tapio_hietamaki The movie isn't boring, that's for sure. Full of over-the-top action and cheesy evil laugh, Santa's Slay tells a tale of murderous Santa Claus demon (played by wrestler star Bill Goldberg) who was locked underground for a thousand years because he lost a curling match to an angel, but now he's back and he will skewer the Jewish, scorch the strippers, bomb the Christmas carolers and slaughter those who bicker at Christmas dinner.I like some B-movies but mostly horror B-movies and this was aiming for 'funny', not 'scary', so it flew a bit off the mark for me. The special effects were laughable, as was the plot and the acting, so I sure got a lot of laughs out of the movie, but it doesn't really offer rewatchability. Plus, I'm not a wrestling fan.I can appreciate why the movie has its fans but I expect that even the most loyal fan will concede that it's a movie that's not for everybody.

jacobjohntaylor1 This is a awful movie. In this movie Santa Claus is a demon and he goes around on Christmas eve killing people. This movie is awful. Do not see it. I think it is supposed to funny. But is it not. It is sick. And sick is not funny. Stick is just stick. This is one of the worst horror movies ever. The story line is awful. It is just a pile of pooh pooh. This would never have been made. Do not wast your time. Do not wast your money. Do not see this awful movie. It stinks more then pooh pooh. It is the most poopy of the pooh. It is just pooh pooh. Pooh pooh, pooh pooh, pooh pooh, pooh pooh. I can not believe they made this pooh. It is popular pooh. Which is a good thing. Because I hate when pooh pooh like this is popular.

moonmaedyn Okay, I'll admit that I watched this on Christmas Eve...is there a better time to watch it?Chock full of stupid slap-stick and the first scene has about a million celebrities (slight exaggeration). Yeah, it could have been better, but it was better than I expected (and I had really low expectations). Anyway, despite all of the bad reviews, this movie was hilarious. It's exactly what you'd expect of a horror flick with Santa as the main bad dude. Vulgar language, boobs and a most hilarious scene in a stripper joint concerning Hoe Hoe Hoes.If you liked Sean of the Dead, you'll like Santa Slay. If you DIDN'T like Sean of the Dead, well...there's just something wrong with YOU. Don't forget to watch the credits for cut scenes. They had a lot of fun with the buffalo...

haterofcrap This movie was pathetic. I never saw such a bad movie, with a stupid premise. This thing was obviously made for embittered people that hate Christmas holidays, and everything nice. And that's why it sucks. This pathetic piece of trash fails both as comedy and as a horror film. I would rate it with less than zero, because this is what this lame excuse for a film deserves. There wasn't anything good about this.This is the worst movie ever made. What happened with good Christmas movies, like "It's a Wonderful Life"? This movie it's so bad that it seems like it was made by Kevin Smith or the creator of Family Guy. It is a complete waste of time, the premise was stupid and everything about it sucked.