MartinHafer I had no idea who Dylan and Cole Sprouse were and after seeing this film, I was surprised to learn that they had a career in film--both before AND after this terrible movie. They are apparently the boys who star as Zack and Cody from "The Suite Life"--a show for kids that I'd have no particular reason to watch. As I said, this surprised me, as the boys appeared to have absolutely no discernible talent--other than being twins. Here in this film, they had difficulty delivering their lines convincingly, though you really can't blame them--they're just kids who have parents who've pushed them into the limelight. Too bad...I'd much rather see midgets or really immature adults play such roles, as at least they have the ability to say yes or no about a career in films or TV! You just have to feel sorry for kids who are prepackaged and pushed into these lives. As for the film, "Just for Kicks" is kind of what you'd expect...just a bit worse. The writing is very, very broad and wouldn't even make for a by r made for TV kids film on Nickelodeon of the Disney Channel. And, with the Sprouses and Tom Arnold, you can't exactly expect a work of genius...or even adequacy. In fact, the film is so dopey that its current IMDb score is under 2.0. If the film ever receives 1500 or more votes, this would clearly place the film on the Bottom 100 list on IMDb! The film begins with the insufferably cute twins acting insufferably cute. They apparently live to play soccer and their dad (Tom Arnold) encourages them by agreeing to be their coach. However, when he's called away on some national security case (he's supposed to be like a ninja or elite power ranger sort of guy--yeah, right!), their stupid mother is left to coach the team. She stinks, so the boys find a greasy hobo, Rudy, with amazing soccer skills to coach the team (that's exactly what I did when my baseball coach disappeared when I was a kid--and we then went on to win the world championship...really!).And, speaking of the greasy hobo, he and the people in this film are all very silly stereotypes--not realistic by any standard. The mom is totally inept as a coach, the father who is a cop is a drill sergeant who insists his young son MUST be an NFL player, Tom Arnold is a secret agent, the mother's sister is a horny hottie who talks about clothes, the hit-men who don't even bother trying to hide their guns, etc.. None of them seem to have any depth and are cartoony--even by kids' movie standards. As a result of this bad writing and questionable acting, the film is a chore to watch and I assume most kids would also balk at having to sit through this flick. How it even got made in the first place is beyond me.And, speaking of the greasy hobo (Bill Dawes), he is simply terrible in the film. While the Sprouses are bad, they are just little boys. As for Dawes, he does the worse accents in film history and is given the most horrible role to play. You can feel a bit sorry for him as well--the film is practically a career killer--the film is THAT bad. In fact, it's dumb and not particularly interesting--and those are the best things I can say about it.By the way, I am no geneticist, but I have a question that seems reasonable. If these two brats are identical, why does one need glasses and the other does not? I'm just thinking that unless one had some sort of eye injury they'd have the same vision...isn't that true? So I assume the only reason one had glasses was to let the audience know which one is which.

teefus87 i find the Sprouse boys charming even though the acting sometime sub par. anyhow the did just all right in this. the movie was cute but predictable. but the problems i had was with the way the aunt and the way the boys on the team talked. also why did the director not notice Cole was mouthing Dylan's lines thru almost the whole movie. if you are a Sprouse fan or have kids see this other wise i would say no. also if you do have kids be warned that this i almost a pg 13 level movie. i there was a rating called pg 11 this would get it. Overll i did enjoy this it is the kind of movie you watch we you got nothing else to do. some other reviews here act like it the worse movie ever but it is not.

the_moody_youngest This movie was okay. Enjoyable, cheesy humor, and fun. It had extremely bad acting and the Sprouse twins did a lousy job. i watch it if its on TV just to see them make a fool out of themselves.this movie had 2 or 3 good jokes, those not intended for small children. the young twins used words such a jackasses and skid mark undies.overall this movie deserve a 5/10 because i enjoyed the stupidness. if you want to entertain your kids, try out this movies, but i recommend a different soccer flick that is better than this one. it has a few good laughs and a predictable plot.not the best movie.

Maddie glassmire whoever says this movie is stupid then they are blind and death cause if you love the Sprouse twins then you'll love this its funny its full of family packed fun and the cutest twins ever so get the family make food sit sown and you'll be laughing until you die is so funny and it gets you right heart you'll love it so much you'll watch it over and over again its so funny and cute and I could talk about it forever my favorite part is when they win the game but the saddest part is when Dylan gets hit in the face and his glasses break and he is bleeding from his eyes and no one come over to help him I was like what the there is a six years old kid sitting on the ground bleeding from his eyes and no one is helping him but other then that I loved it