Foreverisacastironmess Like every one of his bizarre movies that I've yet seen, Chris Seaver directs this monstrosity in the most consistently unfunny and tedious way possible, not fun to watch whatsoever, just seriously aggravating. As bad as his other movies have proved to be, this to me was noticeably one of his slowest and weakest efforts of his I've watched yet and it's without question one of the very worst kinds of independent cheap horror movies and the only thing that really gives this celluloid trash fire an inkling of noteworthiness is that Troma chose to distribute it. The cover alone is a great big lie and is a blatant little bit of false advertising, as we don't get a sexy lady with guns kicking ass in the movie, we get an absolute repulsive woman-girl hyper nerd thing with nauseating chocolate smeared over her mouth the entire time, mugging and howling for all that she's worth and giving a performance that a junior school play would spit on! I have no idea what she's like in real life but as far as her character of Mulva in this rotten-ass flick goes I found Missy Donatuti revolting and she was behaving more like a mentally handicapped person than a nerd! Her ceaseless nasal yammering gave me a splitting headache man!! I think the movie was trying to be something of a schlocky throwback to the Toxic Avenger movies, but the main problem is that it's nothing but a bad dull film that's boring and that feels the need to scream and throw s**t at you like a spastic child to get a reaction, we hear of zombies but never get to really see any, and when they do pop up its easy to see why the filmmakers opted to show them very little as their designs are downright awful. As short as the movie runs it still feels too damn long as Mulva doesn't have a single thing going in its favour outside of a very generic sexy fighter girl DVD cover. I'm sure that they were trying for something but I wasn't picking up on it, it's almost as if they had no money and so instead of doing anything decent decided to just dunk a lot of boring talk-fest scenes on the poor audience with bland and uninteresting characters that try way too hard, non-sexy ones too! Really, really terrible and certainly one of the worst that you're ever likely to see, it's such a stinkaroo! Painful.

dwaltz6969 I remember when I had to first watch this film to review on some website. The cover was very nice. Then I watched the movie and Missy Donatuti ain't no Lilith Stabs. "Wait!" I rationalized to myself. "Maybe she turns into Lilith Stabs when she fights the zombies?" No such luck. But then I watched it a couple more times and was amazed that there are lines (Like the one I used for my title) that just crack me up. I am a big fan of micro budget movies and most people are unprepared to watch them. How can you compare this to anything that Hollywood makes? You can't. It's a genre unto itself and Seavage has made it his own. And for the morons on this comment board: The flick was not made by Troma or Full Moon and you really need to watch the entire flick because there are, indeed, zombies and much zombie ass kicking to boot. Best name for a character ever: Cester McLarge Huge. Freaking genius! So for you Seaver haters out there. Get over yourself and go watch something else. We really don't need you in the Low Budget Pictures neighborhood.

satellitepictures I have seen A LOT of bad movies. I watch them on a regular basis and even some of the really bad ones, I can get through-ones that Mystery Sceince Theater 3000 wouldn't even touch. This is bar none the worst "movie" ever made. I use the term movie loosely in this case because it is more like a group of friends that got together and made a video, but sure enough it has some Troma in it. Even if you like the mindless Troma stuff, this one will make you wince in pain. It IS that bad!! The cover has Lilith Stabs on it (a hot goth/punk type girl of Bad Movie Police fame) in a little outfit with a huge gun. Very misleading. She is NOT in the movie and there are no gun toting babes gunning down zombies. Instead you get to watch an ugly chick with a chocolate stained face annoy the hell out of you with over eccentric bad acting and lisp. The imitation Cosby/Don King character-Bonejack-is something you would laugh at if it were your friend, otherwise it is just lame. The filmmakers felt free to make plenty of inside jokes (the reappearing ice cream poster in tons of shots) without letting the audience in on their little jokes. If this can truly be called a movie versus just a video that some idiots threw together, then yes. This is THE worst movie I have ever seen. It even beats out the Tempe classics such as Humanoids from Atlantis and Robot Ninja. At least with James L Edwards you know what you are getting into. I wonder how many suckers fell for the false advertising on the box cover. Well live and learn the old "You can't judge a book by its cover". Well Mulva didn't kick any zombie ass-but this movie sure kicked mine.

nyygirl62674 This has got to be one of the most horrible movies ever made. It ranks right up there with Godfather Part III. The acting was abysmal, the writing was marginal at best, and the film itself was overall poorly made and maddening to watch. If it were any longer it could be used as a torture device. Do yourselves a favor, DON'T SEE THIS MOVIE, waste 45 minutes of your life on something more meaningful like twiddling your thumbs or twirling around in your office chair on your lunch break. Please don't give these people any more of your hard earned dollars. People who have nothing better to do with their time than make crappy movies and subject the unwitting public to them should be permanently banned from interaction with society.