this penetrating would be rated NC-17 Today, but the 1950s when FLAPS took wing featured an easily bamboozled U.S. censorship board, dominated by Romans to whom Blue's predicament was Second Nature.)

Tweekums This Speedy Gonzales short opens with Speedy putting on a show for the other mice by playing ping pong against himself; it is interrupted though when Señor Vulturo, a large black bird, decides to have one of the mice for his dinner. Speedy quickly saves his friends and makes an enemy of Vulturo. For the rest of the short Vulturo tries to catch Speedy but inevitably things don't go as he planned as Speedy lures him onto the railway tracks where he gets hit by a train, he gets shot with his own cannon and blown up by his own explosives... ultimately all he can do is surrender and join in the part games... as the dart board!Fans of Speedy should enjoy this short as it contains the things we've come to expect; references to his womanising, foiling the plans of a rather dim adversary and saving the day for his mouse friends. There are some fine gags, my favourite being when Vulturo ends up looking very must like Daffy Duck when he tries to chase Speedy into his mouse hole. Señor Vulturo made an entertaining adversary for Speedy; it is a shame that he didn't become a regular foe. Voice actor Mel Blanc does a fine job in the duel roles of Speedy and Señor Vulturo.

TheLittleSongbird The story here is fairly routine, but this Speedy cartoon is very watchable. The animation is a considerable improvement over most Speedy cartoons, and the music is a nice touch. Also helping are some sharp dialogue and funny sight gags as Speedy outwits a slow witted crow. Speedy is tolerable and funny, while the crow is a great foil, personally I think he is better a foil for Speedy than Daffy and Sylvester put together. As always, the vocal characterisations from Mel Blanc are absolutely stellar, I love Blanc and always have, he is so entertaining and pretty much immortalises the Looney Tunes cartoons on his own. Overall, if you ignore the routine story line, this is lots of fun for a Speedy cartoon. 8/10 Bethany Cox

Robert Reynolds This is a fairly early Speedy and a fairly novel one, in that Speedy's nemesis is a rather slow-witted bird named Senor Vulturo. As I plan on discussing some details, this is a spoiler warning: The short opens with a large crowd of mice celebrating Cinco de Mayo, which is one of two Mexican Independence Days. The main attraction at the festivities is Speedy Gonzales, playing a game of "Peeng Pong" against himself. Incidentally, if you understand Spanish, you may find one or two of Speedy's comments during the match humorous. You might want to watch the crowd scene, as at least one little mouse is going in the opposite direction of the rest of the crowd in watching the match.As the mice are enjoying themselves, Senor Vulturo sees the crowd and exclaims, "Mouseburgers!" and decides it's time for supper. As he dives on the crowd, the mice panic and scatter, leaving Speedy to wonder what the fuss is about. The other mice tell him and they see the bird swooping in on one hapless mouse. Speedy races to the rescue, saves the mouse and the bird see, instead of the mouse in his talon, a firecracker in a sombrero, which explodes. Speedy returns, taunts the bird, who then calls Speedy a "Cucaracha!" and tries to swat and then to catch him with no success and great personal injury.The bird then has a run-in with Speedy and a train and then a run-in with a hand-car. There are just some days when it doesn't pay for a predator to get out of bed.Speedy tricks the bird into following him by promising to take him to find a slower mouse, but all that happens is that the bird flies into a wall and literally cracks his skull. He then decides to get Speedy by using a toy and some nitroglycerin to blow Speedy up. Speedy turns the tables on him and the bird surrenders.The ending is hilarious, particularly the last line, so I won't spoil it here. This short is available on the Looney Tunes Golden Collection, Volume 4 and is well worth seeing. Recommended.