thesummercain I never write reviews but his one definitely deserves a review. So the typical college aged kids have a party get super drunk and drugged out, finals a random egg looking thing and bring it to the party only to wake up to the sand being alive. Well it's a hour and a half of screeching (screaming) shooting acting, and dumb decisions. It finally gets to the end and they are about to survive but the lead decided to stop and say how much she loves the cheating boyfriend wasting times they make it into a car that clearly was working fine but don't try to start it to get out of there. Simply horrible ! Don't wait time. Better b movies.

poundme So bad it's like some tool made this movie for fun during pledge week... Who tf gives these people the money to make these movies??? Horrible!

johnpendarvis I love to read reviews that give something like this more than one star, and try to picture the reviewer. Usually, Sloth from the Goonies comes first to mind.It's really pointless to try to separate these ScFy channel "films", they're all pretty much the same- inane plots, horrifically amateurish acting, static cinematography (endless reaction shots to something offscreen), jarringly different film formats from scene to scene, etc, etc, ad nauseum. This one was particularly silly and suspenseless, laughable special effects.It was awful.

Arch Stanton Wow. Just Wow. I really don't know why I subject myself to this kind of torture. Somehow I stumbled across this title and said to myself "ok, I'll bite" Big mistake. The only reason I'm giving it 2 stars is because of the boobie shot they made the one bimbo do. Otherwise its one star all the way. Where to begin - the plot - a bunch of Southern California millenial morons have a beach party that goes to hell after dragging some kind of huge pod / testicle-looking thing onto the beach where it hatches during the night as the partygoers bang one another, stuff some fat dude in a steel drum and draw a penis on his face, and pass out in various places, with one chick so wasted that she passes out without her bikini top on. The next morning as everyone comes to, the lead bimbo sees a bird get eaten by the sand and, being the quick wit that she is, realizes if you walk on the sand you die. Cue the four dummies in the car, one of whom is the main bimbo's ex-boyfriend who's apparently banged the black chick sleeping next to him all to the dismay of the lead bimbo. So you just know that eventually they're gonna have it out over this muscle-headed douche (who's probably a closet "alternate lifestyle chooser" to begin with). Anyhow, as everyone awakens, the big fat black dude with a penis drawn on his face (who by the way is a close resemblance to Huell of Breaking Bad) has been shoved into a steel drum and is now stuck. As another boneheaded muscle-bound freak goes to help him out, he gets stuck in the sand and is eaten. From here on out its essentially a "have everyone die one at a time" formula, until the very end when the lead bimbo somehow gets her hands on some gasoline and torches "the thing", thus ending the ordeal. But for some reason we're subjected to another 3 or 4 minute scene of the two surviving chicks clutching each other in the police suv for what seems a ridiculously long time where you're expecting something else to happen. But nothing does. I was hoping for a little girl-on-girl action at the end. But that was not be. I'm guessing that the "actresses" in this crap-o-rama really believe that they're on their way to legitimate film roles and that their days of doing porn are over. But they really shouldn't give up their bread-and-butter just yet. In conclusion - this definitely rates up there as a real dog of a movie and gives Steven Seagal's "Sniper" a run for its money in the "freakin' ridiculous movie" category. Peace-out.