FountainPen
What a failure ! This is a BAD horror film, lousy, a flop in all respects. I had to FF many times to get through it. You can bet there will NOT be a #3.
Big Squirrel
I have not seen the first film and if it anything like this have no great desire to. Having just watched it a few hours ago I am struggling to remember a thing about it. From what I remember it's main plot seems to be a group of very annoying people stay at a house with that dodgy old woman from Friday the 13th and are stalked by plank of wood man.Some people die, the film ends, I am starting a law suit against the person who sold me this film as I want compensation for the missing time in my life. I will pay u £1 to take this film off my hands......oh wait I already gave it away to a "friend".
Kektokio
You know what!? They really screwed us over this time. How's that you ask? Well, they've given us an absolutely pathetic sequel to an excellent film. What I'm saying is that this film really really really sucks! It's not scary, it's not funny, it's not interesting, all it is is stupid. And you want to know something else that makes this film stupid? Morty (the dummy) talks! I thought when Morty moved around in the first movie it looked stupid, but now they have taken it to the next step (completely pathetic) and given him the ability to talk. The quality of the filming was bad. So don't see this film, it sucks. Oh yeah, and one more thing.. don't get this confused with the thriller 'Fear' which stars Reese Witherspoon. That was a good movie, and to keep it good, they didn't make a sequel. I give this film NO STARS!
davideo-2
STAR RATING:*****Unmissable.****Very Good.***Okay.**You Could Go Out For A Meal Instead.*Avoid At All Costs.I really should have learned my lesson by now.Horror sequels,no matter how interesting they may sound or how good their intentions may be,never work.And this heap big pile of babababooshka meant one of the worst halloween night movies I'd had the displeasure of having out in ages.I should have got The Faculty out instead.I only saw it because I remembered seeing the original ages ago,and was interested in seeing what wonders a sequel could toss up.Well,in some parts,dull,predictable,seen-it-all-before cliches were thrown up like anything.I mean,quarter of the way into it,I was left unimpressively baffled.Wow.He attacks his nutty father's tombstone with an axe,and,when he and his lover walk away,wow,it starts to bleed.How scary.(Bram Stoker's Dracula,anyone?)And that scene with the snake in the forest was pathetically stupid.A snake could'nt survive in those temperatures.Pah.On the charecter front,I was most amused by those 2 sexy blonde chicks (one displaying leather trousers I wanted to go up and slap very hard on the bum.)I spent the final half of the movie staring amourously at them.But then,onto good old Morty.In the original,he was a tortured,sympathetic horror creation who you grew to like towards the end.In this shambles of a sequel,a complete waste of time and money for everyone,he's a metamorphosising,crass,cack handed man like beast ,who quotes tired one liners on his hapless victims.I actually thought he looked like Dolph Lundgren a bit in the cupboard.Sequels to excellent,sucessful horror films have stank (Candyman 2,An American Werewolf In Paris),but sequels to unknown,unappreciated horror flicks like The Fear are just torture to sit through.I just absolutely could not wait for this to be over.Utterly unscary,paceless and boring,I would deter you from renting this movie as your halloween treat.*