jdpainter-59496 Watching this movie was the equivalent of your eyeballs committing suicide. The poor sound and voices is similar to sticking your head in a jet turbine. If you are old enough to understand the story line then you will probably not make it past minute 5 intact. This movie reminded me of nuclear devastation. The panda drumming scene was probably less realistic than lipsinking without moving your lips. I phoned 911 and reported massive head trauma after watching. I know neighborhood lemonade stands more deserving of the profit this movie made. The day after I watched this I woke up to find out that a third of my internal organs had abandoned me. I enjoy even the worst of movies but my life has forever changed. Please spend a few dollars on your friendly neighborhood lemonade stands or something but do not support this movie. ★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆.

seanthemouse This movie really got my heart racing, my palms sweating, and forcing me to get the lube out for every scene I see in this movie. The way the characters move in this is like the equivalent of a porno, since the actors in pornos are very decent. I got this for Christmas yesterday, and my body sped up with joy, knowing that my sorry ass life was complete once I opened it up. To: Sean From: Mom Thank you, Mom. Now normally I don't go into full detail with what I do once I find movies like this, but the outrageously gorgeous HD from my Sony made the experience of "THE PRODIGY" a lot more enjoyable. The scene when Master Panda gets nervous and starts passing gas made me so throbbing hard, that I could barely hold my incoming semen rockets, but thankfully, I didn't make a mess. But my favorite moment has to be when Master Panda dances. I got so hard from that scene. The jam session was also pretty hot, but I felt was unneeded from this film. Still, this movie is a masterpiece either way. I suggest watching this film. You'll love it, and get hard. - Sean the Mouse

itstjae My mom bought this movie in Canada because it was cheap and we needed some movies to entertain us on the long ride home to Minnesota. I was about 11 when I watched this but even then did I figure that this movie sucked ass. It was so poorly animated and the movements were so choppy and just embarrassing to watch. The plot was SO predictable and the panda was very disturbing to watch/listen to, it seemed slightly perverted.. My sister (who was 6 at the time) loved the movie, but what did she know-- she can't tell the difference between a cherry and apple, but one thing she experienced were nightmares because of the panda. I'm telling you, the panda is satanic or something. Anyways, the effects were really corny and low quality and just everything about this movie was just sad to watch. The scenes weren't at all detailed, just some pots and statues. I cringed throughout the movie except I enjoyed the ending song during the credits, it was catchy but that's about it.

khartford88 My daughters really liked the love story and KG, the Kung Fu girl. Every time KG would kick, the girls cheered and screamed. They really got into her and they usually don't jump around and do Kung Fu. My 4 year old loved all the colors and kept watching without interruption. It was a bit silly IMHO, but all cartoons are to me. The panda character was totally different from the KF Panda movie; this one is short, old, like a crazy wise old teacher. He had a funny accent and was always playing pranks and tripping people up on accident. I liked this little guy and his jokes the most. The dark castle at the end was cool, with all the traps and monsters at each level. They had to fight their way to the top.