Shark Exorcist

2015 "Satan Has Jaws"
Shark Exorcist
1.3| 1h10m| en| More Info
Released: 14 August 2015 Released
Producted By: Stratosphere Entertainment
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A demonic nun unleashes HOLY HELL when she summons the devil to possess a MAN-EATING SHARK!!

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#1sharkexorsistfan!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!! THE WAY THE PLOT JUMPED FROM CHaracter to character was really realistic of real life and the clear acceptance of shark and vomit fetishes was very refreshing. my heart is warmed by this display of progress. So many strong female characters! with boobs! for the camera to zoom in on for uncomfortably long periods of time. Passed the Bechtel test!!!! also certainly the best CGI ever, really top notch, really took the concept of a shark to an interpretive level. as well as the concept of a child. there was that whole scene of a grown woman playing with shark toys on the playground before getting seduced in a dream. this movie also had a strong message about exercise. we watched random, often unimportant characters, walk. for a long time. honestly a third of the movie. they just didn't stop. there was also a very fit girl and the movie really showed how attractive muscular women can be by having a character named "Dad" in the credits take perv pictures of her for absolutely no reason. that plot line went nowhere. I also think this movie provided an interesting view of the Catholic church, showing both a Satan worshiping nun and an exorcist priest. i think its really valuable for people in this era to keep an eye out for wrongdoing in religion. there might always be a shark in the water. even if its a lake. totally the best movie I've ever seen. Donald Farmer is my world.
Kostas K. (Dramawind) This is arguably the greatest movie of at least the last 20 years, if not the greatest of all time. I have never in my life seen any film with such a perfect structure, such outstanding acting and such breathtaking visual effects. This is literally the definition of cinematic masterpiece.With such high level of artistic value, I think I can safely say that Shark Exorcist has even surpassed other filmmaking marvels such as The Room, The Amazing Bulk and Birdemic.I am, however, very angered by the fact that in IMDb's list of the highest rated movies of all time, Shark Exorcist is nowhere to be found. What kind of madness is this?
Leofwine_draca SHARK EXORCIST is another bandwagon-jumping monster flick. It seems B-movie film-makers these days have realised that anything involving a shark sells well, so you get films about robot sharks, giant sharks, ghost sharks, you name it. The premise for this one is quite literally JAWS meets THE EXORCIST, but if you're looking for a genuine B-movie then you've come to the wrong place.This is a homemade movie, and the most expensive thing about the film is the camera - this admittedly looks great in high definition. It's unfortunate, then, that's there's no real film or story here, just a bunch of scenes involving young women wandering around in bikinis and showing off their tanned bodies. The action plot incidents that make up the story occupy about five minutes of screen time tops and the rest is just padding.There's no nudity or gore, so this really does fail as an exploitation movie. The shark scenes involve just a few snippets of CGI which is neither here nor there. Unsurprisingly the acting from the young female cast is dreadful and quite embarrassing for the viewer to sit through. The nadir of the film is when the characters attend a fairground and wander around for ten minutes doing nothing. And once the credits roll you get not one but two tacked-on scenes of more aimless wandering just to pad out the running time. SHARK EXORCIST is a film that makes SHARKNADO look like CITIZEN KANE.
gedanielson A sad film, not for the story, but for the poor saps who thought they would take a chance and watch it. You'd think that after making several films writer director Donald Farmer would have learned something about film making but sadly he has not. Lucky for me I haven't had the opportunity to see any of Donald's other films and I'm hoping to keep it that way. It's a film lacking in so many ways, there's a bad script with dumb story ideas, some so-so actors, poor special effects, unimaginative CGI. We watched it as a group and no one was happy. There was a lot of complaining. It wasn't bad enough to be funny, just annoying. Really annoying. And on top of that he spent $300,000 on it. Where did that money go, it's not on the screen. How the movie scores a 3.9 is easily explained, 13 of the 55 votes are a ten. Nice to know someone has some co-workers. I could only give it a 1, like 32 other voters, especially after the nearly 10 minute end of the movie. That ending has to be seen to be sneered at but don't watch it, just take my word to stay away. Go watch a good movie, one you like, and forget about this mess.