Diane Ruth
Gifted director Mary Lambert (Stephen King's Pet Semetary) brought screenwriter Naomi Selfman's delightful script to the screen with fantastic vision and panache. Pairing Tiffany and Debbie Gibson as cat fighting heroes was an absolutely brilliant concept and when these two embark on a mission against rampaging giant pythons and gators, high-jinx ensue. The laugh-out-loud fun never lets up from start to finish in this hilarious caper and it's apparent that everyone involved is having a great time in this farce. The special effects are appropriately awful and the supporting cast simply seems to be enjoying the joke themselves. The always enjoyable A. Martinez is a true comic surprise. While not meant to be taken seriously, this has some pretty intense horror elements but that never overshadows the spirit of outrageous hilarity. A fabulous departure from the usual SyFy/Asylum serious science fiction dramas.
swedzin
Don't you just love when the infamous Asylum production discriminates your brain? It's just intolerable! I know, now you're thinking "then why did you watch that film?", because I want to issue a warning to all people who loves to watch movies, to avoid this at every cost. So, this movie was directed by Mary Lambert who directed "Pet Cemetery" and it's sequel. But, Mary is definitely one of those directors whose career was washed up and so, she joined the Asylum. Now
I don't know
I bet that producers of Asylum are the fans of Debbie Gibson and Tiffany
And they took this failed director and these two failed singers
oh yes, how did they call them? The 80s pop sensations? What sensations? The two of them had only one hit song that sucked big time. And they obviously wanted to show some kind of rivalry between the two "pop sensations", and they did it with the duel on a party, which was one of the funniest things I have ever seen
especially in the film that, like
tends to be somewhat "serious"
That duel was predicted by Bill Hicks, if you ask me
Now, what to say? Directing was horrible, acting was dreadful (all actors in this film
wow
they never ever heard about acting. Tiffany and Debbie were characters that presented a last straw in this crap, two failed "pop sensations" in failed movie career. Are they that dumb, not to notice that the joke was on their expense?), editing, music score, camera work, well
that's asylum
and CGI which is the highlight of badness
no need to talk about this
in this moment, my fingers are shivering and my brain hurts! Avoid this and do something better with your life, fill your bathtub and practice holding your breath for a
two hours. It's far more exciting than watching this turd.
kevinxirau
The Asylum is well-known for making low-budget sci-fi movies, some of which are rip-offs of famous high-budget films. It scored big with it's greatest hit "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" and then the sequel came around. And then we have this piece of crap: Mega Python vs Gatoroid. Now, I have to admit that the idea has good potential, making a movie based on the current turf war that's going on in the Everglades between the native alligators and invasive pythons. With this, I give this movie credit. But they screwed it all up with the rest.Led by the 80s pop star Deborah Gibson, environmental extremists release a bunch of captive pythons into the Everglades and somehow they become the size of anacondas. In retaliation, the other 80s pop star Tiffany feeds local alligators growth hormone-induced meat and soon the reptiles become huge. The war begins as the animals feed on each other and soon both species get even bigger, a recipe for disaster like this movie. Soon they team up against humanity and our heroes must stop them. Whoopedy doo.This film is an epic fail. Terrible dialogue, terrible story, terrible characters. There's barely any fighting between the animals in the first half of the movie and all of a sudden they team up. WHAT!? They're defying the "Versus" part of the title! The only fight that appeals to people is the cat fight between Debbie and Tiffany, which is pretty much the only good part. There's tons of stupid moments, none of which work into this movie's favor like a python flying in the air after it bites into a blimp with the Asylum's logo on it. Even more unbelievable is that they killed off both pop stars with the animals they ironically were trying to protect.This was a mess, but at least it beats "Watchmen" and "The Butterfly Effect". Want some dumb, low-budget monster fun? Go right ahead and see it. Don't say I didn't give you a heads up.
Erich Bennett
Wow so Megapython vs. Gatoriod. All i can say is that its the greatest movie ever LOL. This has it all:-hot scientists who think they know what they're doing but really don't-terrible graphics and dialogue-lots of guns-no plot-weird ass name for title-explosion at the end that solves everything-girl fight in waterand best of all -person hosting something that you know will get everyone kill denies problem or won't listenOh and by the way, Gatoriod sounds a lot like Gatorade. Just pointing that out.However, the main character guy didn't get the girl at the end. Wow very original. Nice one guys. But why didn't he? because he's a nobody? No, because once all the crocodiles and snakes are blown up from the explosion there happens to be just one snake head, yes just the head that eats her and then dies. And this is possible because it is backed up from an earlier scene when one of the scientists says that a snake's head can still survive for a short period of time without it's body. Makes total sense.