Milf

2010 "They really do know best!"
Milf
3.7| 1h28m| R| en| More Info
Released: 17 October 2010 Released
Producted By: The Asylum
Country: United States of America
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A group of nerdy college guys who can't seem to connect with girls their own age discover the excitement of hooking up with sexy older women.

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That Guy This movie promised to provide me with some raunchy, over-the-top entertainment. However, it wound up disappointing me in ways that can only be compared to that gut-wrenching disappointment that I endured when I first saw a male person of color naked from the waist down. Similarly, the imagery provided in the form of poor acting from this cast of talentless wanna-bees is burned into my eyelids much like my first sighting of D'Qwon- the tri-legged track-star and beneficiary of white snatch.This movie very obviously tried to be the American Pie for a new crop of young lads. It exceeded only in being one of the few films in recent memory that was more poorly written and more poorly acted than American Pie. Normally seeing a guy collect seed in his eye-hole would bring me to a fit of laughter, but this seed collector even managed to ruin that for me. I have sent a notarized letter to SAG asking that this entire cast be barred from gracing our screens ever again.
johnnyvstar I wanted to like this movie, I mean, who doesn't love a hot cougar? The women were hot and the guys had funny moments. All in all it was OKAY. Definitely worth having on in the background if ya enjoy these kind of low-budget T&A movies. I commend the efforts of the filmmakers more than the execution. The best thing, no doubt is the nudity. GREAT nudity... if that's what tickles your pickle. I think if they woulda had a few better actors, especially for the lead guys, the movie could've been way better. I think the director did a nice job of adding effects and transitions to up the production value and give a nice, fun feel and energy to the film. The thing I think you'll notice the most are the the "comedic scenarios" and how they try to pull off funny scenes like that of the American Pie franchise. It doesn't quite nail it for me, but like I said, I commend the efforts and certainly wouldn't bitch for the last 90 minutes of my life back.
andree387 This has to be one of the worst movies I've seen.. The actors almost made me suicidal. There's not even a story to it! It's just like "Oh, we're so bad with women our age that we need to go out and score middle aged women." Didn't know a college existed of 4 guys and like 3 girls? Anyways, I usually like these kinds of movies but this one was just horrible. Everything about it. The actors, the story etc.. I read these reviews before I watched the movie but I thought I'd give it a chance. Big mistake! I only thought one thing in the movies was funny. Then the rest that were supposed to be could be the humor of a pubescent 12 year old boy.
Girish Gowda My friend recently lent me his DVD collection. It had been a long time since I had watched an adult comedy and I have never watched a movie with the whole premise based on this concept. So I gave this movie a shot with low expectations and as soon as the movie opened, I knew this would be cheesy and crass. But hey, what adult comedy isn't cheesy! So it was a low budget movie. Turns out its just like every other adult movie where the leads sole purpose is to get lucky. I just hoped it would give me some decent laughs.So there is this group of four college nerds, who have probably never been laid in their life (except for Anthony), who discover that its easier to bait sexy older women into having sex with them, rather than having their hopes dashed by girls of their own age. Anthony has a huge crush on his best friend, Brandon's mom and one day he walks in on her when she is naked. To make things right with Brandon, he promises to do anything he asks of him. Brandon, while having his eyes set on another chick his age, also gets into a friends-with-benefits kind of situation with Anthony's mom. He hides this fact from everyone else and the movie tries to make you laugh from the ridiculous acts of these four guys.There are many clichés normally associated to this genre. They could have pulled off a good movie if the writers had any brains. It seemed like it was written by horny teenagers. The women actors are all basically just porn stars out to make a quick buck in their spare time and the movie portrays all older women as sex maniacs who would jump into bed with just about any guy. Never once did this movie actually manage to be entertaining or had a proper story. I didn't enjoy the movie and it made no sense most of the time. I barely laughed, no, just smirked at a few scenes and ended up playing the movie at 1.5x-2x speeds.Anthony's 'acting' and God, his eyes and voice made me want to kill him and burn myself! The two other friends, an English and a Latin guy, at first, came off as blundering idiots, which they are, but as the movie progressed I didn't hate them as much as I thought I would. The only one with any acting ability was Brandon (Jack Cullison) whose character isn't fleshed out (not that I was expecting any kind of good writing) and is wasted in the movie. There is gratuitous nudity and surprisingly, not much crass humor. Even then, the movie is very boring with atrocious writing and acting. If you want to watch sexy older naked women, might I suggest the next level in adult entertainment! It has much better acting and is more enjoyable than this garbage.2/10