Green River

2008 "The past is best left behind"
Green River
3.2| 0h30m| en| More Info
Released: 08 May 2008 Released
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There is no turning back. Whether we trust our friends, others or ourselves our decision determines the fate of the future. Green River's story deals with the agonizing truth of the actions we take in times of crisis.

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Badmoovieluvah The first thing the viewer will note is the sound ... voices are tough to discern but the sound effects are loud & clear. Then you realize that many opening scenes are shot through windows obstructing your view of the actors.These are the first indications something is wrong with this movie. Before ever getting to the acting you have to ask why the creators of this train wreck could possibly drop the ball on such a simple plot - a terrifying trip back to nature. What is the back story or context? What motivates these actors? What is supposed to scare the viewer?None of these questions are answered. The viewer enjoys a healthy helping of suck by the actors and everyone else who touched this horrible, horrible film. The truly horrifying question this film truly asks is, what did the movie industry ever do to deserve this?
filmchaser To the two reviewers who wrote positive reviews about this film: You're kidding, right? This has to be the worst movie I've ever seen. I was bored on the ride to the woods. These two actresses were so unconvincing as friends, that I found myself wondering why Charisma (surely this name deserved at least an explanation) and Allison (neurotic, unattractive, annoying, and a really bad actress inspired a new word: "bactress") would even be friends, much less travel into the woods together for what? a vacation? We are never told. No character development, no back story, no story whatsoever, and a predictable plot that has been done to DEATH: what was this director thinking? Low budget was not the problem here. The setting was the most interesting part of the movie. I can't remember when I've seen worst acting. I actually laughed out loud at "Allison's" attempts to act, and that actress had way too much screen time. I was hoping Jack would kill her to relieve my suffering. She was too annoying to be psychotic, and considering that Jack had been hit by a pick up truck, shot, stabbed, smacked around, and deprived of food and water for an entire day...I laughed some more at the ending because it's supposed to be what...eerie? shocking? ironic? surprising? NO, it was NONE OF THOSE because it was HORRIFYINGLY DEVOID of explanation, so much so that it was just confusing and further evidence of bad writing. There was so much opportunity to make a good thriller here, and it appears to be made by someone who didn't even care, someone with A.D.D., or someone who has never done this before. And car alarms don't run down batteries because they shut off after 10 minutes or so, OR, an owner can turn the alarm off with a remote switch from 15 ft. away. Come ON. And "Charisma" is not getting off the hook either. "Wanna take a shortcut? It's not as intimidating as it looks." One second later, she's fallen, and is hanging on by her fingernails begging her "friend" Allison to help her. Did the director look through the lens at that scene and say, "Cut. God job ladies. SO suspenseful. So...scary." I would have smacked Allison around and asked her, "What took you so long, b*tch?" And what kind of numb skull would you have to be to climb all the way to the top of a hill after an arduous hike through the woods only to burn up what's left of the cell phone battery listening to somebody's mother explaining how psychotic and dangerous her daughter is. Wouldn't it make more sense to say:"HEY, call 911 and send them to XYZ location NOW." So I'd say the writing was bad, the acting was very bad, and the directing was very, very bad. I'm so appalled that somebody would waste $5 making this film, that I can't write enough to tell anyone who's wondering: DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS DRIVEL. You'll just be mad at yourself later. And to those of you who made this movie: don't give up those day jobs just yet because I watched every minute of your film, and I still don't know if Jack had anything to do with the disappearances of one, much less all, those girls on posters. That's too many women posted in a public place to escape notoriety...so, why would 2 young women see that, know that, and then go deep into the woods in that very same area where one of them lost a sister years earlier? Dumb.
nate-155 Okay, this pile of garbage has to be the worst thing I've ever seen, and I've seen some bad movies. The plot includes story lines that go nowhere, including the ghost voices in the woods... what was that all about?? And why did the annoying brunette go crazy? The brunette was by far the worst actor I've ever seen. Lines like "what's the matter Jackie boy, truth hurt" combined with bad delivery are the only things in this movie that actually made me cringe. I've seen better acting in high school. And to the two earlier posters who said this movie was amazing, I hope you didn't spend too much money producing this film, it sucks! Destroy this movie so no one else will waste an hour and a half of their life.
Liz Berry ... and that's saying a lot because I pride myself on my ability to sit through horrible movies.Its bizarre, holey plot, strange & unsympathetic characters with baffling movies and sudden, anti-climatic climax make this painfully amateurish flick a burden to watch.Granted, I was easily distracted so when I look up and suddenly this movie that has failed to grab me suddenly includes one of the main characters going bat sh*t and torturing some old dude who was barely introduced into the story... yea... I was puzzled, but instead of suddenly being drawn into the story and wondering where all this out-of-the-blue tension & murderous rage came from... I'm bored.I only watched this movie to the end because I *PAID* for it... if it was on TV, I wouldn't have kept it on for five minutes... the only absolute LIE that drew me in was the back cover compared it to "Silent Hill"... this movie is not fit to scrape gum off Silent Hill's SHOE.Avoid if at all possible.