DVD_Connoisseur Night of the Tentacles (aka Heart Attack) is the second movie I've viewed from Dustin Mills and it's another class slice of modern shoe-string budget horror. Rather than go for the "found footage" or all out shocker, Mills' original movies have a warm-hearted '80s vibe. They're underground, but in a soft and fluffy way (at least, for a short while, Mills is planning to explore darker themes in his movies from 2014 onwards).For me, Dustin Mills is today's Frank Henenlotter. In fact, this movie has a few passing nods to Henenlotter's Basket Case (1982) with its principal antagonist hidden in a small chest for a large proportion of the proceedings. Mills' always leaves me gobsmacked. His scripts are a rare beast; full of terrific lines, genuinely funny moments, pure gold. The written word is beautifully captured on video with solid performances from the cast. Brandon Salkil (Mills' regular actor) is a revelation, a modern Bruce Campbell with sprinklings of Matt Smith.The icing on the bloody cake is the effects, both practical and computer generated. Low budget, yes. Creative, definitely. I give this movie 8 starts. It's a good 'un.

jeremy-funk The Dustin Mills machine is at it again. His first feature, Puppet Monster Massacre, is an exercise in sock puppet hilarity. Night of the Tentacles ups the ante another notch, introducing us to real actors, on real sets, with very little green screen action. The whole show takes place in one apartment, with a few exterior shots that look like Akron, Ohio. I met Dustin and his wife at the HorrorHound weekend in Columbus, and they are great people. What goes on the screen however…Brandon Salkil delivers an outstanding performance as Dave; he alternates between a haunted James Woods and Bruce Campbell's Ash. Tentacles fly, Satan raps. Demon delivery boys ask to fart on Dave while masturbating. Mills cameos as a PBR swilling maintenance man intent on "screwing everything". Jackie McKown as Delilah delivers a 5 minute whiz only to be tentacle-impaled at the end of it. Throw in copious amounts of semen, more masturbation (the only IMDb keyword is "masturbation"), and a monster-in-a-box that sounds like Elmer from Brain Damage. There you go, an homage best categorized as Slime City meets Basket Case with a dollop of Brain Damage thrown in. By no means is this a copy of those films, but a well-constructed, well-lit, well-composed low budget film intent on entertaining.And entertain it does!Some nudity, and a ton of… masturbating. In retrospect, this movie had a lot of self-flagellation going on. Four gallons of blood, mostly CGI, a rapping Satan (brilliant), and a Reservior Dogs suited demon named Belial who delivers lines like "Are you sure you don't want to masturbate? I can break wind on you while you do it. It's fun." Mills, you're nuts, and I love it.Synopsis: Night of the Tentacles is a great companion piece to Brain Damage. Roll in some Frankenhooker, a six-pack of PBR, and your favorite deranged-flick watching buddy and it'll be a great night. Enjoy.

Woodyanders Sadsack loser artist Dave (a solid and likable performance by Brandon Salkil) sells his soul to the devil in order to obtain the new healthy heart he desperately needs to remain alive. However, said heart turns out to be a grotesque tentacled monster in a box with a taste for human flesh. Writer/director Dustin Mills relates the offbeat and imaginative story at a steady pace, milks the wickedly funny sense of inspired black humor for maximum belly laughs (the arguments between David and the monster are simply priceless, plus one annoying female victim gets yanked down a toilet!), takes time to develop main characters that are genuinely engaging, and delivers a pleasing amount of juicy gore and tasty female nudity. Moreover, this picture further benefits from the sheer loopiness of the Lovecraftian premise; Mills fortunately doesn't take said premise seriously and instead wisely plays the whole thing for amusingly absurd dark comedy. It's also acted with zest by a game no-name cast: Salkil makes for a sympathetic protagonist, Nicole Gerity contributes a charming turn as sweet pregnant neighbor Esther, and Jackie McKown bitches it up nicely as the supremely irritating Delilah. The raw sexuality on display provides an extra sizzling kinky edge. Mills' cinematography boasts lots of askew camera angles and funky freeze frames. The tacky CGI effects possess a certain cheesy appeal. Recommended viewing for fans of outré fright fare.

dadatuuexx I gave this "movie" a 1 ,because there was no -0 !. I have sat thru some turds,but this cheese-ball no-pus was RANCID !. So bad in fact,that i graded papers while it ran.Now,don't get me wrong,i do like some bad films,but this one was bad on too many levels.Bad story,bad acting ,REAL bad looking people,and even worse "fx" . The "monster" looked like a toaster/breadbox thing,covered in that sand foam stuff you see on t.v. ads for kids.It looked like maybe some 2 nd graders whipped it up for a class project,while at recess ! I waited for something cool,or some action , to happen.The most horrifying thing to happen was when they showed the lead "actor"s dog taking a dump,and i would imagine it came out better than this turd.Should have been called "Night of the Testicles" ,cause it took some balls to release this fart-blower!.