Immortally Yours

2009 "A romance that will CHILL you!"
Immortally Yours
2.2| 1h40m| R| en| More Info
Released: 06 January 2009 Released
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A coven of Sexy, modern Day vampires ravage the American Midwest with the thirst for blood, while a romantic twist puts the vampires at odds among themselves and with the murderous Illuminati that seek to gain their immortality.

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nightchrome If there were a 0 stars or "Wish I hadn't seen it" option, I would use it for this film. The acting was atrocious, grade-school assembly presentation levels. The male lead was wooden and one-dimensional. The female lead was over-the-top in everything she did. And the vampires...oh the vampires...just about the most stupid, incompetent, pathetic drama-class rejects ever. Each fight scene consisted of the vamps (dressed in corny black capes) HISSING and posturing menacingly....followed by someone staking one of them....at which they reacted by hissing and posturing some more. Honestly, it was like some sort of pseudo-goth musical at points, with both sides weaving back and forth in groups.
dwarven_tavern OK, first of all, I was in the movie. It was the only movie in which I have ever participated, and after all was said and done, I was incredibly relieved that my scene was cut! I really and truly don't want my name associated with it.The cast was crap, the writing was abysmal and the production was boring an unimaginative to the n-th degree.I've met a lot of "celebrities" and many who actually deserve their celebrity status, who have been decent, well spoken and down to earth individuals for whom I have a tremendous amount of respect. I met nearly the entire crew of this flick and I have never encountered a larger group of pompous, self-absorbed, back patting, pretentious, and arrogant group of people in my entire life. They seemed to feel as though they were real actors and that's how actors are supposed to behave. Nope, sorry. Even the chick that wrote the end theme, one of the worst songs ever written, unless you LIKE burning q-tips driven into your ears, thought she was the reincarnation of John Williams, only he's not dead yet, so he was still in possession of all the talent and lent her NONE.Now for the movie. After the cast and crew were finished congratulating themselves for creating the best movie in history on a purported 600k budget, the movie was taken to this place and that for release and was apparently not picked up by anyone (smart folks out there). This movie was written by Katherine Hawkes, whom I met and seemed cordial enough, but she was flaunting the fact that she has an MA in the Russian language and therefore knew how to write good movies. OK, that's just like saying that I just bought a thousand dollar pair of shoes so I can read in the dark. The two just don't relate to each other. Obviously, since the movie is so utterly and ineffably bad.There was also a lot of tension among the crew that was interesting. No one seemed to like one of the producers, so "SOMEONE" (not me) trashed her hotel room to scare her off, which it did, so she left, and after that, there was a huge and infinitely more interesting drama going on behind the scenes over the movie's web page and other areas. It's a shame that the drama that took place behind the curtain wasn't the actual movie, it would have still been bad, but better than the movie by a light year or two.The vampires, were garbage, both the actors and the characters. They went from spoiled aristocrats in human guise to mindless animals in vampire form, which was funny. Which reminds me, when they had the big "premier", it was at the SUPER SAVER CINEMAS at Forest park mall, and they showed the flick with a digital projector. Just sad. It was a clue that it was going to be a horrible flick when the audience, all of whom were either in the movie or a financial contributors to the movie, were laughing at the serious parts and dead freaking silent through the parts that were supposed to be funny. Just sad.I've seen REALLY good movies made for next to nothing with great story lines, fantastic acting, and magical production values, but this flick couldn't touch any of those movies with a mile-long pole.So, I am of the opinion that all those they asked to act in the film, the wealthy of Hamilton, including councilmen, and the "Hamilton elite" were lining someone's pockets under the ruse of making a movie. The movie was made, but someone got away with the investment money, the talent, the acting, music, and movie quality, because NONE of that could be seen on the screen.
synthjazz I was waiting for this movie with bated breath, as the cast and synopsis were intriguing. All I can say is : Katherine Hawkes, don't give up your day job.Terrible script, abysmal, stilted, acting..........not to mention the costumes. This was set in 'which' century??The 'Illuminati' angle was intriguing...........but, oh boy, do the screenwriters need to do their homework. Even Dan Browne could do better.Don't waste your time on this one, folks. Go and watch 'True Blood', and read the books, to see how a 21stC vampire movie should be made.
chuk99 A film such as this could only come out on DVD. The studio probably realized how bad it was and decided that it would crash and burn if it was released in the theaters.While some of the cast have been in decent films, most of the cast are wooden or sounding like they're reading cue cards. Most of the dialogue sounds amateurish and fake. The plot seems to be a composite of a few story ideas, with the hopes of making something stick (a cop story, a vampire romance, a conspiracy involving the poor man's version of the Illuminati. Unfortunately, none of it works.The main vampire, Alex, is boring, as is his love interest, Estelle. Since they can't act, it's not a big deal. Neither can the cops, or anyone else.Finally, when the closing credits are playing, the theme song, "Immortally Yours", is like ice picks to one's eardrums. Save your money and avoid this turkey.