How to Make Love to a Woman

2010 "A comedy of miscommunication between the sheets."
How to Make Love to a Woman
4.1| 1h31m| R| en| More Info
Released: 13 July 2010 Released
Producted By: I Lied About Everything Picture
Country: United States of America
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When Andy hears his girlfriend Lauren sigh after sex, he panics. But even with the help of his friends, porn stars and tantric experts, he continues to stumble in the bedroom, finally realizing that in order to give Lauren the 'O' word, he first needs to say the 'L' word. Starring Josh Meyers, Krysten Ritter, Ian Somerhalder, Jenna Jameson and Ken Jeong.

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ntsci This film can best be described as a romantic comedy. Its not the greatest film, but its quite funny in places. The plot begins when after having sex, Lauren sighs in disappointment. Andy becomes alarmed that if he isn't satisfying his girlfriend his days with her may be numbered. So begins a quest to find out what he's doing wrong. Sexperts he consults with includes his best friend, porn stars, his colleagues in the music business, lesbians, a medical doctor, his parents, his younger brother, and grand parents... but at no point does he just ask her. Meanwhile she also talks to her friends about the issue, but not to him. Some of the best advice actually comes from his grand mother. The secret of what she really wants is hinted a couple minutes before her initial sigh, but I'll leave that to you to catch the problem. Some of the most amusing scenes involve the use of split screen reminiscent of Annie Hall, where a couple is talking about each other, contradicting each other, and showing very different perspectives on sex. At a number of points they interact with each other across the splits screens.Given the topic under discussion it was somewhat of a surprise to me that the film has no explicit sex scenes or even any frontal nudity. In the sex scenes that are depicted in the film, their bodies are almost entirely covered under the blankets. But because of the topic under discussion -- pursuit of her orgasm -- this is a film for adults only.Its not a great film, but its a lot more amusing then the usual stupidity based humor so rampant in Hollywood today. A good film to watch with your significant other.
Nanja Giesbert-de Haan Okay, I admit.... I was watching this movie because I recently discovered Ian Somerhalder in the Vampire Diaries... And I love this genre, the love and struggling between boy and girl... So when finally Ian appeared, I was like "Woooow those eyes!!!" but and the end of the movie I was like "Wait, why was there no kissing between Ian's character Daniel and the girl Lauren?" He is totally hitting on her and she is like "Wow!!! But I love my boyfriend..." So I was hoping that there was a great scene between them, like kissing and she realizing at the end that she still loves her boyfriend (or not and have a affair with Daniel).... But nothing like that!!! How can you put beautiful Ian Somerhalder in a movie, flirting, but no action???? So now I'm disappointed....
aybikemutluer First of all, I have to admit that I watched the movie for Ian Somerholder. But after watching the movie, I felt like I have to warn the lucky people who didn't watch this yet. The plot is interesting in itself, before it was made this movie actually. For starters, Krysten Ritter is really boring. And when I say boring, I mean it. You never see the emotions. All the ups and downs the character goes through, nothing. Second, Josh Meyers. Again, no acting at all. The only good acting, in my opinion comes from Eugene Byrd and Ian Somerholder, but to admit I am biased about Somerholder, and Byrd was not extraordinary, he was just the stereotype (at least at the beginning) And since I wasted a good amount of time watching this movie and watched Ian Somerholder for about 5 min. I am very very disappointed.
xrdrum I just watched this movie and I enjoyed it thoroughly-- that is not to say that the movie in itself was particularly good, though.There seemed to be quite a few contradictions throughout the movie; why the main character got angry with his fiancé at the restaurant in the end is beyond me. After having some crazy idea of getting her back, he just goes in and yells at her.Also, what's with everyone's mixed reviews on who he's dating? His friend Nora didn't like the woman, but that was barely addressed. The black guy didn't find marriage to be his style, and everyone throughout the entire movie was telling the main character that he'd changed for the woman.This movie could have been a hell of a lot better given better acting and cinematography and a slight tweak in story. The name of the movie makes it seem like it would be completely vulgar and comedic, but in reality it's just a romantic comedy. It's not exactly a horrible movie, it's just a very shallow one. I watched it at 6 AM and enjoyed it.P.S: I did like the incorporation of the different bands throughout the movie-- I thought they were presented in an artistic way, almost. Although, I have to say that my favorite part of the movie was probably the intro. It was really cool.