movieman_kev
A quartet of friends with low IQ and high flatulence go to one of their uncle's house. Upon arriving they make themselves at home at his house until someone or something starts to kill them off. Hint it rhymes with lamp pire. I'm all for giving zero-budget filmmaking a chance, but the flatulence juvenile humor isn't the only thing that stinks to high heaven with this one. And when a film comes that has nudity as unappealing as this one does, that takes some talent.Eye Candy: Megan (Robin Brown) and Heather (Melissa Montifield) both get fully nude; Lisa (Lia Montilongo) gets topless
smiley-32
I bought this film not too long ago. I thought yeah! It's gonna be a good movie. Low budget horrorfest? Yeah, right! It turns out to be a load of crap! A bunch of actors which I've never even heard of, stars in this low budget pappy show of a gorefest!What was also so bad was the script. Who on earth wrote that garbage? I felt as if the characters, talking to each other are like a bunch of 10 year olds. It was so sloppy..The only good thing about this movie that all three women in this flick bared all. That's the only good thing about them. The men however, are like a couple of sad muppets! The whole thing about the two didn't really add up.And Uncle Marty? What was that guy all about? OK, he maybe a vampire of some kind. But I had to laugh when he was doing this 'jig' whilst some crappy organ music was going off in the background. I thought 'Yeah! This movie is really gonna suck!'Anyway, at the end I felt.. 'OK! These people may've done a horror flick, but it wasn't in my expectation to this bad!' So I sold the DVD on Ebay. Some bugger bought me it off for a few quid.Thumbs down for this one! It's not worth the paper it's printed on.. 0 out of 10!
rickstero_411
Why isn't this movie at the video store? I had to borrow my friend's copy and then went out and bought my own. The trailer is one of the best I've seen on any movie.But the movie, is frighteningly delicious. I agree, hands down- easily most gorgeous vampires ever. The makeup is subtle but nice when they are vampires. I love the excessive blood gags.Of course I'd be lying if I didn't say the story is overdone, but who cares? It's cool enough and stylistic enough to get past that.I won't give up the plot, but let me say, people are gonna die. Hot vampires are gonna show skin. Great combo.Rent it tonight- er buy it. haha
horrorbabe1
This movie is why I love vampires! Sexy, erotic, beautiful, and mysterious. Plus in the case of "Shower of Blood"- funny- as hell! I really like this movie and hope they follow it up with a larger budget version of part II.What's not to like? Sexy vampires- guys and girls. Some well timed humor and exciting use of special effects. Very cool shot of a vampire pulled out a window and off into the night air. Wow!I wish all vampire movies were as fun. In the meantime, I've got it on DVD so I can watch it whenever I want. And I will, with some of my vampire friends!