plex First off, no bikinis. Maybe thats what they are wearing under their tops? Who knows? Maybe they forgot one of the words in the title of the film they were shooting. ( there's also no "bash", btw) so I don't know how "great" it is! Secondly, these are some pretty ugly skanky women. Sure , Im not expecting Julie Andrews in a film of this title, but this also isn't a porn-movie, so there's no excuse for not hiring women who have not endured the wrath of inbreeding and Dr. Frankenstein manipulation. One of the girls looks like a Mexican version ( not meant as offense to Mexicans in any way) of Barbra Streisand but much more odd looking ( if thats possible). The gargantuan/chubby blonde has had some pretty messed up botox and other altering procedures along with horrific fake breasts. the 3rd girl looks the most normal of the 3, yet has the worst boob-job, far more sexier with her clothes on, that applies to all 3 of them. The story is inane and cliché'd, of course. Apparently you can get a B-list actor to cough up $4 million to throw a frame in a bowling-match to save a bowling- alley that has no patrons. How about gals that looks somewhat human?

baconbit What is the point of movies like this these days? Why would anyone want to watch these washed up has beens that did NOT age well, trying to act (badly) to badly written scripts written be people who actually think they have some sort of comedic talent? If we wanted to see these women naked, why wouldn't we just go online and see then when they were actually somewhat attractive (well...come of them we never attractive) ACTUALLY having sex and not hurting our ears with their talking?Sorry girls...you should have saved your money when you were still in demand, rather than snorting it up your nose. But just because you are in your 30s and realize you have almost half a century left to live and no way of making money now doesn't mean you should force people to sit through your inanity. No need to watch you to PRETEND of have sex (unless the guys have 10 inch tongues, they are licking nothing but air) when in 3 minutes I can watch you actually having sex if I want. Or better yet, HOT girls doing so.

Scarecrow-88 This "let's save the bowling alley" softcore movie again is just a shell applied to the numerous sex scenes which function as the reason for us watching "Great Bikini Bowling Bash". The title tells you that this isn't a film opining the difficulty of life or commenting on the day to day grind we find ourselves. This isn't designed to be an artistic expression of the human condition. Do you want to see some porn actresses get naked and shag each other and a couple of lucky guys in fake simulated sex scenes? Because that is what you get. Dean McKendrick learned his "craft" by working with Fred Olen Ray which might explain why his films are similar to his mentor. Some of FOR's stock players also appear in McKendrick's films, so just assuming his work is actually his mentor's isn't a surprise. Mary Carey has become one of McKendrick's leading ladies. You can also see her in something like "All Babe Network", another McKendrick joint. Personally, Carey and her big, bouncy pillows don't really do much for me. You see in films of McKendrick's and Wynorski's women with huge fake bosoms that can barely stay contained within a shirt or bra. Waiting to bust out and say hi, big boobs are commonplace when the likes of Carey and someone similar (like say Rebecca Love) appear. Sophia Bella is another of McKendrick's stock group, but my arousal was at its peak when Krissy Lynn shows up (and she does have plenty of sex scenes with men and women in this movie). While Krissy does have fake tits, they aren't watermelon-sized, and, thankfully, she is still young enough where the dregs of the profession have not taken their toll on her body as of yet. Krissy's body has a healthy (not scrawny) form, and her performance in this film is so enthusiastic and alive, I was drawn to her specifically while Sophia herself puts forth a couple of active scenes (one very good effort with Ryan Driller). While I am not as huge a fan of Carey as I was of Lynn, she still can give cunnilingus to a girl with the best of them and her work with Lynn, although simulated, is almost as good as you might see in a hardcore lesbian scene. Still, all in all, I review these films primarily on the performers and how effective the work during their lustmaking is scene to scene because the plots and dialogue are mostly inconsequential and aimed for laughs (most of these movies have a lighthearted sense of the goofy and hokey; all intentional, without a hint of seriousness). Lynn alone really kept this from getting my customary 4/10. I found myself turned on in almost every scene she works in…considering these films get repetitive and reek of familiarity, that is a big deal.

Mike King Since her father passed away, Candy (Sophia Bella) has been running the bowling alley he built with his own hands. Unfortunately, she has been running it into the ground. When their landlord informs them that they have to come up with three million dollars, or he will sell the place to a real estate developer, Candy doesn't know what to do. After sharing an intimate encounter, her best friends Lucy (Mary Carey), and Jenn (Krissy Lynn), come up with the idea of having a bikini bowling tournament to raise money. As Lucy says, "It'll be like a bikini car wash, but with balls!" Fortunately, every time Lucy bowls, she bounces up and down, which results in her breasts bouncing out of her bikini top. Unfortunately, they only raise five thousand dollars. Candy comes up with an even better idea. Since Troy (Frankie Dell), the best bowler in America, started out playing in her Dad's bowling alley, she figures he'll donate the money to keep the place in business. Jenn seduces Troy into agreeing to that but, when he gets to the bowling alley with her, the jerk reneges on the deal. He comes up with the idea of him bowling one game against the three women, who will take turns bowling a frame. If they win, he will give them four million dollars - three million to buy the bowling alley back, and another million to fix the place up. If he wins, he gets to have an intimate encounter with all three women at the same time! To find out who wins, you'll have to watch the movie. I must add, even though she's not the main character, Mary Carey is the undisputed star of this entertaining movie.