lifesaver09 A passionate tale of heartbreak and love triangles (literally). This movie lifted me to half mast, and kept me there for hours on and off. To say that this movie changed my life is a gross understatement to the testament of its magnitude on the movie experience. Move over Casablanca, this is the new American classic. i could go on and on about this movie. I have seen it multiple times and it has given me multiple orgasms. It is a travesty to try and confine this masterpiece in the parameters of human language. I feel like this movie has filled the void in my heart that was left aching from my disappointment of "Gladiator Maximus Glutius). I love Rob L.

mikesquared69 Funny!!!!!! I watched it on "Skinamax" one night, and found myself actually watching to see just what would happen next. Are you a fan of Howard Stern? Then you'll love this. Crude, yet funny. And some really nice looking women. I honestly enjoyed it more as a comedy then a T&A flick. The plot has a slight, and I mean SLIGHT bit of seriousness to it. But the story does keep you from flipping the channel. The soundtrack it AWFUL (except in the tavern), but during the scenes where there are no dialog, just music (*wink wink*), mute it!!! Best to rent it from somewhere before you buy it. I own it, but I have that odd sense of humor. All the movies in the series (search Misty Mundae) are of the same caliber. If you like one, you'll like them all.My 2 cents.

masercot Forget Peter Jackson's tepid version of the J. R. R. Tolkein classic trilogy, THIS is the movie that will define the Lord of the Rings for the next generation. Due to what I imagine were copyright issues, the names of the characters were changed slightly; however, it is pretty obvious who everyone really is:Dildo Saggens is obviously Bilbo Baggins and Smirnoff is actually Gandolf. Spam is actually Sam...it doesn't take a rocket scientist...From the very beginning, I was captivated with the sensitive retelling of the tale. Dildo reads from a book about her adventures to the camera. It is obvious that she is the dramatic lynch-pin from which this movie hangs. Good thing the producer chose the capable Misty Mundae, who played the Charleton Heston role in Playmate of the Apes. She has more personality than all the other actresses in the film put together. I know this because of the sheer number of times the other actresses in the film HAVE been put together...I was disappointed with the performance of John Link as "Ballem". You'd think after putting in such fine performances in The Erotic Witch Project and Gladiator Eroticus, that you would've put more effort into such an important role in this film. Juliette Charles, with a performance of a caliber normally given by a producer's niece or nephew, saved the movie for me and allowed me to enjoy the film to the credits.SPOILER: The girls have sex a lot...

Fister Belvedere Man... I thought I'd seen some bad movies before, but this is seriously the worst ever. Its so bad, that if you are even the least bit drunk or high you'll find this movie hilarious. There are 6-8 totally ugly chicks who all just keep getting naked. The production value is zero, think high school project done in a weekend. It was obviously filmed in a park, and nothing, no amount of seeing the people in the movie naked could ever make up for how terrible this movie is. Yea I laughed my ass off, but if you have to spend even one dollar on it, its overpriced. I caught it on latenight television, and I felt bad, really bad, for everyone involved in the movie. You can't plan on making something this bad, it has to just happen. A quick spoiler: the hobbits, or whatever they're called in this movie, enter a tavern which is supposed to be in the forrest in medieval time and make out on the tavern pool table, which looks brand new. Man... SO bad.