zakinbristol I had to give this 1 star even though it doesn't even deserve that much. Keith Lemon must be the most over rated comedy ( I use the term loosely)actor ever. This film is just self indulgent rubbish. Seems he just wanted to have naked women around him including Kelly Brook ( what possessed her to do this film?) The man is just not funny in any way and needs to do something that suits his talents, like stacking shelves in a Supermarket maybe? Apparently not enough lines so I will just type some nonsense. What IMDb wants us to type a minimum number of lines beats me! You can only say so much especially about crap like this film. Mary had a little Lamb.

ArT_of_InSaNiTy IMDb should really introduce a rating of 0 as an option when casting your vote for a film. Because this diabolical abomination warrants it. It really does. It is utterly atrocious and in ways, sums up exactly what is wrong with the "Celebrity" entitlement that so many dreamers crave. That you could act like a complete imbecile and still have your own TV show or film. Could still make money and have your face on the big screen just because you speak with a foul mouth and broadcast an obsession with genitals. Its so sad to think that anyone would laugh at this film. That anyone would enjoy it. It has no class, no comical aspect whatsoever. And all the "celebrities" who crawl out the woodwork to get their faces in this film is shameful. A horror-show of a film; a complete waste of existence.0/10

mattwalsh91 Where do I start, seriously. I love Celebrity Juice and also Lemon Da Vida Loca was quite good, so I really did have high expectation about this film. The trailer looked rubbish anyway but I just seen the film was on Netflix so thought "why not" .. Well, here's why not. I probably only watched about 10 minutes of this complete pile of rubbish. To me it seemed like Leigh Francis and most of the other film crew just got completely mashed on Cocaine, went full-on crazy, hired loads of random celebrities and made a film. Random celebrities throughout, terrible acting, characters from Bo Selecta making random entrances, Random off-point quotes that didn't even fit in to the scene or conversation. I seriously cannot believe how wrong they went with this film. I kind of want to carry on watching to see what happens, but I just cannot bring myself to do it. The amount of bad user ratings really don't surprise me here. Complete rubbish.

Neil Welch Keith Lemon is a bouffanted, spray-tanned medallion man buffoon with delusionally inflated ideas about his own talents, looks, and qualities in general. He is a North of England businessman down in London for an inventor's convention, leaving behind his girlfriend Rosie and friend Dougie in charge. For reasons beyond my ability to explain rationally, he becomes a huge success but, in the process, loses the decent values he once had...Keith Lemon is the latest persona adopted by comedy artist Leigh Francis (following TV success with Bo Selecta and Arvis Merrion, neither of which I could stand, and both of which make cameos in this movie together with a host of minor British celebrities). Lemon is a well-conceived, if broad, character, and well able to sustain a feature film.But let's be up-front here - this film is crass, tasteless, both smutty and rude, obvious, full of bad language, witless sex talk, and almost entirely lacking in moral fibre. It is prurient, infantile, and preposterous. Kelly Brook, game for anything, sends herself up in a performance of teeth clenching embarrassment. The story is idiotic, and anything (and everything) are valid targets for the humour, no matter how politically incorrect (which actually scores it a point as far as I'm concerned).Watching it is a bit like watching a car crash. But in some respects, it is a moderately entertaining car crash. I laughed fairly often (but never felt proud of doing so!).Non-English viewers may well have trouble with some of the accents in this movie, and would benefit from subtitles.