Ice Scream: The ReMix

2009 "The girls are so hot the ice cream will never stay hard!"
Ice Scream: The ReMix
3.5| 1h15m| en| More Info
Released: 04 August 2009 Released
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Ricky, a perverted ice cream shop owner, wants to boost declining sales by renaming his shop to "Scoopettes", and markets it as an adult ice cream store. This sleepy town's ice cream store has started serving a little more than just your typical flavors, dishing out gobs of Virgin Vanilla and Busty Buttercrunch, but wait - what's that? Eeeeek! There's an eyeball staring up from the Cherry Vanilla! The five girls, whom Ricky calls "The Scoopettes", are so hot the ice cream will never stay hard! But everyone leaves with a smile and much, much more! It becomes apparent that someone doesn't like the success that Ricky is experiencing when one of the Scoopettes is found murdered in the freezer. The killing of the girls continues one at a time and the customers find a little extra in their ice scream!

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TdSmth5 The owner of some ice cream shop decides to make it an "adult" shop by having bikini-clad attendants. What's adult about bikinis I don't know. The ice cream flavors also get sexually suggestive names.So we get to see the girls, there are 5 of them I think, but only 3 main ones, as they serve ice cream in seductive ways to a bunch of sorry customers. We also meet some slow kid who works there as well in the back, and the wife of the owner.Soon enough some killer starts killing the girls and others. A dumb cop shows up with his hot assistant. There's a lot of running around from the shop to the back room. The killer keeps killing and every time the cop shows up to do nothing. Occasionally the deaths are gory. And every time the killer shows up he's accompanied by some loud song. Most are OK metal songs but there are some other lousy songs as well in other genres.This movie is like one those 90s bikini-themed movies that just like strip-joint-themed movies were never particularly good nor titillating. It comes down to the 3 girls then. And they have great bodies, but as usual, the least pretty one is the one that's topless or naked the most. The other two, Bobbi Billard and Gelusa Zaripova are stunning. Gelusa in particular gives her all, smiling and being seductive in every scene she's in. She seems genuinely happy to be in this movie, while Billard doesn't even try to look like she's into it. At some point we learn who the killer is and the reason for the killings. Not that it matters. Unfortunately, the whole bikini thing doesn't lead to a lot of nudity instead the ice cream setting gives them an excuse to cover the girls in jelly, whipped cream, and other toppings.
Uriah43 This has to be one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Essentially, "Ricky" (Richard Van Fleet) is the owner of an ice cream parlor who decides to increase sales by having his female employees dress in skimpy attire and giving raunchy names to all of the flavors on the menu. And although his scheme appears to be working he doesn't count on a serial killer murdering his employees one by one. Anyway, so much for the extremely basic plot. Having said that, I firmly believe that in order for this particular film to be successful it needed at a bare minimum a good script, great actors or some really outstanding special effects. Unfortunately, it had none of these things. As a matter of fact, other than possibly the presence of Akira Lane (as "Mindy") I saw nothing remarkable about this movie at all. Nothing. It wasn't scary, it wasn't suspenseful and it wasn't funny. In short, this was a complete waste of time and I have rated it accordingly.
malevolenteclipse When I saw this title in the horror section of Hastings today I had a chuckle at the DVD box and decided to give it a rent. I am quite familiar with B horror movies but I almost felt this took it a step further. *spoiler alert* when in the first five minutes a buck naked chick gets murdered in the shower by a dude wielding an ice cream cone you know you are in for a ride.Throughout the movie some of the scenes were confusing, *spoiler alert* what kind of room were the murders happening in? a freezer? a dry storage room? I mean there were food items that you definitely would not want frozen on the shelves yet there is a body frozen to the core. I guess these movies don't have to make sense. I was also sad that they killed the hot redhead first.The blatant and sometimes unnecessary use of nudity was the high point of the movie. I was thoroughly confused by *spoiler alert* the death of the Asian woman. While fully naked and struggling for life the killer decides to stop and spray her down with whipped cream and even though shes dying she takes the time to rub it into her breasts. Also no matter how jittery or a loser I was, if 3 gorgeous topless women invited me into the pool my response would not be complaining about the chlorine. The ending also blew my mind.Overall, for a crappy B horror movie I enjoyed it. Its worth a watch just to get a few laughs. Not the best B movie I've seen but as we know in the B horror genre, sometimes the worse the movie the better it is.
manjodude Haha! it served it's purpose alright. The character Ricky who owns the ice cream store in the movie wants it to be of an adult nature, selling ice creams by counter ladies wearing the skimpiest of outfits, and acting very sexy. That they definitely do.The women act dumb, wear bikinis all day and play naughty while serving wide-eyed customers. So far so good. And as per the theme, there are many topless scenes too that get a decent rating(they were no big shakes).But the horror side of the movie was laughable. The killer is seriously dumb(a 3yr old kid can stab better!) and the lady victims even more so. They have no clue when to scream, escape or hit back at the useless killer. OK, so maybe that was a character requirement :) Also, the ending was ridiculous, simply said.Verdict: Served to you cold and very titillating :-)