jdavsec
Alright, this movie is just downright awful. In no way am I congratulating any work put into this atrocity. Yet it still made me laugh because of how terrible it was. First off the characters...all stupid or ignorant in their own way just struck me as hilarious. Even in really cheesy/bad horror flicks there's always one sort of "voice of reason" with a small amount of intelligence...not in this film! That is part of what makes this comedy (in my opinion) at least silver tier. Ultimately there are a few parts of this film that are still stuck in my head and make me laugh, but that doesn't make it any better.
Izzy Kay
This movie was one of the most horrible I have ever seen or heard of. It tries to act like a "so bad it's good", but it's really "so bad it's horrible". The jokes and puns aren't funny, some even offensive (they reference the Jonbenet Ramsay case TWICE, while failing to be funny both times). I've heard better puns in Foodfight. The characters also act like complete idiots to the point where you just want to slap some sense into them. The turkey is clearly a puppet, and not a convincing one. It felt like it would take forever to end. The acting is also incredibly wooden. Not recommended.
Susan Atkins
If you're a fan of other cultish movies and if you dig absolutely terrible/hilarious horror films, you need to watch this. I don't actually think i've laughed so hard at a movie in a long, long time. The soundtrack of this movie is good enough on it's own, but when you combine it with unnecessary nudity, horrible actors, a ridiculous/amazing plot line and of course a bit of toilet humour, it's difficult to hate it at all.The only downfall to this movie was the fact that it was only 70 minutes long, you kinda' find yourself panicking as it gets to the end because it feels too soon.The only people who would hate this movie are the ones who actually take it too seriously, do not, for the love of God take it seriously or you're gonna have a bad time.So, if you're ready to watch a demonic axe-wielding turkey hunt people down while using the best puns and one liners, this has to be watched.Gobble gobble motherf--kers!
blazer942
This Thanksgiving, I had made a joke to my friends that one could use a frozen turkey to kill someone, and used the punchline "Gobble gobble, motherf***er." When I saw that this movie had already been made, corny tagline and all, I was disappointed in myself for not thinking of it sooner. Disappointment and all, I decided to give ThanksKilling a shot.First off, one thing has to be made clear: ThanksKilling is not meant to be taken seriously. In no way is this a "serious" horror flick. It's about as tongue-in-cheek as it gets. Highlights for me included some of the gruesome kills, such as Turkie pecking through one guy's (I can't remember the name right now) chest, turning to face the man, and saying the memorable, if not cheesy, tagline, "Gobble gobble, motherf***er!"Low points are moot points here, as again, it's meant to be over-the- top. My biggest complaint was with the face-wearing scene, where Turkie wear's the sheriff's face as a mask. The kids fall for it, and believe that Turkie is in fact the sheriff. Even as ridiculous as this movie is, I have to question why the director decided on that angle.This bird is a little overcooked, which I suppose it is intended to be. If you're looking for a laugh around Thanksgiving, give this one a shot.