Animus So what can you do with 5 women who are willing to do very bad lesbian pseudo-porn, a dozen guys and all the leftover ape masks from the local halloween shop? Make this movie. Its bad, its supposed to be bad, but wow is this bad. If it weren't for Misty Mundae playing a girl stuck in a bad film, i might have simply turned it off, but she's actually funny and worth watching, (most of the rest of the film isnt).

jackstone A reminder of old drive-in fare we would watch and die laughing. It's really worth seeing, everyone needs something funny at the bottom of the heap. Roger Cormanish except for the sex and the pink ape outfit. Good for guys to see with a couple sixes of Sam Adams.

Son_of_Mansfield There are nearly no good technical aspects of this film with the possible exception of the first half of the beginning titles sequence and some occasional bits of good music. This will not bother most of the people that watch this movie. I came for nudity. You will find it here. I wanted silly humor. It will be there. I craved Misty Mundae, the woman without clothes, or as she is referred to in this film, White Thighs. Also, Darian Caine, Anoushka, Sharon Engert, and Shelby Taylor join Misty. The scenes with Anoushka and Sharon Engert are some of the most horrific I have ever seen, two giant piles of silicone rubbing each other, not how I want my kicks. Shelby Taylor has a full voice and attractive face, she would have been more fun to watch without implants as well. Misty may be small and pale, but I will take this pale rider over every playboy playmate any day of the week. Together they are in a flick with little replay value, so enjoy it the first time. The remake of Planet of the Apes is jabbed at, although it was itself enough of a joke that the jest is unnecessary.

filmfan2 Ran across this on Showtime. yes,that Showtime! The one with "Queer as Folk" and its lone lesbian couple,Mel & Lindsay.I can't see them renting THIS on a saturday night.Not unless someone has rented the last copy of "Desert Hearts".The "plot" concerns three butt ugly lesbian astronauts(do NOT make me repeat that!)who crash on an ape-infested planet. one of which is a stereotypically pink one named Dr. Queera!(the movie's one big laugh,actually)If constant lesbian sex,bad dancing and acting and even worse RAPPING are your thing,grab a big,BIG bottle of wine and enjoy the carnage...you'll hate yourself later!