RavenGlamDVDCollector
It has come to my attention that I am not in the habit of writing helpful reviews, and that most of my contributions are just boring rants regarding DVD unavailability. Well, here goes, people, a helpful review. Do not buy this movie. If you wanna buy or rent sexy stuff, buy or rent a genuine porno. As a movie, this one has no street cred, it is mostly unfunny, and the style is lamer than lame. As a soft-core porno, it has no street cred either. As a surgically- enhanced bare boob extravaganza for morons it might score slightly better, but then again, that market has its connoisseurs who'd give this a thumbs-down as well. That Antonia girl looks like she doesn't wanna play along, and only cute Lorissa is worth a second look, well, a third and a fourth too. But even with her obvious charms dangling there, this movie is a No No Never. Not so much a turkey as a days-old dead turkey.Okay, IMDb fans, put that one in your pipe and smoke it. An actual standard helpful review from RavenGlamDVDCollector. Now don't come and tell me nobody found it useful, cause what I wrote here could save you a few dollars and steer you towards BARELY LEGAL or something divinely naughty like that. Thank me tonight as something really pretty with natural, fresh-out-of-school curves dances on your screen.But don't fall for bad B-movie dreck like this. Although Lorissa is worth a fifth and sixth look as well...:)Might I suggest that the director be shot, after having licked off one of those obviously dirty sex toys?ADDENDUM ADDENDUM ADDENDUMIt is the next day. I googled Lorissa McComas as was shocked to find out she is deceased, outraged to learn that she was obviously murdered, and I'm positively livid by the fact that the case was ruled as suicide, while all the evidence, and there is a damning list, points to an abusive gun-toting husband, scum of the lowest order, who had been slinging that shot-gun around the night before and that very morning. Please, people, add your vote to the petition to re-open this case. I am now looking at this movie in a very, very different way. I would just like to add that I think Lorissa could only have been a very nice, very fun person. The charges brought against her in her youth because of a dollar-note stuffed into her above-the-knee garter belt was the first misrepresentation of justice in her tragically short life. I call on the American Justice Department to rectify these mistakes. Find that missing bastard who is still on the run, but making a bundle out of selling Lorissa's pictures on the Net. My apologies to the memory of Lorissa if anything in yesterday's review was said in too light a vein. I knew nothing of these tragic circumstances.
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