Rise of the Scarecrows

2009
Rise of the Scarecrows
1.7| 1h34m| NR| en| More Info
Released: 05 May 2009 Released
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Officer Brown, a big city cop comes to Adams, Massachusetts to get away from all the crime, but stumbles across a deadly secret. Adams is the sort of town that you can visit but never leave. Officer Brown soon discovers the horrible truth that is THE RISE OF THE SCARECROWS.

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jackfinlayson WOW! WHAT. A. FILM.I couldn't stop watching, the domestic abuse was a bit heavy but the rest of the film was a masterpiece. It reminded me a lot of the room, There was a lot of Tommy Wizeau moments in this film. Officer Brown is a babe, and anyone that disrespects this film is a Fat F**K. All hail the scarecrows!
kirstyld When people say they have seen the worst movie ever made they are exaggerating. Unless of course they mention this film as the worst ever made. It was so awful it was like a train wreck, you want to look away but you just can't. In fact, this movie was hilarious. If the makers intended it to be how it is then well done to them. There was a basic storyline, no acting skills, no script, and well, THAT'S IT! ARRRGGGHHH!!! Haha, seriously, absolutely brilliant. A definite must see, if only for you to be able to say you've seen the worst movie ever made.Now, if only I could find the other movie made by these guys...
jonb-29 This was truly a freaked-out effort. I noted that "Dicky" wrote, directed and acted in it and made sure that the only nude scene was of his "on-screen" wife. Nice one! This movie is worth it just for the gratuitous nude shower scene, Amanda is very photogenic. Aside from that the sheer bulk of the actors is awesome, this is what the real USA looks like. The acting is substandard, in some cases you can tell the director (Dicky) said "Look, just wander around bitching about kids hassling you". The fight scenes are laughable. But the lack of "POW, SMACK, BIFF" somehow work to make this a more realistic movie, maybe. The plot would easily fit on a napkin, OK maybe half a napkin. We took three nights to watch it all but it was worth it. Because now we can say in all honesty, "We have seen the worst movie ever made, and we loved it!"
Jay T Wow would be the first word to come to mind after watching this disaster of a movie. I have seen so many b grade films over the years and have really enjoyed them. I'm a huge supporter to the b genre and love to see young directors trying to make it in the film industry, but this one's just too much. There is not one thing positive to say about Rise of the Scarecrows no matter how hard you rack your brain. Prior to this I considered Full Moon to put out the worst movies ever but have been proved very wrong. At least Full Moon films have some entertaining qualities which could earn a few stars. This one deserves nothing above a zero.The story follows a few of the world's worst actors as they try to uncover the mystery behind a small towns zombie scarecrows. Somehow these scarecrows arise to take the lives of the remaining townspeople, but you'd never know it because they show nothing. The best you'll get is a view from the scarecrows eyes as he hunts someone down while they let out an amazingly fake scream. It's just awful. All you get is a group of terrible actors, a script that must have been written by a chimp, and home video camera quality. At all costs please avoid this film unless you are looking to waste time and money.