bobh99 All rather predictable and except towards the end, rather lacks tension. You could make yourself a cup of tea visit the loo during the first half hour and not really miss much. It is really an Alien clone with rubber snakes from a 1970's Doctor Who set. They seemed to be really easy to kill or run away from unless they came up from behind unexpectedly, and the camera stayed on them long enough for the viewer to see that they were poor fakes. It is rather confusing in places and as mentioned elsewhere, time seems to slow down right at the end. I could not see the point of having a character fall 30 feet onto a solid and obviously die, only to be resurrected and killed off again in the next scene. The minimal gore is restricted to the last few minutes of the film. O.K. to watch with a beer and popcorn but not scary enough to be good or bad enough to be funny.

Lari-Fari Every now and then a buddy of mine and myself sit down with your usual set of junk food and watch a new piece of art from our favourite genre: mutant animal movies. Ahhh, mutant animals (read: bad cgi) hunting down a team of experts (some airheads) through a deserted, dark building (cheap studio sets)! You don't have much expectations with a premise like this. Normally, you'll get some splatter effects, gratuitous nudity and it really doesn't matter if you leave the TV for a minute to make room for more Pepsi. Mutant animal movies are stupid and fun to watch.Parasite is not.The film is about a deserted (of course) oil rig, that is supposed to be cleaned before sinking via a newly developed, uh... fog or something. Things go wrong, because the experts are a bunch of idiots. They simply IGNORE an official letter from their boss they find, where the exact mixing proportions for the cleaning substance are noted, next to a big, fat, biohazard – sign. They find the letter, they read it, and then put it away. Now, this IS stupid, and it has just begun. That biohazard stuff infects a worm or snake or whatever (couldn't tell due to bad cgi), which of course gets quiet big and start killing people, not only the team but also a bunch of environment protecting terrorists, who have no function in the story other than being snake/worm food.So far, so good (and I really don't care that it's cheap and stupid), but this movie is just lame. After the first five minutes of shaky DV camcorder footage, nothing, absolutely nothing happens for at least half an hour (and not much more afterward). It's all dialog that won't add to the story or the atmosphere or the characters or whatever. For a low budget film like Parasite, this is fatal, because without an evolving story that drags your attention (or at least some funny lines/gratuitous nudity/blood), the film gives you time to recognize its countless other flaws.Either the director had some ingenious plan that didn't work out in the editing room, or he just didn't care. They use close ups nearly all the time, leaving you confused of where everybody is and what the heck they're doing there. Almost as to compensate this, there are some exterior shots (cgi) edited into the movie every now and then, without system, obviously just to remember us of the fact that this takes place on an oil rig (frankly, you couldn't tell from the sets, which look much like my grandma's cellar).As I mentioned before, I really don't care if a monster movie's premise is stupid or if there are no production values – but I'm getting really annoyed if it isn't even mildly entertaining. For something entertaining you have to have a solid screenplay and/or a talented director, and Parasite loses at both tables. The film is full of scenes you might have seen in similar movies (so at least it fulfills some genre standards), but here those scenes are indiscriminately thrown into a mixer. The outcome is chaotic. Nothing you'll ever see has a dramatic function, no actions our "heroes" take make any sense at all, because there is no story. The whole film is nothing but a plot hole bigger than my butt.Put all those flaws together and you get 96 minutes of confusing nonsense that is practically unwatchable. We were neither drunk nor stoned nor tired and, as far as I can tell, we are not stupid, but from some point at about the middle of the film we simply did not understand what was going on anymore.Worst Creature Feature in years. (2/10, just for the fact that it had a mutant worm. Or snake.)

lynxfeld I watched this movie a few hours ago and WHEW!!! It stank! The female lead spends the first 1/3 of the movie yelling at everyone, apparently thinking that if she's louder than everyone else, that makes her the person in charge. One male character has the annoying habit of screaming like a little girl every time someone touches him. As for my spoiler, I'll just say this: after the only two likable characters get offed, you find yourself wishing for the parasite to kill off the rest of the cast as quickly as possible so as to put them out of their misery... and put us out of ours for watching this dog to begin with.Two...thumbs...down...Way down!

s_vede I was expecting the lowest of the low, but it turns out that this movie has several things to recomment about it. Its atmosphere is effectively dark, the cast is adequate, it taps on some timely issues, and the creature in this movie is unique. People who like movies like this, hate it when the film makers muck it up, but these people do the genre justice.