markpeterjones
Thought I would give this a go as it was showing on 'horror' channel
and looked like one to watch
but talk about 'z' celebrities
I wish I had read this review from 'zofie' before I even turned the film on
.i totally agree with that person
the movie really is dreadful and I wonder why some of the actors/actresses agreed to take part as it will probably stain their movie careers
.one of the most boring and uneventful films I have seen - ..and whilst the person reviewing last says the 'The CGI is awful....does not even look real' – I think its even worse than that – I think you could of got better effects using an old spectrum 48k machine than the display shown within this film. If you are going to produce a film at least make it worthwhile
and to those directors out there, throwing in a few scantily clad women does NOT make it watchable..just makes it even worse and proves the lack of thought and/or quality that went into making this.
neekoniaimmer
Sounded interesting, so out of boredom stuck the DVD in and pressed play.Immediately realised the budget was about £500. Which I realised they blew on a 'porn star' to dance around topless at some point for no reason.The CGI was obviously created by a 7 year old, and directed by a deaf/dumb/blind/retard.To say the acting was wooden would upset a lot of forests. I could have come up with a better cast using William shatner, Patrick Stewart and various other people picked up from rehab clinics and mental asylums.Has anyone reading this seen Midnight Chronicles?? Well that was slightly better! This film was more than disappointing, it was abysmal... I can generally watch low budget films and poke fun at the end, but when the credits roll say to myself.. "hmmm that had a good plot etc..>" this film... NO - no redeeming factors.Avoid the thing below. As if it was a disease down below.
José Redondo
First, you don't believe.Maybe you had some wine(a lot of wine),or some improper food. Second, you realize,since you hadn't wine or food, that must be something else. Third, after you became aware that must be the so called movie(?), you say goodbye to life and slash your veins with a more or less sharp stone.Please don't stay close to this....THING.It's worst then spit in your food or beat your lovely grandmother to death!Now i'm just typing to achieve the minimum lines of text necessary to have this published. By the way this is worst then death,because it could happen twice if you are distracted...
algjgg
I was watching The Movie Channel last night and I stumbled upon this title: The Thing Below. Sounded like a good movie because I'm in to horror and gore. The very first time I saw the visual effects and horribly lame acting, I asked myself: WHAT THE @#$% AM I LOOKING AT?!?!? I kid you not this movie has some of the most cheesiest visual effects and acting. If anyone reads this and decides to waste their 94 minutes on a piece of crap like this, then copy everyone's reviews from this movie and read them while you're watching it. In my honest opinion, even Uwe Boll could of done it better. Don't waste your precious time on something that could've had more time put into it.