tdeladeriere
Okay, in between the raving reviews from the cast & crew and the usual "worst-movie-I've-ever-seen" reviews from audiences who obviously have never seen a film directed by Roberta Findlay lies this mixed bag of a review.The movie starts, predictably, with a group of young attractive adults heading for a party at a lake, mini-Spring Break style. A few minutes before, a couple of bare-chested chicks got offed by an unseen assailant in these same premises. As the ride progresses, we are treated to regular humorous interludes which sets the tone for the 1st half of the movie. The laughs and the overall offbeat attitude will definitely keep you interested until the carnage begins. Unfortunately, and as previously stated by other reviewers, you will also have to endure absolutely atrocious acting by the attractive but insanely untalented cast. Lines are droned like everybody's xanaxed to their eyeballs, the final girl/female lead taking the cake.The partygoers are abducted one by one and conducted to a car-part factory that doubles on disposing of the vehicles' owners in a gruesome manner. There begins a game of cat & mouse that's sometimes fun, sometimes a bit meh. The humour that permeated the first part of the movie almost disappears from that second chapter, only sporadically revived by the interventions of the bonkers Twin Peaks family that owns the business. This family reeks of in-breeding and other smelly secrets. As it is, they and their frankly surrealist Streetfighter goons save the second part of the movie.The 3rd part sees the final girl trying to convince the town's sheriff that bloody dealings happen in the smalltown's factory. This part buries the nail in the movies' coffin, as it requires the most emoting from the incapable cast, a task naturally failed by most.All in all, the script and an inspired direction, as well as a few really kooky moments (including the end credits), salvage this low-budget take on the American Gothic from instant disposability.
Matt Kracht
...and, yet, so stunningly bad that I was riveted. I simply HAD to watch the whole movie, to see how bad it could get. As time went on, the pacing improved a bit, a few of the actors managed to deliver their lines without sounding like robots, and some of the special effects impressed me, given the apparent micro-budget that they were dealing with. A few times I caught myself thinking, "Hey, this isn't so bad, actually...", and then someone would go back to using his/her robot voice, devoid of all inflection or emotion, or the dialogue would devolve into insipid clichés. Even so, I could tell that they were acting their little hearts out, and I guess their enthusiasm eventually won me over, because, at the start, I was dead-set on giving this movie a single star. Now, three stars may not be much, but for something this bad, it's actually quite generous. The music, while being rather derivative, was still derivative of bands that I like, so there was also that going for it. Finally, I'd like to say that the music video played during the credits was actually kind of catchy. If nothing else, it's worth it to watch this ridiculously bad movie, so you can listen to that dopey song and laugh at how cheesy it is.If you're looking for a serious movie about a serious topic, starring serious actors... hahaha. I pity you. But if you're into Troma movies, you might find some aspects of this atrocious movie to be unintentionally funny enough to enjoy. In fact, I could totally see some of the people eventually having an illustrious career at Troma some day, once they graduate from film school. Now there's a scary thought...
rtc4023
worst movie ever made,worst acting,hands down,seriously this is the most atrocious movie I've ever seen,a absolute disgrace and I've seen some cheesy movies in my time.its a fact that some of the high scoring reviews on IMDb are so false and as wooden as every character involved in this movie.everybody involved with the making of this movie,please spare us the pain of ever even thinking about getting involved in the making of another movie.i will say it once more because it needs to be said,the acting in this movie was so abysmal it was truly painful to watch.I'm not even gonna waste my time in explaining what this movie was about because i haven,t got a clue and it doesn,t,t deserve even a second of my time, a corpse could of done a better job.even a prisoner on death row given the choice in watching this movie or getting put to death would hands down without even blinking choose the option of being put to death.what is the movie industry coming to,
fallenangel70
I had to review this and warn others this has got to be the worst movie ever made. these are fake reviews on here praising it i don't even know how this got made. I have never ever in my life and i have watched all kinds of horror movies seen anything like this it was beyond terrible. Everything was fake looking with this movie. The acting was horrible and the plot was stupid, whoever came up with this idea needs to get in another line of work. the acting was so unbelievable if anyone does decide to watch it even though they been warned will see in the first 5 minutes how bad this is don't take long to realize it. probably the worst film ever made cant believe it out for people to see this garbage