BA_Harrison
After the surprisingly entertaining Do or Die, Andy Sidaris slips back into mediocre mode for Hard Hunted, an unspectacular espionage/action tale that see his sexy federal agents from the Hawaiian paradise of Molokai tasked with recovering a nuclear weapons trigger hidden inside a small jade statuette.There's a bit more to the plot than that, but let's be honest... you didn't come here to find out about the intricacies of the storyline, did you? What you want to know is if film delivers when it comes to cheesy action, big-breasted babes in skimpy outfits brandishing guns, and soft-core sex scenes.The answer is that there is certainly lots of T&A on show, with series regulars Dona Speir, Roberta Vasquez, and Cynthia Brimhall all stopping for a spot of nookie amidst the gunfire and chases, but the action scenes are, for the most part, rather disappointing, with only Al Leong in his rocket-launching gyro-copter (which makes some seriously strange noises as it flies) providing the kind of dumb fun we've come to expect from a Sidaris movie.4.5 out of 10, rounded up to 5 for IMDb.
unbrokenmetal
Besides the landscapes and women, Sidaris' cinema is always a cinema of fast movement, too. Hardly surprising, since he won many prizes for TV sports reports before he specialized in armed babes! This time the best speedy scene is with a helicopter chasing a car. One agent is killed for a mysterious jade Buddha, but her colleague Donna Hamilton (Dona Speir) escapes with the artifact. Because she suffers from amnesia, she doesn't remember who the bad guys are, and then it is not even simply a good guys vs bad guys situation, but a third party of other baddies, led by a sinister looking Rodrigo Obregon (with a monstrous scar + eye patch!), makes it more complicated. One of the silliest story elements we were ever asked to believe during the Lethal Ladies series is the radio astrologist Ava (Ava Cadell) who transmits secret messages coded" (uh-oh!) to the agents. Remember, telephones were invented long before 1992, and don't believe that if you work for a radio station, you could sit in a pool all day. What else sticks to my memory? Cringe-worthy dialogs ("There's nothing we can do till the morning." - "Even James Bond takes time off for sex!"), the beautiful background of the Pacific islands and the perfectly fitting, relaxing music, vocals by Cynthia Brimhall. This is the 7th out of my 12 reviews for the works of Andy Sidaris, in chronological order.
Prince Prospero
Well, this was the first Andy Sidaris movie I ever saw, and after seeing it I want more! This is a very underrated movie.. I can't see how anyone could dislike this one. Sure, the people who made this movie aren't big artists, but they know how to make a fun and entertaining movie. I would compare this movie to the new Charlies Angels film, except this has 7 girls, and they all get naked! Theres lots of explosions and gunplay, sure, the lack of budget shows in them badly but that adds to the fun. Although Dona Speir is top billed in the movie, Brimhall, Vasquez and Mullen are the hottest of the bunch. Oddly the only girl who is not so well endowed gets killed early in the film... I would recommend Hard Hunted for everyone, at least to those who watch something like Temptation Island just to see boobies. This is much more fun than that, I promise.
sardinilla
i rented this movie because i saw the girls on the cover, so i thought it would be great to see. And hell knows it is. Great girls, amazing tits and good f**k scenes. u want some plot, good characters and talent? then, hard hunted is not your movie.