tvsweeney-39052
When I heard about the first "Sharknado" I thought, "Not really. That's got to be awful." It was...but in a fascinating, hilariously black comedy way. Now, 3 films later...I'm still watching, and still thinking the same thing.The title says it all. Eliminating the previous ones, this has to be the most ridiculous, absurd, improbable, and funny film currently making the rounds. It doesn't mess around with explanations or prefaces but immediately plunges into a rain of sharks being dropped on the White House just as Fin is receiving the "highest civilian award" from the president (as well as a golden chainsaw), and proceeds from there to destroy the entire Eastern Seaboard, ending in Universal City in Orlando, not exactly a nice thing to do to one of its distributors, but...fun, anyway.There...the entire plot in one sentence.Sharks in tornadoes aside, most of what happens is no doubt improbable if not impossible, but who cares? Set aside your disbelief and revel in watching celebrities (playing themselves) get chomped.
Michael O'Keefe
Syfy Network fans can rejoice; the SHARKNADO franchise continues. Director Anthony C. Ferrante offers another heaping helping of shark! Hero Fin Shepard (Ian Ziering) and wife April (Tara Reid), on a much needed vacation in Florida, are interrupted by unusual dark skies and Oh Hell No; a tornado sucks sharks out of the ocean and drops them by the hundreds. Sharknados have previously left Los Angeles and New York in ruins and I guess the East Coast is due. No weatherman could forecast this; a super Sharknado is dumping chomping sharks from the east coast of Florida to the nation's capital, Washington D.C. Obtuse, absurd, frivolous hilarity in heavy proportions. Fin manages to be where he feels obligated. Humans defending themselves with anything handy as a weapon. This time the activity is cranked up and what is not to enjoy!? Slicing, dicing, chomping and graphic sequences...ridiculous special effects that can't help but have you wanting more. Ryan Newman is impressive as the Shepard's daughter. Just part of the cast of multitudes: Cassie Scerbo, Frankie Muniz, Christopher Judge, Lou Ferrigno, Cindy Margolis, David Hasselhoff, Blair Fowler, Robert Klein and Michael Winslow.
tmaanda
Like always,This review may contain a spoiler.well I was looking for a movie on the internet and I came across sharknado 3.I was like,wow,Sharknado,its must be one hell of a movie.I haven't see Sharknado 1 and 2 just so to say but I have seen movies made by Syfy.So I decided to watch it today,when I started to play it and saw a Syfy logo I was like oh Crap,what did I just download...Anyways...At the start of the movie,a woman killed a shark(or should I say sharknado)with a vacuum cleaner.That's right,a vacuum cleaners.CRAP. The sharks(sharknados?)can fly and they can survive outside water(eyes wide).CRAP. .At the end,he(the main character)killed the big one,so what's next?the sharknado wont come again(or is it not a weather?)I mean can you stop a weather?CRAP. What causes a sharknado?Do the sharks just start to move it circles and the BOOM!a sharknado?CRAP Its a minus -9 here for the aboveWell I liked one thing about this movie...Chris Jericho(You know,the WWE wrestler)He is a good actor,like he always say,he the best at what he does.He should have been the main character.The movie gets a +1 for thisBut yeah,This movie was just a very bad idea.Sharknado is just a crap that bores the crap out of CRAP.Its stupid.Syfy just make movie only for money not to entertain people.its just: 1.Make a crap movie 2.Hype it(the hype,it doesn't even deserve) 3.Sell and make moneyAnd Oh,there's going to be Sharknado 4.Maybe its already out,I don't know and I don't care10-9=1(you know,I can't rate it 0) 1+1=2So this movie gets a 2 out of 10.Please,don't watch it,watch something else(like,2 headed shark.but not 3 headed)
Warren Marris
...and you blew it!Minor spoiler alert ahead! OK! If you are a fan of the original Sharknado, there is virtually NOTHING in this film that is going to surprise you. And thats good!!!These films are deliberately over the top, totally insane, and frankly just a lot of fun!!!So what's not to like???There is a nice twist to the ending which I ADORED!!!There is not really much you can say - You are getting more of the same over the top nonsense that has made this franchise so damn popular... No one watches these movies for a Story - They watch to see how much more over the top they can get - and BOY this one delivers BEAUTIFULLY!BUT - There is a very Serious Complaint!!!!THEY HAD ONE BLOODY JOB!!! AND THEY FAILED TO DELIVER!!!SPOILER ALERT RIGHT NOW - They managed to get JEDWARD to star in the film!!! JEDWARD!!! YOU KNOW WE ALL WANTED IT!!!!BUT NO! THEY LIVED!!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO US???Cameos abound as well... From the late Jackie Collins to so many others... Hell folks, This film is just fun as hell... And I would have rated it a 7 or 8 had they not let JEDWARD live!!!!Totally Mindless like all its predecessors, Switch your brain off and just enjoy the insanity!Point of note - How insane is the movie? Maybe not as insane as yo might think and going to be very naughty now and recommend Film Theory on YouTube as MatPat goes through a very shocking theory - And manages to prove that in the right circumstances, a Sharknado is ACTUALLY VERY PLAUSIBLE!!! Check it out, Well worth a watch... Highly unlikely but the facts remain it IS actually possible!