mergatroid-1 This is a bad bad bad movie. The script really sux. The acting is sub par even from Harvey Keitel.The movie tries to be funny with this green knight who is a blatant rip-off of the knight guarding the bridge in the Holy Grail. I kept expecting him to get all his limbs cut off, but all he does is go take a pee.The story could have made for a fair movie, but the acting stunk so bad you wouldn't be able to hold your breath long enough. Especially bad acting from the princess. Peeu Another running gag in the movie is that every time the princess is kidnapped or disappears the king tells the whole village to dye their cloths black, but when she's found they are all ordered to dye their cloths bright colours. This happens two or three times and I guess the producers thought it was funny, but it was so poorly executed that I didn't even smile at it.This is definitely a good movie to skip if you see it. Run the opposite direction as fast as you can.

disdressed12 (The title of this movie translates to Star Knight in English)man.i'm not sure what i just witnessed.i know there is some comedy,but it isn't the good kind.i think it was intended to be funny,but it fell flat,in my eyes.there is also some bad acting.although to be fair,the dialogue was translated from Spanish to English,so maybe a lot got lost in the translation and the actors had a hard time being in sync with the dubbed dialogue.anyway,Harvey Keitel is in this,but he looks kinda embarrassed.but maybe i'm just imagining it.this is supposed to be a romance,adventure sci-fi,but it sure is boring.i found the plot ridiculous,to put it mildly.my head hurt from watching it.in my opinion,if you wanted to watch this movie,i think your best bet would be to catch it on TV.that way,you won't be out any money.i got this movie really cheap,and i still feel cheated.i think i've gotten the required ten lines of text in,so i'll end by saying that for me,Star Knight is 1/10

Vomitron_G I was really looking forward to seeing Klaus Kinski and Harvey Keitel in this medieval tale of sci-fi and fantasy. But boy, was this movie bad! Kinski's voice was dubbed and he smiles all the time, looking way to happy for his role as the medieval scientist. And poor Harvey Keitel... At the time of shooting this movie, he must have still been recovering from all the LSD he dropped during the 70's or something, because you can see he has absolutely no idea what he was doing on the set. His character is named Klever, a not too intelligent knight who is in love with princess Alba. It's often Klever who provides the totally misplaced and stupid comedy elements of this movie. But I did find it funny to see Keitel speak Shakespearian dialogues with his Brooklyn accent. Pretty ridiculous. You should see him thanking God when he finds out how the space-armour works. And see him fall asleep while standing guard. Priceless! Other attempts at comedy were provided by the Green Knight Who Guards The Bridge And Spits When He Talks (actually, that spitting-part was unintentional and you only see him do it near the end of the movie, but it WAS funny). That Green Knight character, by the way, was directly lifted from MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL (1975).But STAR KNIGHT isn't really a comedy (although it's so bad, you WILL laugh). It's a medieval sci-fi-tale. There's a spaceship flying around a small village. The inhabitants mistakingly see it as a flying dragon. That's plausible. The alien in it, is a human (from another planet? From the future? Who knows?). Klever, who's not so clever, thinks the astronaut's space-suit is his armour. Plausible too. But the rest of the movie isn't. The alien visitor, named IX, is there to study earth, but falls in love with Alba. He communicates through telepathy (which seems to make a stupid, high-pitched noise), but only Alba can hear him (that, or he only speaks to her). Since IX and Klever are both in love with Alba, they have to do battle with each other. When Klever stands outside the spaceship screaming he demands a duel, Alba is inside the ship telling IX things like "If you really love me, you will fight for me...", knowing that it might get him killed. That b!tch! Anyway, the duel is over before it really starts. So this movie is just stupid and pointless. The conclusion is just plain idiotic.But you will laugh with it and fans of Harvey Keitel and Klaus Kinski should see this (and then wonder what the hell they were doing in this picture). The special effects of the space-ship aren't too bad, but there's so much light coming out of the thing that you can't tell what shape it is. The movie-makers clearly had no idea what kind of movie they were making, nor were it all was going to lead to. So it results in ridiculous nonsense. Amusing, but stupid and bad.

davidaulph If you are a fan of Klaus Kinski as I am then you must own this movie. Watch it once, check it off your list, then never watch it again. What a waste of celluloid, time, and effort. Quite simply this is an enormously huge waste of time. Think of all of the hungry children the budget of this film could have fed.......