Woodyanders Socially awkward nerdess Patricia Porker (the adorable Misty Mundae at her most sweet, fetching, and appealing) gets bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes Spiderbabe, a crime-fighting super-heroine who mixes it up with various baddies when she isn't making out with assorted lucky guys and gals. Director Johnny Crash, working from a witty script by Terry West and John Paul Fedele, relates the zany plot at a constant brisk pace, maintains an engaging tongue-in-cheek tone throughout, and pitches the uproarious off-the-wall humor at a hysterically broad level (gut-busting highlights include Patricia shooting webs from her crotch and a wild wrestling match that degenerates into a scorching hot lesbian free-for-all). Naturally, there's oodles of delicious bare female flesh and plenty of sizzling soft-core sex (mostly girl-girl stuff, although Misty does get it on with a man for once!). Moreover, it's acted with zest by an enthusiastic cast: Misty excels in one of her finest starring roles, Julian Wells has a field day as ruthless and unhinged schizophrenic villainess Lucinda Knox, who transforms into wicked supreme heavy Femtilian (and sports a gloriously ripe British accent), the luscious Darian Caine does well as Patricia's perky best gal pal Lisa Knoxx, plus there are nifty contributions from Adam Cox as likable hunk Mark Jeremy, Christine Domaniecki as the kooky and chipper Aunt Maybe, Peter Quarry as gross slob Uncle Flem, Michael R. Thomas as the bumbling Dr. Dowell, and Suzi Lorraine as Lucinda's enticing overpaid eye candy assistant Sally. Popping up in cool bits are Shelby Taylor as fierce wrestler Queen Bee and Ruby LaRocca as a young lady Spiderbabe saves from a gang of vicious clowns in a back alley. The clumsily staged fight set pieces and lovably hokey use of low-rent green screen further enhance this movie's considerable campy charm. M.A. Morales' sharp cinematography gives the picture a pleasing bright look. The sprightly score hits the spirited wacky spot. An absolute hoot.

Michael_Elliott Spiderbabe (2003) * 1/2 (out of 4) Softcore take-off on Spiderman has Misty Mundae playing Patricia Porker, a social outcast who is bitten by a radioactive spider, which turns her into a crime fighter as well as lesbian lover. These low-budget softcore movies are usually good for a quick laugh and some cheap sex scenes and this here is really no different. Whereas Sam Raimi's films relied on special effects, this one here just needs constant lesbian scenes and the only effect is that our crime fighter can shoot spider webs from between her legs. For the most part this is a pretty silly movie that features some awful direction that really never adds any energy or excitement. I think the biggest problem with the film is that there's simply no good pacing and even though it runs just 88-miutes it feels twice as long. The story itself is a pretty silly one and the dialogue is horrible but you really can't blame the screenplay too much since it's obvious that the most important thing were the sex scenes. The sex scenes happen at least every three or four minutes and for the most part they are lesbians scenes. The only decent thing in the movie are a few of the sexual fantasies that our hero has while she's still playing the outcast. The sex scenes are clearly the best thing here with the standout being the one between Misty and Darian Caine who plays her best friend. SPIDERBABE is certainly going to mainly appeal to fans of Mundae but others might get a few cheap thrills out of its campy nature.

nuwildcatfan The porn was terrible, the acting even worse. Don't waste your time on this crap.Perhaps it was the editing, but the fight scenes were terribly done, and I wasn't even trying to take this seriously. Even the girl on girl stuff seemed to be going through the motions.I watched for an hour hoping it would get better. It never did. That said, Misty Mundae does have a pretty nice bod. So this movie at least has that going for it. Hopefully her other movies are a little less terrible, and are a little more tolerable.Keep in mind, I didn't see the entire movie, so maybe it got better. I doubt it, though. Couldn't stomach watching any more of it.

julian kennedy Spiderbabe: 7/10: It is important to note I am comparing Spiderbabe to other films in the naked lesbian chicks that guys like to watch genre. I am not comparing it to other big budget superhero movies (though it is better than Daredevil or Catwoman) or movie parodies (nice to see one without Leslie Nielson though), nope strictly the soft-core lesbian porn for guys genre. In that category Spiderbabe is certainly well above average. While not as good as say Lord of the G-strings or Embrace of the Vampire it marks a vast improvement over two recent Misty Mundae films, the equally atrocious Lust for Dracula and New York Wildcats. Unlike those two films you won't be fast-forwarding through the plot. Come to think of it unlike those two films you won't be fast-forwarding throughout the sex scenes either. Spiderbabe doesn't suffer from the "good lord put your clothes back on honey" third tier actresses that often appear in these films. All the girls here are quite attractive. Yet strangely, since the lesbian sex scenes are not the most inventive ever created and there is no real erotic tension between the characters, it is the filler that stands out the most.Spiderbabe is a surprisingly expansive point-to-point deconstruction of the first Spiderman movie. Everything from the tryout as a wrestler to the battle with the Green Goblin is given an erotic twist. And you'll never guess from where Spiderbabe shoots her web (hint it isn't her wrists). While not as funny as G-Strings or erotic as Embrace, Spiderbabe deftly mixes lesbian sex scenes and spot on parody into an entertaining romp. If you like your lesbian porn with humor or for that matter your humor with attractive naked chicks Spiderbabe is for you. And lets all hope no one does an erotic remake of the Hulk shall we.