MartinHafer
Ouch! This film co-stars Paris Hilton who has an interesting distinction. She might be the most disliked actress...ever! I noticed that aside from a couple exceptions (such as REPOMAN: THE GENETIC OPERA), the scores on any film she is in are astoundingly low! Here is a brief rundown: in the IMDb Bottom 100 (the lowest rated films), she stars in #16, 26, 40 and 76! In addition, several films didn't make the list because they haven't received the required minimum number of votes or they scored a bit too high for this "hallowed list". With film scores of 1.1, 1.3, 1.6 and 2.0 on films NOT making the Bottom 100, you could safely say that people just don't appreciate Ms. Hilton. You could also safely say that for the the most part, her being in a film is almost a guarantee that it will stink--or at least be rated very, very poorly. I am really surprised with all the money she has that she wouldn't hold off and only appear in more worthy projects...though, it is possible that these projects really ARE worthy of her talents. Plus, while the films are bad, they do give Ms. Hilton lots of attention. While I have no interest in this pampered princess and would never pay to see one of her films, I did take the opportunity to see NINE LIVES on Hulu, as I actually like watching bad films, as they often give me a good laugh. Sadly, this interest of mine doesn't always work out--some of these bad films are simply dull and tedious. So, is NINE LIVES bad but fun to watch or is it a film best avoided at all costs? Read on if you really care.Hilton plays a rich, spoiled and rather petulant young lady, so you can say she's playing against type (snicker, snicker)! I just kept asking myself why almost all of the nine had British accents but Paris and another did not, but this is a minor complaint. She is the first one killed and you'd think with the public's acceptance of her this might have improved ratings for this film, but it did not. Frankly, she's not terrible in the film--and she' only in it for the first 27 minutes--hardly a starring role despite her getting third billing. And in many ways, the ultra-ultra-low score may just be a case of 'piling on'--in other ways, it's fashionable now to heap scorn on Ms. Hilton.As for the film, it's a scary house film where the visitors are all killed off one by one through the course of the movie--sort of like HALLOWEEN or Friday THE 13TH stuck indoors. This isn't exactly a novel concept and it's not the sort of film I like (for the most part, you've seen one you've seen them all), but I know some teens love this sort of thing. It's not good and quite derivative, but I've seen many worse films. Frankly I don't think it deserved the Bottom 100 and probably only did get it because Ms. Hilton was in the film--which is not entirely fair.
bernie-122
Like so many others, I only watched this to evaluate firsthand Paris Hilton's acting ability or lack thereof. I have seen one other film starring PH and she performed brilliantly, (although the lighting wasn't real good) but she wasn't given much dialog, so it wasn't really a fair test.In Nine Lives, although she had lots of competition, she still managed to pull off easily the most wooden performance of the "production". I use that word loosely, because a production usually implies that there is some sort of coherent plot that isn't too obvious and predictable.Had things been done a little more tongue-in-cheek, this film could have landed solidly in the so-bad-it's-good bin. As it is, it's just pathetically lame. Film-school project. Sorry.
partingtonred
If you like your movies with no plot, a very weak story and acting so poor is it's like being back in drama lessons at school then watch this.None of the characters are enjoyable and you just everybody to be killed off in the first 1/4 of an hour, just to put you out of your misery.Farmers shovel this on the land to make things grow and this film is that shovelling substance.The best thing about this DVD is that it prevents you from getting coffee stains on your living room table.
mw3654
OK, Why did I watch this film? -Simple Paris Hilton. What was it like ?- It was like National lampoons meets Blair witch project- But was funny in places and scary in others. Would I recommend it?- Actually yes i would, Paris was not that bad an actress at all. She does pull off a believable character.The basis of the film is that 9 friends have reunited for a birthday party in the Scottish Highlands. The drink flows and relationships are rekindled, everyone relaxes for the perfect weekend.it starts to snow and soon the group is entirely cut off from the rest of the world. Soon some uninvited guests join the party. Obviously one by one they start to die. Paris lasts about 24 minutes or so. I will not spoil it but only one person survives. I will not tell you who.This film does not have the big stars but it does exactly what it says on the box. I enjoyed the film and would watch again.All in all a good watch.