masonrobledo
I've seen many bad movies one after another, but this, THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST MOVIE EVER!, IT'S OBNOXIOUS, PREDICABLE, NONSENSICAL, DUMB AND ANNOYING CHARACTERS, A CLICHÉD PLOT, ANNOYING SOUNDTRACK, HUMOR THAT IS NOT FUNNY, THINGS FALL OVER ON PEOPLE THINKING THAT IT WILL MAKE KIDS LAUGH, BUT THAT'S GETTING OLD AND LITERALLY EVERY ACTOR IS SO BRAINLESS IN THEIR PERFORMANCES!. Okay, I'll calm down but, this is bad folks, like REALLY bad, I like Pudsey, sure he's talent isn't anything special, but I really like what he can do and he's not awful in this movie, he's just having fun and I'm glad he is, but It doesn't really matter because the film is just the worst thing ever on par with Monster Trucks and Transformers Dark of the Moon. If you want a good family live action movie, watch Paddington, that movie is the opposite of this piece of garbage and It's far better then this, so If you see It at your Tescos, Sainsbarys or Asda, just don't pick It and waste your money, buy Paddington instead, It's worth It.But this, this will be considered as the WORST MOVIE EVER MADE!.This piece of garbage gets a 0.1/10!.
JiMuR
i don't remember calling a film the worst I've ever seen before this, sure i have called films "one of the worst ever" but never "THE worst ever", i may have called the Walking With Dinosaurs film my least favourite film, i ought to re-read what i wrote because i don't really remember, but i swear to whatever mystical force governs this universe, whether it be God, Allah, Buddha etc that this is with our a doubt the worst film I've ever seen in my entire life.i hate it when i hate a movie, because every movie is meant to be loved, disliking a film is never a good thing, i never want to hate something, i never go into a film hoping it sucks just so i can say it did like most idiots out there, but good heaven's, this defies all logic, reason and morality. this film cannot even be called a film, it's disturbing, sickening, eye gouging, stomach turning, suicide inducing and maybe even completely evil.let's get into some detail.think of every aspect that goes into movie making or film itself, this film got none of them right, i usually hate it when people say a film failed on every level because they're just exaggerating but this literally did fail on every level, it got it all wrong, acting, visuals, CGI, editing, humour, direction, production values, story, characters, cinematography, logic, reason, soul and justification.this film has absolutely no reason to exist, it reeks of the words "cash grab", this dog Pudsey won Britain's Got Talent and became famous, now Simon Cowell thinks they can reel in some more money by giving him his own movie, i know this because the story is extremely clunky and feels as though they were making it up as they went along. the acting, my God, is the absolute worst I've ever seen, the delivery is beyond atrocious, there is no talent, no emotion, no effort and just to give you an idea of how bad it is without you having to go watch the thing just to see for yourself, it makes the acting in The Last Airbender look Oscar worthy, I'm not exaggerating, i swear on my ability to breath, it's the truth.the camera work and visuals are excruciatingly hideous and ugly to to look at, it isn't poorly framed or anything like that, but there's just something about it that made me feel rather queasy. when animals speak to each other, their lips move, and not only is it the dumbest most idiotic imagery ever put in a movie but the CGI lip syncing makes the moving baby mouths in baby geniuses not look all that bad, that's what this film does, it takes something horrible from another bad film and makes it look good by doing the same thing unnervingly worse.the characters are either clichéd or painfully cartoony, the only way someone would find the jokes funny is if they were 3 years old, the serious moments made me want to gag, the dog's dancing becomes less impressive as the film drags on, not that it was all that impressive when he did it on Britain's Got Talent either, it's dumb, childish, painful, i've never wanted to walk out of a film more than this one, looking back i probably should have. everything you can think of was horrible, it makes other bad movies look good, there's nothing redeeming about it and i hope it burns in the fires of hell.if i have poked your interest, then you should actually go see it because there have been times where I've read a review that begged the reader not to see the movie and it just got me curious, and i feel that, no matter how much detail you go into when describing how bad a film is, no one will really know unless they see for themselves, so if you're curious, go ahead.and finally, i just want everyone to know, if someone says they like it, I am OK with that, i'm one of the few people who remember that film is subjective and everyone's entitled to their opinion, i will not do what other IMDb users have done in the past, which is insult and demoralise everyone who has a different opinion to theirs, i myself have been sadistically insulted because i like Man Of Steel by conceited self righteous bullies who think they''re right and everyone else is wrong, i hate people like that, and so i will never become one, if you like it, i'm not going to complain.
