MahouKame
Pure drivel! It takes a few stiff drinks and the Satellite of Love to sit through this one. It's a '1' alone and an '8' with Mike Nelson and his robot friends. The historical portrayals are god-awful and inaccurate, the dialogue is purile, and the plot is splattered onto the screen in such a way that to attempt to understand what's going on will only make you cry.
Dan
Reading the reviews for these low-budget movies is almost as hillarious as the commentary on MST3K. I'm amazed how a movie made so recently (1993) could be so horrible in every aspect. The acting was bad, the special effects were terrible, the costumes looked more like something out of Tron than the middle ages. What was the deal with the people in Halloween masks that live in the tree or the villain with moose antlers. Plus the plot made no sense at all. I tried to explain it to my freind and he couldn't stop laughing. At least Mike, Pearl, and the Bots gave it the heckling it deserved. In closing... I'm coooooooommmmmmmmming.
bergren
And that was how I first saw this terrific movie. How actors like David Warner and Richard Kind got into this movie...I just hope they got new agents after this one. Terrible sword and sorcery movie. Just awful. But made wonderful by Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Regret
After 15 minutes of the film, I thought this was gonan be the most horrible POS i'd ever have to watch, I was even tempted to turn off the VCR, but seeing as how I paid a whopping 4 bux to rent it, I decided to watch it anyways. however, after an hour, the plot became so garbled and stupid, I just began to laugh out loud at all the cliches and poor acting and towards the end I could pretty much guess ahead of time what they were gonna say. Later however, I was watching sci fi channel and Mystery Science Theatre had decided to prod fun at it as well, so in conclusion, it's.....well bad yet funny. -Remorse P.S. Cthuhlu Fategn